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>gf considering if we should even be together
>fk it new year new me
>delete 50gb of videogames
>work out every day. EVERY DAY
>change my lifestyle COMPLETELY
>anon im so proud of you!
>oh, that anon?? It was just my period hehe :)
YOU GUYS THINK NO GF IS BAD?
I WOULD KILL FOR TFW NO GF
>>25551182
>changing lifestyle for a girl
Nigger you fucked up
>>25551182
>I WOULD KILL FOR TFW NO GF
Then dump her. It's not like she is holding you against your will.Also, that's a pony
>>25551235
This. Never change your life for a girl thats beta do it for you m80.
where do you even GET a gf? I get the whole "jus be urself ;-)" shit but where do I even go to find a geef who's compatible with me?
I'm an autistic loser and i hear autistic loser girls are madslutzzz/crazy so I don't know. I just want a big butt NEET gf everything else is negotiable.
To piggyback, how do I find ENTP-like girls
You can always chat up random girls in the street. It does work.
>>25551146
>tfw INTJ
roaches.
The path of the wagecuck, you must avoid.
A job leads to slavery. Slavery leads to depression. Depression... leads to suicide.
>>25551030
Dumb yodaposter.
I agree, yodaposter.
www.retirementextreme.com
Escape slavery my friends.
>>25551030
Yoda had a job, training new jedi, protecting the galaxy, fighting the dark side. Even till he was 600 odd years old. He didn't just sit in his bedroom watching anime feeling sorry for himself
>You're interested in your "online privacy"? Eww are you a pedophile or something?
>>25551000
no i'm a hebephile.
there's a difference
Give me your fb password if you don't care about privacy.
>>25551098
1. it's about privacy towards the government not one random faggot
2. if you had all the facebook passwords in the world except mine, I would gladly give it to you too.
How cute are they /r9k/?
They used to be good mates now they are dating each other
They both had boyfriends and the whole lot
Surprises me really how things turn out.
Actually happy for them.
>>25550975
It's probably best and easiest that way. And if you miss a hard shaft, there's always toys, right? Right, guys? Guys?
>>25550975
Yeah, because they're female, but now talk about two guys, and suddenly your mouth fills with vomit and you call or the death penalty.
>>25550975
I don't get it, who has the penis?
FUCK THIS FUCKING BOARD. I used to eat this all the time and now I can't even look at it without being disgusted.
I haven't eaten in two days and I am considering going to get Arby's, should I do it robots?
Blame the roasties, not us.
looks disgusting desu
t. europeon
>wagecucking 7am to 5pm doing construction labor
>making minimum wage
>exhausted all the time by the end of the day and body is always sore
>tfw boss today made me clean up the bathroom and put paper down
>tfw i legitimately come to pic related to shitpost on 4chan
>>25550929
i thought construction workers make more than minimum wage
>>25550929
>minimum wage
Bet you have no skills, tools, or work ethic. If you showed some initiative and interest in the job you can move up quick in the trades. I had my contractors license and my own business by 24. What sort of work do you do? If it's just carpentry you could work on expanding your skilset to include some plumbing and light electrical, or specialize in a tougher but more lucrative finish trade like tile or cabinet making.
>>25551031
yes, yes, yes to all of them
Yes
Nothing more disgusting
>>25550807
WOW that is really fucking hot where did u find that
>It's okay to be gay!
it would be pretty weird if your cournty specificly mentions this in their law.
Is there anything strange about the number 4117 to you? We're not talking really anything you can explain, but more or less from a synaesthetic POV.
not really but i think i know what you mean i think... me and a friend noticed that when we have to choose a random number for some shit we always choosed 37. even before we know each other. i almost searched for a bullshit /x/ explanation but i guess it just feels good when its spoken (in german)
>>25551056
My favourite number is 27... Close, but f****ing weird.
>>25550729
AIIT
ALLT
nope
REMEMBER ME, FAMILIA?
>>25550703
Remember? Doesn't Amazon still sell it?I think another brand picked that up, y'know the colored ketchup gag?
>>25550703
>Everything wrong with America in two new fun flavorcolors!
Yeah I remember.
Tasted like shit desu senpai
Obviously it tasted no different than regular ketchup but there was something very wrong with green ketchup. Couldn't get past it
Anyone else here get a small high from fapping? Whenever I fap I get a small high when I cum and often fall asleep for around 20 sec. Anyone can relate?
>>25550585
Sounds like the legendary male orgasm.
>>25550585
Sounds normal, where's the vid?
I cry a little when I cum.
Where the hell do people even find psychedelics like mushrooms or lsd? It seems everyone has done them, but the government classifies them as Class A drugs and are pretty hard on crackdowns for them. So how the hell are they so widespread?
>>25550481
Most street shit is impure/not even the drug you actually are paying for. Best bet is online through dark web, or you can buy 'legal' analogues from the clean web.
Oldfag here.
Back in my day, weed dealers would occasionally get psychedelics and offer them up to their regulars. So either be a stoner or know a stoner
Also, heroin addicts that aren't completely off the deep end are usually great at getting you the drugs you want. I got legit acid off of one I met in a park on philly.
Nowadays kids are ordering meo-dmt-al -536 whatever off of the dark net like fucking pussies
Go on the "dark net".
Hey robots, whats your favorite number?
http://strawpoll.me/6469767
> no option for 12
>>25550450
I chose seven because it phonetically sounds nice and is very yellow in colour. Although I'm not into the colour yellow itself, my favourite numbers and letters happen to be yellow.
Why are you guys doing? It says to pick one and 7 is in the lead? Learn to follow instructions.
Is the manlet cutoff different in European countries? Since they use the metric system i hear that for you to pass all you need is to be 1.80m or more.
In Europe the manlet cutoff is 2 meters.
No idea how that translates to feet and inches.
> inb4 mad manlets saying its lower
>>25550384
Kek that's like 6'7
1.8 meters is still 6 feet
All memes aside, do you ever worry that you might have a touch of the autisms?
I don't worry about it, but I've given it thought before.
It's possible, I'm very bad at dealing with emotions and certain social situations
I would say about 50% of the population as a whole has a form of autism (most of them extremely mild).
>>25550282
>might
My autismbux speak for themselves, senpai.
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