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>wants a gf
>isn't even /fit/
smdh @ all of u tbqph familia
how do i into meganeck mode
>>25552813
Shake your head at lots of fool ass niggas.
>>25552785
I'm working on it. I have issues with my shoulders though, not sure what it is. I think it's due to the fact I used to play WoW 18 hours a day pre-cata.
>omg.....i am like SO ocd LOL
>i like have to lock the door whenever i go in the room!! its so annoying lol
>also i just cant stop eating chips when i start! like its literally so addicting LOL
>I stayed home on a friday night and texted 30 of my orbiters!
>im such a loner OMG
>omg... i'm sooo depressed because chad doesn't like me :( oh well, at least i still get to fuck brad, tad, and tyrone tee-hee
>>25552962
>tfw your parents name you tad
Why do you find it so hard to get laid /r9k/?
You can literally treat women like shit and still get laid.
>be 18
>have 8/10 popular gf
>literally treat her like a fuck toy
>abuse her in all sorts of fucked up ways
>cheated on her like 6 times with different women
>even told her about it several times
>made her suck my dick after i'd fucked someone else earlier in the day
>used to meet her fuck her and then say ''well, i'm going now''
>she used to constantly say shit like ''you're just using me'' etc
>I didn't give a fuck
>one time her older brother walked in on her on her knees sucking me off and i told her to carry on lmao
>made her do all sorts of degrading shit
>to the point where she got ''depressed'' and starved herself
>used to toy with her feelings for fun pretty much
>eventually move to a different city
>still ''seeing'' eachother and fuck her whenever i want
>one day decide to just cut off contact with her
>ignore her completely
>she calls every single day for two months, calls my mom, calls my friends, sends me emails fucking everyday
Shall I continue?
Also, post stories if they're legit
>>25552608
>shall I continue
What your shitty stories was too bad for /b so you think we will eat it up because this board is slower?
Fuck off kid
>>25552672
No, just this board is full of virgins talking about being faggots. Thought I'd post some actual experiences that show theres literally no reason to be a virgin or beta
I just got my first gf, but she wants to wait until marriage for sex. How do I convince her to fuck? What are some things I can say/do?
>tfw 20 years old and can't grow a beard
are you asian?
I'm 22 and I just started growing some hairs on my face
>>25552392
>tfw can only grow neckbeard
I couldn't grow a proper one until my mid-late 20s.
Its all about the moustache tho, a weak moustache means a weak beard.
>Turned 23 today
> Virgin
> spent the minutes before my bday crying
> just fuck my shit up desu senpai
How does r9k deal with Birthdays
>>25552258
what do you want a bouncy castle party?
i forgot my birthday last year until my bro reminded me
>Grove City, German Village, Campus
What up Ohio!
>>25552324
this desu. usually i just do a small thing for my bday, invite a few mates and my gf over. its just another day.
>mfw REEfags get assmad about their secret clubhouse getting invaded by "normies"
Cry moar, manchilds. Just like this whole website, we own this board. Learn your place.
>>25552210
i don't believe there are even that many normies on this board desu, there's just a fuckton of robots lying on the internet to piss people off.
>>25552232
This board is just a slower, slightly less gay /b/. Of course there's normals.
>>25552232
why would someone tell lies on the internet?
My god, the Pretzle crush was an absolute game changer!
How great was Little Caesara for developing this pie?
Please don't tell me they crusts are as hard as a pretzel.
>>25552247
Have you never had a soft pretzel?
Pizza Hut has a better pretzel crust
Can I get more pics like this?
>>25551784
Why are they a degenerate? Because they're emotional and ugly?
shit nigga, do you know where you are right now?
>>25551784
isnt that why most people go in this board?
>>25551839
Well...yeah.
btw does anyone have the screencap of that dude that microwaved his 10 year old container of sour cream.
>>25549813
Wagecuck gets paid 6 bong dollars per day
I'm sure Mr Goldstein didn't syphon that money for his new yacht
I lost my job recently now I want to embrace NEETdom for a while and bask in all it has to offer.
Can I ask for advice on how to make the most of it? Thinking of revisiting old games and tv series. Sleeping in. Being cozy. Walking around the park etc
help me neets im quite depressed.
>>25551622
Also im fairly agoraphobic so I need to make sure things dont get worse.
what if being a neet isn't all its cracked up to be? What if living out your days doing nothing makes one more depressed not less? What if capitalism is the better system out of the rest because it gives reason to one's life?
>have fiance
>very controlling but doesn't bother me
>she thinks it's cheating if I look at another women or think of them
>used to be free for 5 years from women previously
>had a porn collection of over 2 terabytes
>delete all of it for her
>have major urges to look at women and porn
I need help real help I want to look at women or porn but I don't want to "cheat" I fucking love my fiance.
I have not been to this site for months either because of her.
>>25551486
>stop treating women like objects
>suddenly it's easy to not treat your fiance like an object
>>25551521
I don't think it's cheating. Have to go back to my wall job though. Thread will die before then.
>>25551486
How the fuck did you end up needing 1GB of porn let alone 2 fucking terabytes?
Dumb frogposter.
Do your friend think you're a normie?
>Be me
>People think I'm a normie
>I'm actually autismo
>I got my first ACTUAL friend in primary school only on 3rd grade
>Depression since 7th grade
>Fast forward to 12th grade
>School play
>Every class gets a different country to play as
>We get Mexico
>I am skelet man of spook
>4 of us skelets
>2 of us need to tango and "marry" skelet brides
>One grill chooses his bf ofcourse
>A grill I like has the choice to pick 1 out of 3 skelets
>She chose me over a weeb and a sperg
>WhyDoe.tiff
>Have to tango
>Tango is in my blood
>Shake when I get ready to dance with her and get nervous because of my crippling autismos
>The closest I've ever been to a grill
>Everyone started accepting me as a member of their "group" more and joking around how we look like a great couple even though I barely talked to her
>1 month later we do the play, we dance n shit
>Feel empty after the dance
>After that, almost everyone in our class goes to some party some Chad is hosting
>I hate club music and anything electronic but still go, because the grill I like is going
>"Hey, I might actually like it there"
>I only listen to 70s-90s shit, like Gloria Gaynor, a-ha, Village people and etc.
>As always I get depressed when I get social
>I'm sitting on a chair while a good friend's giving me company as I sit there like a fucking retard staring into the crowd and browsing the steam store for some Christmas deals
>The girl I tangoed with, also multiple other girls begging me to dance multiple times, they get me up wiggle my arms a bit and I still go back and just sit there
>Party over
>Get home and play some good ol' TF2 "though break" maps and mic spam my favorite 70-90s songs
>Want to fucking kill myself after I think about the girl I danced with
>Love her and never want to stop dancing with her,but at the same time I want to forget her
>I never use facebook, but I constantly check if she sent a friend request
>Wake_me_up.mp4.exe
Why haven't I killed myself yet?
Bumping myself because I'm a worthless faggot
I know the feels skelet
>be me
>Was 16
>autistic
>faggot in the closet
>school dance
>FuckThatShit.webm
>cutest girl in the school asks me
>i say sure because anyone who says no to her is assumed to be a fag, don't wanna blow my cover
>this bitch was the most tumblr girl alive
>like she dyed her hair blue, listened to emo bands, ect.
>2 days later
>at dance
>one of the songs is single ladies
>my earbuds hurt
>i am contiplating suicide during the entire event
>dance is over
>thank god, jesus, allah, and steven hawking i can go home
>she wants to go to a chad party with me
>oH GOD
>"fine"
>we go
>she meets with her friends
>i sit in some random bedroom
>aw hell yeah, i find some old n64 in the closet
>i pay goldeneye
>everything is fun now
>chick comes in the bedroom
>makes out with me
>i play along because i don't want anything to think i am a cockgobbler
>she wants to fuck
>OhShit.jpg
>literally the only experience i have ever had with sex is being a bottom bitch to some guy who paid me
>i am horrible at it
>she orgasisms somehow
>she is satisfied, think it was her first
>i find out i am bi
>still wanna kill myself though
>forced to do date her for 2 years because i am beta as fuck
>somehow getting no hints i do not wanna be there
>sometimes think she just wanted my money
and that was the last time i have ever dated someone
i am 27 now
>>25551408
>having friends
fuck off normie
>go to a bar for first time in years
>stand with drink in corner
>some girl comes over
>trys to make conv
>i try to avoid it
>she taps on my foot
>"come on talk to me. you want a drink?"
>she buys me a drink
>she keeps talkin. only answers I give are: ye, aha , ok
>end up at her home with her
>we make out
>she calls me everyday and wants to meet up
>still try to avoid her
how do I get rid of her? she trys so hard to make me a normie and that turns me off so much evem though she doesnt look bad
Ok squall
>>25551442
elobarate
>>25551442
Zozzle.
>>25551406
Op, pic related. Why don't you visit a gay bar instead.
How do I stop being boring?
I've been lifting and I get more female attention every day. When I pick up food at restaurants every waitress not waiting tables comes up and tries to converse but I don't have anything to say. When I'm at work, milfs and black chicks come up and tell me I look good then I fuck it up while they're waiting for me to respond. I'm not used to attention, and I have about as much life experience as everyone else on this site who's been a shut-in for a good period of their life. Please respond.
>>25551403
sauce on that pic?
roblox
>>25551453
debunked as shopped a long, long time ago (look at feet)
>>25551453
/x/
I've always been curious what was going on with the ceiling in that pic.
Thanks to /r9k/ and /out/, this manlet has finally learned.
At five foot six inches tall, but very handsome, I always figured it balanced out.
I have gotten to date probably more women than I should have only because I did not notice I was so short.
Now I know....
I have decided to go full MGTOW and leave whatever women I was able to date to the rest of you.
I hope you enjoy them.
Signed manlet anon.
whatever man
nobody cares
This thread is reddit as fuck.
>>25551384
Take them back, we can't have them anyway.
>Can't sleep at night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEee
I just end up staying up until 4 in the morning thinking about all the horrible things that have happened to me in life and crying.
2:15 am here.
Fuck this black noise that is my life.
Same here. Lately for me it's 5am at the earliest. Doesn't help waking up at 3pm.
>>25551310
3:00 here
just surf until ur totally depleted
