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Why do women have to keep their horniness secret? Why are they shamed if they act like guys about it?
A shameless woman quickly becomes a slut, anon.
They don't. Go to a library, they'll pass books between each other all "careful, the pages might stick, GUH-HUH!"
>>25553880
Because they'd get bitched at and ostracized by other women. Women oppress themselves.
i am an attractive girl and i only like having sex with tall hot men
actually, i lied, i am an average male, but do you see how easy it is to lie on the internet? do not believe everything you read, some of it may be untrue
I am a Ho-Oh
>>25553808
>I am an average male
That's a lie, you're really a hot piece of ass just pretending.
>tfw no bf
>posts pic of female avatar anime
>doesn't post contact info
These threads, every time...worse than a normie desu.
Why do I enjoy likcking my palms and tasting their salty taste ???
Maybe you are deficient in minerals.
>>25553795
cause salty is good
You want the D.
Why can't I just kill myself?
Why do people have to be hypothetically sad over it?
Why can't they just be like
>yeah I understand why they did it. they fucked up bad. let's hope they don't next time around or that they're content in the void or whatever. meanwhile I will continue my life as if they never existed because they fucking sucked, to be frank
By even posting here I continue to fuck up
What the fuck is going on /r9k/, what the fuck is going on?
I have this feeling of cosmic unimportance right now because the stars are actually showing for once, and it makes me wanna just go for it in a good bittersweet way.
just do it you pussy. who cares how it'll make people feel, you'll be dead
lmao dude get a life you loser
>>25553758
>it makes me wanna just go for it in a good bittersweet way.
You won't. Your lack of talent genes in combination with your lack of drive and general worth has left you in a place where suicide is perfectly logical, but you will never do it, because you are just that sort of person.
>eating gf's pussy
>get thrush
Why are girls so disgusting?
get what?
>>25553592
A bird in the mouth is worth two in the bush.
>r9k
>gf
reeeeee
>when a girl is a business major
>>25553508
Left-handedness. I don't know what it is, but left-handed girls are just more attractive to me than right-handed girls.
>when a girl has a business major
why a business major of all things though?
>>25553572
I'm partial to left handed girls as well.
I'm not limited to business majors, marketing does it for me as well.
>tend to be slutty
>are the opposite of women's studies majors in terms of goals
>>25553628
I guess that makes sense. As far as goals go, that makes sense. Women's studies majors would obviously be far on the opposite of the spectrum. I like the idea of a girl having an English degree. Something about knowing she has brain for written word is attractive as hell to me.
>get "ridpilled" gf
>constantly talking about how much she hates "normal" people
>doesn't want to do anything besides really lame/tame dinner + movie dates
I finally realize how fucking annoying you are all, nobody wants to be with you because all you do is complain
>>25553499
>gf
That's where you went wrong OP.
>>25553499
I wish I had a girlfriend like this. All mine does is smoke weed with her male friends and goes to shitty concerts.
>>25553514
>>25553535
these responses don't make sense
wew, can tranny degenerates be robots?
>>25553470
No, being a tranny is one of the normiest things possible in this year of our lord 2016.
>>25553946
lol you can see his winky
I always wondered if I'd look good if I transitioned, but then again I won't risk being ugly as shit and have fake boobs then regret the whole thing. It's always the half passable they show on those tv shows about transgeders, ever noticed that?
I want to study medicine
>>25553370
good luck fag you'll be near 40 by the time you graduate and in massive debt, only reason you should be going into medicine is for access to drugs you can kill yourself with
>>25553401
In my country you don't pay for education, but you are right, I'll be old
>>25553444
what country is that?
blox
>cheating on gf with a cuter girl
can we get a good feels thread going?
>drinking white wine from a red wine glass
>>25553333
>coming to /r9k/ after you hear about it on reddit
>>25553272
hell yeah man that's what it's all about
we play the monogamy card for the sake of society, but it's all about getting as much pussy out of life as you can
Mexicans are an inferior race of Indians who never learned how to wipe their ass properly. They talked a garbled Spanish only an Indian would have the audacity to speak. They smell bad and think that the dog food they call their food is delicious.
How does it feel Mexicants that your viens will never flow with pure, untouched by the negro or indio, European Cuban blood
Isn't food supposed to be one of the things mexicans got right though, OPie?
>>25553240
Okay feeling.
>OP posts this while making another Trump thread on /pol/ and masturbating to brown women in his basement
>graduate highschool with no intention of furthering my education
>work backbreaking wagecuck job since then
>3 years of real life has changed my mind
How should I start prepping myself for academia? Any websites or books that you'd recommend to prep myself? granted I'm going the 2 year CC 2 year uni route, I haven't read or exercisedmy brain high school
>>25553232
fun fact: that meme about how it's not what you know its who you know is actually true. Higher education isn't actually about acquiring knowledge in most fields, it's about being a normie and meeting other normies who can say to someone in HR "Hey, about that open position, I know this guy Bob who'd be great for it..."
I found it distasteful and disgusting and didn't do it and now I have a four-year degree and no job. If you too just want to study hard, get good grades, learn things, and then get a job related to what you learned, I advise you do disabuse yourself of that illusion right now.
>>25553351
I've read that same advice a lot on this board. It must suck to have done all that work only to be denied because you didn't get lunch with some normiefags. Is there any way to make yourself marketable without developing fake connections?
>>25553232
Not really. You stand a chance if you go to a bunch of job fairs and do internships around sophomore year or so, but even then, a.) they're picky about who they take, even for an internship, and b.) you need to do the "networking" bullshit since many if not most jobs aren't even advertised, they just find someone someone knows, and those that are will call up your references and ask "so what kind of a guy is he?". if you can't make normies gush about what a great person you are, you'll have a hard uphill battle.
I've had pic related as my Steam avatar for years, I need a new one.
Trips decides my new avatar.
That's a small picture...
>>25553099
Pepe the frog because it is the dankest meme (pronounced me-me).
>>25553099
Gay midget trap porn, bonus points if there is scat involved.
pls be post 25553222
This board is the most depressive and repulsive cesspool I've ever read. Cogratulations.
>>25553089
Thanks, I really needed that, smug anime girl.
says the anime watcher
nice try nerd but it takes more than that
Who /germany/ here?please discuss. I'm planning to move to germany by may
Coats of arms always improve flags
>>25552997
have fun getting culturally enriched
Where are you from?
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