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Hey guys meet my waifu.
>smart
>honest
>pragmatic
Is there anything more amicable in a waifu? I doubt it.
Post your waifus. Horsefuckers need not apply.
>>25555797
How can you love your Waifu when she's had another Gem's CUM inside her?
>>25555896
Fuck you and your non-cannon bullshit.
Are we really doing a waifu thread? I'm cool with it, I'm just not sure it's /r9k/ appropriate.
Also
>Implying SU fags are any better than horsefuckers
>All that confused Boipussy
SJW's do have they're good points
>>25555679
too made up
>>25555679
I'm a tranny and I fucking hate that fucking retarded comic.
I don't know what's worse, before when no one knew we existed or now when everyone thinks we're a joke
I can reliably count on a squirtle to be a squirtle rather than come out as a fire type and demand its pronouns be charmander, charmeleon, and charizard.
You're on your way to hell and you decide you're going to take some music with you what albums and why? (Pic related) (maximum of 7 albums)
Probably Beethoven and shit in a final attempt to suck up to God
Genesis: Selling England by the Pound
Genesis: The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Jethro Tull: Heavy Horses
Supertramp: Breakfast in America
Dire Straits: Brothers in Arms
progfags report in
I wouldn't take any. I've listened to enough music already.
How do I stop using opiates?
Switch to barbiturates
You can probably use heroin to wean off
>>25555557
lel why are so many young americans addicted to opiates or using them. i very rarely see opiates around here.
>tfw on benzos with alcohol
it feels so fucking weird to have zero anxiety.
is this how normies feel?
>>25555556
one off what a shame
and no, being on benzos and alcohol is not what normies feel like
>>25555556
Wait what are you taking? I need it if it takes away anxiety. I want to feel normal too. Please.
>>25555671
xanax and beer.
> Your feel when no gf
>that emotion across the ocean when no gf
>>25555555 dang son please have a look at this shit
>>25555652
>shit thread
>shit get
>thread is almost immediately deleted after the get
just fuck my digits up pham
How could robots succeed by working together?
Starting some kind of tech startup?
/r9k/ mansion to save money?
>>25555474
>no replies
Nobody want to work togethers
>>25555474
>le "tech" startup and get rich
you are better off playing the lottery.
>>25555474
communal living coop is a solid idea. And I say that even as a commie-hating libertine patrician.
what state do you think r9k will be in in 12 years?
>>25555412
nonexistant
i'd be shocked if 4chan itself still exists in 12 years
ded
Hiroshima will destroy 4chan, I'm sure.
I hope i'm not alive in 12 years, the world moves too quickly and I'm already tired of it
Who /neurotic/ here?
>lie down in bed
>think about everything wrong with my life for hours before sleeping
>having a good time
>remember something horrible or all the bad things that could happen after my good time
>constantly filled with shame and regret
didn't know that's what it's called, thanks for teaching me something OP. I don't know if it's that or just depression mixed with regret, but every time I think I fucked something up I feel like shit for a long time and can't stop thinking about it, and I'll usually just curl up into a ball in bed and sigh internally for hours
>>25555515
cuck
original post
>>25555377
All day erry day 24/10. It's why I'm so hilarious and not technically sober for longer than 72 hours in the last eight years.
I won't forget.
>>25555269
I don't believe you. Me neither.
You didn't mean it when you said it, but I actually do love you.
>>25555717
But something's gotta give.
>be me
>survive domestix violence
>get depression
>tfw you cant even get yourself to eat or look after yourself
>two months of heavy meds from psych with no results
>start new meds
>simultaneously start browsing r9k constantly
>few weeks pass and feel slightly better
>feel good
>tfw you arent sure if its the drugs or r9k that helps
>doesnt matter feel good
>whichever case thx peeps
>>25555198
Hope you continue on your path to recovery. You must've been through some shit.
>>25555198
Care to share your story?
>>25555198
embrace nihilism, it will make you feel better eventually because it's so calming
Does anybody here hate having free time? This Christmas Break away from college has been nothing been torture. Doesn't help matters any when your family is fucked up mentally.
>>25555148
Free time kills me, too. How do the neets do it?
I work 11 hours a day at walmart so I have something to do with my waste of a life
pros
>big bux
>constantly around people
>never lonely
>always have something to keep your mind away from sadness
cons
>feet hurt
>little sleep
Whenever I'm In uni, I'm always waiting for the holidays. When they finally arrive I just waste them and do jack. After a while i start to feel bad for not doing anything for so long.
>english girl is at my school for 1 day
>meet her in the library and hit it off
>show her around
>be fb friends
>start thinking about more than I really have reason to
>she has great taste in music and is generally lovely
>I'm being fucking charming
>almost appear to be flirting
>asks if I'm single
>yes
>aweshitnigger.jpg
>ask her
>she's bi and has a girlfriend
>"um, I'm taken"
>tfw
>tfw kissless virgin
I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up but I can't help it. Still glad I met her, might see her in London this summer. Why is this shit so depressing?
I guess it would be way worse if it were a guy, somehow
>>25555145
>she's bi and has a girlfriend
Let's see, the girl you like has a relationship with ANOTHER GIRL. Don't you see the opportunities here?!?
>THREESOME
>You all get along, as a group of friends and they introduce you to their friends and help you find someone else
>THREESOME
>You ask her to hook you up with someone in their circle, or have her GF hook you up with someone in their circle
>THREESOME
>You use them both as wingwomen
>THREESOME
>You orbit her until she breaks up with her and catch her on the rebound
Did I suggest to you aTHREESOMEyet?
>>25555483
fair point anon, although I doubt I have the social and sexual charisma to swing a THREESOME everything else is realistic. Just feels unexpectedly bad
If none of this matters, if we're all just put on this earth to die, then what's the meaning of life, what's the point?
We're all gonna die someday, why not just spare us the time and have a lifeless universe?
Because without life, there is no gay, and without gay, there can be no OP
>>25556042
But what's the point of OP being gay if he's just going to die in a few rotations around the sun anyway?
It's not like he can really do anything with his faggotry that will be remembered. It will disappear like everything else.
>>25555110
Listen: there is no meaning to life. "Meaning" is a human concept. As conciousness in the universe, we literallt get to decide what the meaning of life is. We are the sole determiner of what is important. We are the only thigs in thia universe who use the conxept of "meanif", so we are the obly thing in the univwrse which has meaning. Isn't that incredible?
>when a whiteboi tries to act like a real niqqa
>>25555083
>when a nigga tries to act white
>when you see a negro using a calculator
>when bae puts her ketchup in the fridge
