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Did my fellow neets buy anything today?
Just got back from the shops and bought me some socks. Feels good man.
The little things in life really do make you the happiest.
a-am i the only one?
tfw
I have a very long walk from work, and it's winter so I just bought a new trapper hat, scarf, and a pair of goggles. When I was walking home from work, I covered my mouth/nose with the scarf, buckled the flaps on the hat, and put the goggles on. It was so fucking comfy walking down the street with the wind and snow driving against the side of my face, but being warm as fuck. Actually being able to see where I was walking was nice too.
Pic related, it's pretty much what I did. God, I fucking love winter.
>>25555046
i bought some food and chocolates for a qt that i know ill never fuck, she gets a little slutty when i bring her shit from the convenience store lol
How to be a pleb the movie. Haven't seen it, but that's probably what it's about, right? Too arrogant?
actually it's a lot different then you would expect
still pretty average but it's not bad
Well it's based on a book Don Juan which is supposedly a masterpiece about hedonism
its actually about a guy trying to give up his porn addiction and horrible girlfriend
>that scene where he is trying to buy cleaning products and his girlfriend freaks out and says her boyfriend cant be cleaning the appartment himself they need to pay someone else to do it even though it'll save money and he likes doing it
fuck that was annoying
I drew this for you robots today in school
>>25554837
Looks like a kindergarten child drew that desu
>>25554887
I have problems
>>25554837
Draw me porn. Futa porn to be exact. Only one of them has a dick. Get to it.
Now.
ex broke up with me but won't give me my shit back what do. trying not to get arrested or look like the psycho ex
>>25554727
What's she have of yours?
>>25554742
some of my favorite clothes, books, movies, games. stuff that's just kind of important to me that i really want back
>>25554727
You've lost anon. Just let her keep it all. Or, you know, call the police and get it back?
>tons of ideas for money making websites
>no knowledge of how to code
>too lazy to start learning
>tons of ideas for fixing my life
>too lazy to start doing them
>>25554680
Your ideas are probably shit desu.
>>25554680
Probably shit but hire someone to do it for you, there are freelancers out there. And rent the servers. If you dont have money convince someone to invest in your ideas, maybe start a kickstarter. Anon, in the internet there are a lot of ways to make money, you just have to have a bit of creativity.
Is the robot/normalfag dichotomy good for the quality of /r9k/, or should we seek to graduate from it?
It's obviously bad for board quality, and it would be far better if people could just post experiences and relate to each other. I wish there was a way to tell callous people to fuck off that wasn't laughed down as being pathetic or hugboxy.
Nobody wants to change, or learn, or think. Look at the threads with the most replies.
so normalfags will be shitting on people irl, while people comfort and tolerate normalfags on this board
do you realize how ridiculous that sounds, just let 'ebin robbots' have the board
what age did you expect to lose your virginity at when you were 16?
>>25554536
Never. Even back then I didn't want to have sex. I have succeeded~
16. It's sad thinking about how much easy pussy I passed up due to fear and self loathing. Now I'm at an age where women expect me to have my shit together.
>>25554536
I never expected to lose mine, I always assumed I would be a hard working loser. At least I was only half-right. I lost my virginity in Okinawa at the age of 24 while I was stationed on the island during my time in the Marine Corps. Yes, it was to a Japanese hooker, but it's not like anyone else was going to fuck me. Since then, I've been laid more times than I can remember, but only 2 of those women weren't prostitutes.
I'm 30 now....I still work my ass off...I'm still a loser with nothing to show for my labors...but at least I'm not a virgin.
I did learn that I'm a sex addict, though.
anyone else here think they're losing it? I think i'm paranoid. I always feel like i'm being followed and it's gotten to the point where i can't do online dating and stuff even though i'm lonely because im just too harsh on myself and think other people are just sitting there laughing at whatever i put on my profile. I also always think that whenever a group of people look over at me at a restaurant, even if just for a moment, that they're probably making fun of me and talking about how weird I am. I know its illogical but i can't control the thoughts. they're always there they never go away. I always think my friends hate me and don't wanna talk to me anymore. I feel like a burden on them and everyone else in my life. I don't know how to feel normal, i don't even know if I want to, i don't know if i deserve to feel normal. I just feel like this huge parasite on everyone around me and I take and take from them and don't give back anything and I know i'd be much more fun to be around if i had a better self esteem but i just feel like i'm making everyone so unhappy all the time i dont know how to fix this. any advice? also share your own problems
You weren't supposed to notice me senpai ;_;
>>25554505
>relatively normal thoughts
>lol I'm losing it
Your self confidence is shit and you have social anxiety. Deal with it.
>>>/adv/
i think You'rr being GangSt#lked..fanily..
look it up befrr it is too late..
>so anon, what kind of hobbies do you have?
I pan for gold, hike, and look for minerals.
I also really enjoy archery, shooting, and bouldering.
Saving up for a petrographic microscope and lapidary equipment to make thin sections.
>>25554481
Can any of you guys recommend any easy hobbies I could pick up?
It's gotten to the point where all I do most days is shitpost and play vidya.
I play video games on my computer.
Sometimes I fap to cartoons.
>tfw you will never be as handsome as luke ;_;
>>25554451
>you will never be as handsome as kylo
why live?
>>25554515
hes not even that handsome
>>25554451
hnnggggg
>mfw i will never have a bf that looks like that
>tfw cold hands all the time
>>25554411
mfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnJfLFmqmg
Maybe because it's fucking January. Turn on the heater.
>>25554411
Cold feet. I wear insulated boot/slipper things, made for people who camp in winter, around the house always. Also sleep with sleeping bag rated for -18C as a blanket. It gets so hot by the middle of the night I push off all of it except the part covering my feet. I assume poor circulation?
Who else /LearningHowToFuckHotWomen/ here?
Studied some basic psychology and women's basic sexual desires. I have fucked 6 women during my first semester of college, rated as objectively as I can:
Girl 1(S): Physical: 7/10 Personality: 9/10
Girl 2(A): Physical: 7.5/10 Personality: 4/10
Girl 3(A2): Physical: 2/10 Personality: 3/10
Girl 4(M): Physical: 10/10 Personality: 9/10
Girl 5(S2): Physical: 6.5/10 Personality: 6.5/10
Girl 6(L): Physical: 7/10 Personality: 9/10
and made out with or fingered, receive blowjobs from, etc. countless other girls
What are you doing to improve your game, robots?
desu this sounds more pathetic than the permavirgins here.
>>25554372
>more women in your life
>improvement
>>25554372
Where's the rest of that paragraph?
Life is terrible. Let forget about that for a while and post some gondolas.
I'm so bored of life but the alternative is endless non existence so I guess I'll stick around for a while.
I belong nowhere. I have no group or persons I can afilliate my self with. I am an outsider to literally every being on this earth.
I am so alone. Be it by choice, or by my personality, I do not know. And I don't want to
Why do robots have bags under their eyes?
>>25553975
WHY IS EGGY MAKING ME HARD
>>25553975
This is true. I absolutely have no wrinkles but I have bags under eyes for some reason.
>>25553975
I don't know about the rest of the board, but isn't staying up for days since childhood during summer break the cause?
>stay up 3 weeks passing out clearing gamu.
>now old and do the same thing.
>answer is sleep deprivation and some genetic thing.
Why not just start playing VNs, robots?
There are enough VNs, both new and upcoming, to fill the rest of your miserable life.
>>25553973
I already do, is there really that much skat in that one?
I kind of want to play it for the torture, but it seems that would kill it for me.
>>25553973
You live a fulfilling life, OP...
