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Are wrist watches autistic?
if you're autistic they are
if not they're alright
chad can look good in anything
an autist can look autistic in anything
Not inherently no, but with how common cell phones are now they are a bit redundant.
>>25548367
What if I'm an autistic Chad?
How attractive are you robots?
http://www.faces.ethz.ch/
I'm hot as fuck
This thing is bullshit. I uploaded 4 different pictures of myself all taken from the same camera and same angle. Each one got a different. rating. One was hot. One was nice. One was ok. And the last one couldn't be rated because it thought I was underage.
I'm just...nice
how you holdin up anons?
what's going on with your life/career?
you move out of your parents? Get that masters? Got a good career going?
share your adult feels
>tfw time is moving faster and faster and the days all blur
>tfw you notice you're aging
>tfw you have to watch your diet and take care of yourself
>tfw you don't relate to robot threads about hs stories and tfw no gf
>tfw you feel empty and just no longer care about anything
I moved back in a 5 months ago heroin addiction got out of hand.
Tfw daddy is chill af
>tfw 28 and my younger siblings are married
>tfw will never have a trophy wife and kid I secretly hate
>tfw will never come home drunk and beat my wife
>tfw will never rather masturbate then have sex with gf or wife
>tfw will never cum in wife no condor while looking into her eyes
what's your experience with pic related?
make a fucking attempt to be original and do something that MAKES YOU STAND OUT
you're one amongstliterally10-15+ guys at a time
>>25537569
Rude cunts and too much effort.
Not worth it.
I like to chat with the women occasionally but none of them are really interesting enough to take on a date.
HOLY SHIT HOW DO I STOP THIS PAIN?
I am a fucking idiot who got attached to this cunt Rose. Now I cannot stop thinking about her. It's only been 3 months but I haven't been able to get her out of my head.
What do I do? I want to stop liking this dumb bitch.
How the hell do I stop this? I seriously cannot move on knowing I haven't met her and at least had the chance to ask her out.
HOW THE HELL DO I STOP THIS AND MOVE ON???
You can never stop the pain, the best thing you can do is learn to enjoy it.
>>25534140
How do I learn to enjoy being a pathetic beta orbiter?
I feel like I could move on if I just asked her out and heard her reject me.
I saw a thread earlier that really rustled my jimmies. It said something along the lines of
>there is a combination of words and actions that would result in you dating your oneitis
It kills me. I don't want to be a pathetic orbiter of a 30 year old youtube bitch but for some reason I am, and the idea that there may be something I could do to get closure hurts.
I feel like if I give up I am losing, but if I don't give up I am also losing because I'm a beta cuck.
>>25534115
>3 months
Just imagine the pain Epi feels after9years. Be grateful.
Do you prefers your girls to be DFC or tittymonsters?
ass queens tbqh
I prefer smaller to medium breasts, especially if I was going to date a girl.
However, sometimes when I fap I like to fap to the trashiest big tit bimbos I can find.
>>25532883
Tittymonsters, Minx is on the lower end of the scale of what I prefer.Not that I wouldn't accept DFC since I'm not getting any as it is
reminder that these are the girls you robots choose to spend your time, money, and energy on.
you deserve every bit of it.
sensible chuckle thread
nice strawmanning cuckboy
>>25560754
>implying they aren't just practice gfs
>tfw your dog won't stop whining
I'M NOT LETTING YOU OUT IT'S RAINING
>>25560132
LET HIM OUT YOU ASSHOLE. HE NEEDS AIR. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF HIM. THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSE. DOGS ARE ANIMALS
>>25560159
SHE'S IN THE HOUSE SHE JUST WANTS TO GO OUT TO FREAK OUT OVER LIGHTNING OR BARK AT OTHER DOGS
THOSE FUCKING CHIHUAHUAS BARK AT ME EVERY TIME I OPEN THE S
DOOR I HATE THEM AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Truly the most cancerous board
>Can I hold grudges?
>Mind saying, "Let it go, fuck this"
>Heart's saying: "I will, once I bury this bitch alive
>Hide the shovel and then drive off in the sunset"
Pic related.
>>25560119
>Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
>But the very next day you gave it away
>This year, to save me from tears
>I'll give it to someone special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
JUST
>>25560119
If you still listen to eminem new music you need to come home from the military and stop drinking Mountain Dew or something
>>25560119
>Eminem
Come back from the army
how do you deal with being good-looking but hating attention? i'm tired of girls approaching me all the fucking time. even when i wear very plain clothes and a baseball cap, there's always some dumb slut that wants to start a conversation but i hate being an asshole to people. does anyone else know this feel?
>>25560113
Yep. But I'm trying to stop being like that.
>>25560113
Probably b8.
>>25560113
OP, what does it feel like to be so incredibly good looking all the time?
Who else here /varicocele/?
>got surgery to fix it
>surgeon messed up
>looks exactly the same as before
>permanent nerve damage
>can only wear briefs
>sometimes hurts so much I can't walk or even stand up
even if i didn't have all my other medical and mental issues, how the fuck am I going to get a gf with a nutsack that looks like it's full of spaghetti
Yeah, I got that. Painless for me though.
Got a couple of nut cysts too. Can't see it unless you feel for it and women are too dumb to know what a diseased nut looks like.
>>25559946
You're lucky yours is painless. Don't do the surgery just because of the looks, mine hurt way less before. Sucks about the cysts though. Are they permanent or do they get worse over time?
I've got that too, can't wear underwear and sometimes have discomfort in my testicles when lying down, especially if I am lying on my side
Too afraid/awkward/poor to go to the doctor though
Bought rope practicing tying a noose what would the best knot be for hanging myself the standard hangman knot or a slip knot?
27 years old incel male, have a post grad have a shit job in my field while positions I have studied for are sent offshore to flips, I'm tired of the loneliness I'm done please follow robots help me by ensuring I don't fuck it up.
>>25559861
if you really wanted to kill yourself you would have googled it and found out already
fuck off attention seeker
>>25559861
I have googled it but is confusing as fuck there a people saying you should use this certain kind of rope there are people saying a slipknot is better others a hangman's is better.
>>25560033
Look up "ligature Strangulation", It's supposed to be mostly painless.
ITT: quotes (from anywhere) that shake you to your core.
" His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die."
u a real nigga if you recognise it
>>25559829
sounds like its from a DnD fantasy book
>the east river isn't romantic anymore you know, it's where the suicides go
>>25559895
you fucking disgusting pleb.
>take three Hydrocodone / Aminophen 5-325
>nothing
How many to get high?? I don't want to OD but fuck. I thought people get high on these fuckers.
start with 2, dose again every 35-40 mins up to 9 pills
>>25559650
depends how much you weigh. if you're not high I'm guessing you either weigh a lot or the pills are really old. like 3-4 years old.
>>25559650
3 gave me a good buzz when i was 17
taek another 3
not sure how good that is for your liver though
is it possible to die because of too much fapping?
my dick literally hurts when i touch it but i want to go for one more spin
i jerked off like 7 times today already
only if you have a big dick so you should be fine
If it hurts why keep doing it, sounds like you don't give a fuck either way you weak willed fuck.
Who even fucking masturbates that much, how fucking pleasurable can it be to cum literally nothing after your 3rd or so time.
>>25559422
No but you're be very sore and it might burn like a bitch to pee. I think 7 was my max, but that was back on a summer day in HS in my most high-sex drive years. No way I could do that now.
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