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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which i follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I war around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>implying that's an old meme
Cause I'm a weeaboo
Don't have any old memes, but I do have some content that's a little bit older
What was the biggest tragedy to happen at your school?
>senior year of high school
>lunch break
>Cu Cux Clan leaves to buy the Walmart down the road
>eat normie lunch
>teacher comes in crying
>the rich kids flipped their car and died halfway to Walmart
>bucketsoftears.gif
>no funeral
I can't even begin to comprehend what you just typed out.
A dude with a peanut allergy ate some peanuts and died. That's about it for me.
>>25528361
A popular guy broke his neck in a lake and died.
>want to start lifting
>can't find anything that could be good
>this bucket full of grout looks allright
>accidentally drop the fucking bucket on carpet
>it brokes and grout is on carpet
>gotta clean it fast
>moms come home
>FUCKINGWHY.JPG
>she saw me with lots of toilet papers near me
>carpet is wet
>Anon what happened?
>ummm I spill some tea ha ha
>ha ha
She probably thinks that I'm such fucking degenerate that I cummed on carpet.
>mfw my fate of being beta can't be changed
>>25565018
Why don't you go to a gym? In the gym you look like a Beta and in your rooms you look like a degenerate, a choice between fire and brinstone
>>25565110
I'm just too afraid of all those Chads that would make fun of me.
>>25565018
Do yourself a favor and either get a gym membership or buy some dumbbells with an adjustable bench and a chin up bar.
>tfw family disowned me for being a lesbian
>tfw can't even get a cute girlfriend to make it worth it
>>25564878
>I'm a grill btw :D
dubs thread? dubs thread.
Check em.
fucking degenerate roastie scum, serves you right.
>>25564909
off by one kill me family
I'm ending it tonight, robots. I won't make any subsequent replies, but I will die tonight. Figure I should let my only friends know, at least.
In high school, I met a girl with schitzophrenia. We became intimate. One day, she pulled a knife out on me. We pushed through with the relationship. Eventually though, she left me. After two years.
Soon after, my mental health flew out of control. I was incarcerated. After getting out, I lived with my mother. She's dying of cancer. I'm now 20 years old and still, my mental health strains me. I have applied for 50+ jobs. Day one on six of the jobs I broke down. I tried. I fucking tried. If a God truly exists, an afterlife after this, I hope they show pity on me. Because I fucking tried so goddamn hard. But if I can't work, then I don't belong in the capitalist regime and basically become an outcast by default.
Thanks for reading, anon. If your life is going shitty, I hope it gets better. Somehow. Just don't lose hope and become a lost cause like me. I'll maybe see some of you on whatever side there may or may not be.
Good luck anon. Just expect this thread to be filled with normies with easy lifes telling you not to do it.
>>25564807
I hope you find peace in your choice.
Good bye anon.
Isn't it odd. There are people out there who simply, do not ever think about self-eradication. Never have they experienced being an outcast, unwanted human trash.
Almost seems alien culture to me, a distant relic of a past i can hardly remember being
>tfw yellow fever
>no asians in your country
what country senpai
>>25564801
Nigeria, my man
>>25564801
Latvia senpai
I just want to touch a vagina
>>25564740
How about you stop being fat and smelly then
>>25564740
Touch your own faggot!
Because this is a Cebruzthread you mean "BoyVagina"
>on OKCupid
>get maybe 1 or 2 visits a week
>set profile from straight to interested in both men and women
>wake up the next day to 10 likes and 2 messages
What the actual fuck
>>25564706
gril or nah
>all from men
>>25564758
Well of course, that's the point. Why are women so damn fickle compared to men? Do they just have higher standards?
anyone here have any experience with citalopram?
I went in for a physical today and mentioned my anxiety, hoping to get some sort of benzo but instead I got this.
Inderal might be better.
>>25564574
I was on them for around 5 months before I gave them up. They didn't help at all, just made me super sleepy and was unable to concentrate half the time. Also after about a month of being on them you'll find it's 10x harder to cum when you're fapping as well. Enjoy.
>>25564608
I go back in a month.
if I say it isn't working will I increase my chances of getting a benzo?
I'm a college-aged male so I get the reluctance to prescribe me controlled meds
You wouldn't be alone if you knew hot to cook
But I do. And I'm alone.
>>25564153
This. I even work as a line cook.
>>25564143
This is exactly the same as the "just lift bruh" meme
t. guy who lifts and cooks
There is no point.
Girls have always gotten more attention on the internet though
>>25564107
I guess, it's more the brazen way it's done.
Just pretend to be a girl OP
Problem solved
>remembering about the time I lose my virginity
>she kept playfully saying 'no' and laughing and smiling
>when I was trying to lift her vest off she was playfully saying 'no' and trying to hold it down
>sort of resisting in a playful way but eventually relented
Did I technically rape her then?
Is this the reason why she immediately stopped talking to me after?
yep, you going to jail boy
>not getting written consent for piv intercourse before penetration
you fucked up big
>>25564056
Shit nigga you need to be really careful with that, I did kind of a similiar mistake.
Sometimes its hard to see if she gives you playful token resistance, or if shes using the playfulness to cover her real resistance
You need to be more aware of whats going on in her emotions and head
Have you ever cut yourself? Do you still do it? For what purpose? For attention, to prove something, or muh pain?
I tried once. I wanted to prove to myself that I wasn't a coward and that I could take the pain. I did it after an hour of hesitating and couldn't take the pain well at all.
The other day I had to dig into my hand with a knife to get a splinter out. Theres no way I could bleed my arm.
only once about 2 weeks ago
really no idea why and I dont plan on doing it again
I always thought cutters were faggots and I hope It doesn't noticeably scar
I used to
I don't know
I let shit fester in my mind, now
It only shows up in my dreams
I've sacrificed my inner world to make myself look good for you
And I'm gonna pay for it for a very long time
I wish I still had the perspective that made me cut, truthfully, OP. Now I don't even understand why I would do it.
HOW DO IT GET A JOB?
HOW DO I WRITE A RESUME?
HOW DO I GET THEM TO PICK ME?
I WANT TO BE A WAGEKEK NOWWWWWWWW HELP
._ . I thought NEET life was BEST LIFE
W-what is this
>>25563775
i guess you fell for the meme
Work experience >>> shitty retail job >>> better job
>tfw you will never continue your family tree
>tfw this zombie can get a gf and you can't
>>25563695
>a guy with a job got a wife over a NEET who goes on /r9k/ 18 hours a day
What a surprise
>>25563695
>man who serves his country and treats women with respect and tenderness gets to pass on his genes.
i see nothing wrong here, only a happy family and some loser whining about it.
>>25563760
>serves his country
What military uniform is that? It looks more like a flight attendant uniform
