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My best dreams are the ones where I'm a girl. What does it mean?
Bump because I'm serious.
>>25567428
My best dreams are those in which I'm dying.
it means even your subconscious recognizes that girls have it easier
>Tfw not enough money to be a sugar daddy
>>25567392
>tfw only spend about 3 waking hours at home a day, so no time to get a puppy
>meanwhile, your oneitis is getting her pussy pounded by an old fatass
>you will never be a fat rich uncle and steal highschool Chad's oneitis with your ability to buy beer
>that pressure when a failed normie and a hhkv in his mid 20's
>parents still expect something
>people encourage me
>girls can't believe i'm single
>people tell me im attractive
>all i want to do is stay in my room, watch movies, read and shitpost
How is it like past the point of no return, robots? Where you have given up and everyone has given up on you. Is it easier?
The point of no return is 30 tho. You still have what? 3 years to make it
I can tell as a 32 year old failed normie, it doesn't get easier. The good part is that at a certain point you don't care as much as test levels drop. You kin do of learn to bury that crushing feeling of loneliness and despair. People also sense something is off about you and cease to try and help you get a gf or give you positive reinforcement
You're an even bigger idiot than I am. Seems like you're in a good position to end it and get life back on track. Why not go for it? I'm in the same/similar position, except for the ">all i want to do is stay in my room, watch movies, read and shitpost" part. I don't feel like doing anything or even having a life.
>>25567530
I doubt that's true. Maybe if you really, really try to force yourself to stop thinking about relationships. Also, that's assuming a relationship is the only thing lacking in your life by that point. If that's the case, then you have no excuse for not trying to get a GF.
ITT: Simple things people do that you really hate
>When people call me 'man'.
>When people whistle a song
Men taking off shoes in public places, like library.
When people dance to music.
When will the Frog and Feels Tavern will open? I have a story to tell
It opens at night
just post it
>>25567145
dude It's 1 in the afternoon. Not tavern time yet.
hello i am an alcoholic and i will serve as your ad hoc barkeep
tell me what's on your mind
>we're closer to 2040 than 1990
>2010 was 61 months ago
N-no
Maybe if you said 2030, then yes
>>25567147
Get this retard out of here
BLOXYBLOXYBLOXY
ITT good feels
>practice gf
>been together over a year
>thinks we're gonna get married
>really serious about me
>not sure how to break it off without looking like an asshole to other women
fast forward to last night
>killed herself
Good job anon
Saved you some effort.
>>25567102
Damnnn. Nice, son!!!!
>You go into a pool
>Water gets stuck in your ear
Fast forward 12 hours
>Water comes out
>meet girl
>we hit it off really well
>talk over kik, call, skype frequently
>start falling for this girl
>everythings well
>she ends up telling me that shes 16 and not 18 like I was lead on to believe
>still have feelings for her, but don't want to be a pedo
>she wants me to come over next week and fuck
What do I do /r9k/? Do I give in and finally lose my virginity? Or do I tell myself no and distance myself? She's pretty mature, we can debate serious shit like politics, music, and shes always giving me good advice. She's technically legal, but I just don't know.
>>25567101
do it, she's past the age of consent isn't she?
fuck her good anon, make 2016 a gf2016
if she's legal go for it
>>25567101it's chris hansen from dateline
My image folder has no dank memes Kaiba, but it does contain the unsmuggable Pepezodia!
I've assembled all five rare Pepes. All five pieces of the puzzle.
Pepezodia! Obliterate! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>25567091
>the frogbidden one
nice
>>25567091
>yugioh
>rare pepe
>>>/reddit/
How do you like that, Hillary?!
Just a reminder fellas, being with a black girl is wasting your potential.
>Like darker skin? Get a latina, southeast asian, eastern european girl
>Like straight/wavy hair? LOL why are you with a black girl then?
>Like feminine looking girls? Date any other race
>Like nice asses? Date latinas or arabs
>Like girls into odd clothing styles(ie. punk, goth, whatever)? Date a white or asian girl
Honestly, only reason to date a black girl is if you're a nonblack who wants to see what it's like, otherwise why bother? Pic related, why would you date this, when a white or asian girl could wear that same outfit and hair color and look a thousand times hotter?
>black girl
>dream guy is pic related
If I could have him then I'd give up all the black guys
>mfw there's guys that think a black girl can compete with this
>>25567099
You have a better chance trying to fuck every black guy than having a decent asian guy want to be with you. You would know this if you weren't so delusional.
>current year
>wasting time crying over not having 3dpd gf when traps and qt femboys abound
not in my country.my grandparents would shoot me if i had one anyway
just go to thailand and find a /really/ convincing trap
>>25567169
>implying neets will travel around the world
How about places for traps in N. America at least?
It's a godlikes only thread
https://faces.ethz.ch/
I am godlike
>>25567051
So basically a thread that doesn't belong on /r9k/ :^)
>>25567207
So Hitler was so popular because he was handsome and shouted alot?
Dumb Nazi normies.
>women can get tons of sex anytime they want
>because of this women can't be lonely
Why do men really believe this dumb shit?
It's more of the fact that women don't have to try to gain company while men need to seem useful in some way to achieve social acceptance.Ironically most women are so shallow that they assume the endgame is sex not companionship and end up getting a bad taste of men after getting run through by a few chads
>>25567024
Nah we have to work to get company unless you think random pump and dumps count as company
>>25566940
This is total bullshit. Men can't get lonely, onl whining faggots can.
Please explain how this is logical?
>been bullied throughout childhood
>every mistake i made is cause for ridicule/getting beaten up
>develop social anxiety
>scared to make mistakes in front of people
>therapist says people dont notice other peoples mistakes so i shouldnt care
Because it was all a dream.
>Tfw you bullied someone so you would avoid bullying yourself
>tfw chad bullied you anyway
>>25566694
Children care about pointless shit like that. Adults are far too self-centred. Stop giving a fuck what other people think anyway.
What would happen if all the thugs were genocided? Would we finally get laid?
Define "thug". That's the real problem with your question, that's completely non-specific
>>25566681
You'll get cucked, the only thing left a woman could extract from you is money.
I read a story about a female basketball player who got destroyed by alimony by a woman who was pretending to be lesbian.
Women aren't actually attracted to you, you just had something they want. They don't love people for being their self, they'd only have sex with you if they got something out of it, and if you're not Alpha then it's money.
>>25566705
People with MTV-approved faces who have that thug demeanor.
