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>tfw 20 years old and people mistake me for a high school freshman
>>25566468
How tall are you?
Le original comment
>19
>look 15
>Got carded when my friend bought cigarettes and he didn't
>>25566492
I'm 5'10"
o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t
If you found the girl of your dreams (looks and personality wise), would her past matter?
even chad looking dudes don't find the love of their life. They have played the game and tested the waters experimenting with numerous women until they find the "one" Then it doesn't work out because of reasons. And here I am sitting on this pc hoping the love of my life will just appear out of nowhere to a ugly socially incompetent loser who is afraid to take chances. The chances of someone finding the "one" is like 1% for us it's 001%, it's time to quit
Nice try roastie, but my dream girl is chaste as fuck.
You must be the biggest beta faggot if you don't want to get with a girl because of shit she did when you weren't around.
> you will make so many friends in college
top fuckin kek m8
>you will go to so many parties, don't worry
>>25566342
Made one friend. He's an aspie. We just kind of sit together and don't say anything.
>>25566342
>College are the best years of your life.
>You'll meat so many girls
grill here taking vocaroo requests
go
"You're disgusting, now lick my feet"
>>25566323
hi anon I haven't seen you in ages
wanna fug?
read the navy seals pasta ASMR-style
what kind of cut should i get if i'm ugly?
>>25566307
>>25566307
the one that covers your face obviously.
>>25566307
why would you bother?
Ugly can mean a lot of things. I can't really suggest a haircut without seeing your face. If you don't want to post your face then just get a buzzcut or something. Cheap and easy. No point getting a nice haircut if your looks don't match. I see ugly asian guys with trendy haircuts and wonder why they even bother (legit ugly, not just average looking asians).
>Men make up 50% of the population but are responsible for 90.5% of murders.
>Men make up 50% of the population, but are responsible for 80% of arrests for most crime.
>Men make up 50% of the population, but are responsible for 88% of violent crime and 95% of new court commitments for violent offenses.
>Men make up 50% of the population, but are nine times for likely to be incarcerated.
>Men make up 50% of the population, but are responsible for 85% of domestic violence cases.
It's not that I hate men, but facts are facts. Facts aren't sexist and reelz > feelz. Men just didn't evolve to be capable of higher thinking like women did. They evolved to be violent and hunt mammoths. Now that's not their fault, but we have to say no to political correctness and admit once and for all men are unfit for modern society. I'm not sexist I'm a gender realist.
>>25566284
>Men just didn't evolve to be capable of higher thinking like women did.
Where are your statistics on the percentage of men in higher academic positions within stem fields?
>>25566284
>including white men and non white men in the same categories to bump up the stats
biased lad
>>25566346
>white dindu nuffin
>we good boys
>tfw master is okay
How do I find a faggot to be my internet slave?
>>25566321
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Phew I can go to bed now.
You wake up one morning to find that you are a girl. You're only as attractive of a girl as you are a boy, so you're probably pretty gross. You remember your life before, but everyone else is acting as if nothing's changed.
What do you do with the rest of your life?
>>25566235
Stream games on Twitch with a webcam and accept donations.
>>25566235
My goals wouldn't change.
>Pursue a degree
>Pursue college
>Get Married
>Have kids
Do the same shit
>but with boobs
Life starts at the end of your comfort zone.
No shit.
Life must never start if you have no comfort zone.
>>25566212
>Implying I don't have a life inside my comfort zone
Everything is nothing, GTFO normalfag
>>25566212
tfw I have no comfort zone
I'm 20 years old, decent looking, have a gf. But we've had a lot of problems the past year and I've cheated on her 5 or 6 times.
Me and few friends went to the pub last night and one of my female friends was getting overly friendly. It wasn't anything overly major, just laughing too hard at my jokes, touching my arm and just stuff like that.
I just feel like I've missed out on a lot of experiences by having such a long term girlfriend and being so young.
Anyone else feel the same or have any similar stories?
I'm not even going to try anymore, you're not worth it. Please leave.
how long u bin with her?
>>25566411
Was 2 years in september
What is it like to have someone who really cares about you?
Get a pupper and find out. Inb4 "hurr dog no really love u just want food", after a while projecting emotions onto their actions comes naturally and you have a lil buddy
>>25566232
It's just not the same though anon.
>>25566194
wouldnt be able to tell you OP
I got kicked out of my university's EE program for being too stupid after 3 years. I'm now graduating with a useless shit degree in German Studies.
I refuse to do blue collar work or teach kids, my future is now shit, so I'm going to YOLO party this last semester and then kill myself the day before graduation.
What's the proper procedure to go buck wild during your last semester in uni? I'm at a US college btw
I don't think it matters what you do, since you'll be sudoku'ing, right?
>>25566186
You might as well waste your life making the world a better place.Or defending Israel depending on the way you see it
Pic related
>>25566279
Yeah but I'd rather just maximize the fun I'll have as a young, responsibility-free adult male on a US college campus before I pull the plug
Thank you wage cucks
Damn it feels good to be a NEET.
>>25566112
I'm about to order some onaholes and lube with NEETbux. Feels good.
>ordering cartridges when the batteries are starting to die
>>25566112
>>25566601
bloxbloxbloxbloxbloxbloxblox
Well, what do you do in this moment?
Juke that nigga with my spin move I learned playing madden.
I hypothesize that I'm actually bretty big and built considering that I'm playing fatbool and I run as fast as I can with the hopes that I can score a touchdown.
>>25566086
Stand my ground :^)
How's the job search going, anon?
Not looking right now.
>>25566084
I applied for a summer internship in London hopefully I get accepted ;_;
>wanting to be a wagecuck
No thanks bro, I like having free time.
