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>"Anon, why are you so quiet all the time?"
How do you respond?
>>25566050
>quiet all the time
>respond
Is this one of those trick questions?
>>25566050
>anon are you ok
>10 minutes later asked same question
Better to remain quiet and have people think you're a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
I've just ordered 10 100ug 1p-LSD blotters.
How much should I use/when? In UK city.
What other chems are worth it?
>>25566025
>he fell for the 1p meme
Expensive as shit compared to real LSD. Plus there are no energy control tests for RC sellers of 1p so you're even more unsure of the dosage than real LSD from the darknet.
>b-but LSD is illegal!
Who cares?
>>25566025
4 fa is fucking great so is u47700.
>>25566104
How much is it from darknet then?
Got it from LizardLabs.
>Who cares?
Not I
So, my doctor prescribed me picture related drug in order to cure depression. Has anyone of you tried it ? Thoughts on this drug ?
shameless bump guys
>>25566020
Anti-depressants are bunk.
>>25566230
can you elaborate on this ?
>school yard pick
were you picked last anon?
>>25565957
>that 1 Chad who picked you first because he felt sorry for you
if he only knew how much it meant to me
I was pretty unathletic but also tall so I was picked near the end but not very last. People always picked their friends first anyway so I could have been first pick if one of my bros was captain.
>>25565957
> Have to go outside to play baseball
> Gym teacher announces Captians
> It's always Chad
> Chad starts picking team members
> Get picked second to last
> The kid who got picked last was the autistic kid
> My turn to bat
> For some reason there are no strikes, you keep batting until you hit
> Miss the first swing, then the second, then the third...
> Everyone is watching
> Miss the 5th swing
> "lol anon you suck"
> Finally hit it on the 7th swing
> Awkwardly powerwalk to base because you really don't know the rules
Sigh
What do you play to unwind robots?
I'll start
>Civ5
>AoE2
Team Fortress 2 (because nostalgia)
Victoria 2
half life 1 is maximum comfy
sometimes Civilization, sometimes replaying a single player game that I've beaten before. I recently recompleted NieR and now I'm getting through some games that I got on steam sale. Ori, Talos principle, and Cities skylines which have all been very comfy so far.
After that I'm going to download Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom and Touhou Puppet dance performance, never played a pokemon game or any knockoffs before but I think I'm in for a treat
Waar zijn m'n Nederbots?
>>>/int/
no languages other then English allowed on board besides Int.
Hallo.
>>25565660
That's just wrong, but OP really should go to /int/.
>>25565645
Ik weet het niet, henk. Niet mij.
>wake up
>turn on PC
>see what the whores have posted on IG
>turn on pc
how pleb are you that you don't leave your comp on 24/7?
>>25565628
>still consuming the social media normie meme jew
>>25565650
plebs are the ones who leave their PC on 24/7.
WHERE THE WIMMIN AT?
Where do you find girls online? What places encourage conversation between two people? I want to practice talking to them, find some skypes to add, and build up a harem.
>Omegle is a good example (but what tags?). Maybe there are some games that pair people up and have chat?
>Reddit is a bad example, since it requires community presence and autism levels of interest in some thing that women also find interesting.
Let's make a list. Help me out and help others too guys.
>>25565622
Omegle is literally 99.99% guys looking for girls.
If you don't have a smart phone you can just forget it.
>>25565668
>>25565622
Use the "tumblr" interest on omegle and you'll find a girl every 3/4 next's.
>people giving you weird looks
Okay guys this is really starting to piss me off
Whenever I'm out in public, I'll always catch somebody giving me a weird look. They always have some perplexed expression on their face too
I'm not even fat or ugly, I look and dress like the average person you see every day.
Yet I get these looks from multiple people every fucking day
Can anybody relate?
>>25565484
Yeah, I experience the same too. Not fat, not too ugly. Only thing weird about me is that I have long hair.
Just ignore them, it's what I do
you're probably ugly as sin AND delusional, not a good combo lad
How do you pronounce
>pic related
>>25565470
I would tell you, but Retard9k script doesnt allow me post in IPA
>>25565470
I'm pretty sure its
>pee-eep
>>25565470
pay-pay
I'm 26 and I just wet the bed for the first time in 18 years
What the fuck is wrong with me, /r9k/?
you're getting old, anon.
soon it'll be time for diapers
I'm 18 and only recently started to *not* wet the bed nightly. Had to wear adult diapers most of my life.
>>25565440
shouldn't have drank so much mate
Why do normies counter any criticism with the "you are just jealous" meme?
Say how slutty women need to gtfo
>Le you are just jealous women won't sleep with you
Say how pathetic it is how every guy jumps to the beard and nazi youth haircut
>le you are just jealous you can't grow a beard
I fucking swear it's their narcissism that won't let them see themselves at all in the bad light.
How can we make them see the error of their ways without resorting to violence?
>>25565388
Because its true, you're jealous as fuck but too deluded to think you're in the wrong, just like others here.
>>25565424
Hey faggot. How 'bout you go lookin for cocks to suck elsewhere?
>>25565388
Thats the thing, what you see as wrong they see as right. What you see as right they mostly see as wrong and since they are the majority and find it normal you call them normals while they call you a creep. No body is going to listen to a creep
ITT: moments you knew you fucked up
>had medium-long hair whole life
>never go to hairdresser because social anxiety
>mom cuts my hair so it looks pretty shitty
>spending new years eve alone as always
>decide to turn my life around
>shave head, think it will make me more confident
>realize my hairline is that of a 50 yo convicted serial rapist
>mfw
>>25565317
I didn't know certain hairlines were specific to serial killers and rapists. Convicted ones at that.
Sounds like your insecurity has consumed you.
>>25565400
I meant as in I'm balding like one, just never noticed before
and going bald is fucking horrible at age 19
>>25565489
That sucks man. Might as well keep it short, though. Long hair always looks like shit when you have a bad hairline.
I hooked up with a guy from grindr last night and he just left. We had a drink and watched "the life aquatic" last night and talked late into the night.
Then we snuggled and fell asleep spooning in my bed (fleece sheets!). I woke up to my alarm that I set so he wouldn't be late to work (I'm a neet masterrace with a trust fund). He ended up just sleeping and snuggling on me and I spooned him until I got an erection, so I started kissing him and turned him around to make out. Eventually I mounted him and came all over his chest; he had more difficulty but shot a fat load. We showered and had a cup of coffee.
What did you did last night?
Jerked off and played counter strike.
>>25565345
>345
cool get
normie!!!!!!!
reeeeeeeee roooooo
Self harming, what's the best way?
Stick a shard of glass in your anus.
>>25565271
Don't cut on your wrists or it immediately makes you an attention whore, which is also why everyone thinks cutters are attention whores. If you cut anywhere noticeable, you're an attention whore.
Don't use a pussy razor, here's a pic of what I use. Use a real shaving blade or one like pic related. I make a deep cut and continue cutting in that same cut until I'm satisfied. Then, I grab a ruler or anything really and slap it so it bleeds/hurts more. Good luck anon
I personally slam my head against a wall,or i grab a belt and whip my back.
