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what is ywn?

( /b won't answer. )
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you will never

now go back to /b/
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>>25563666
You won niggers. It dates back to the old south
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Frozen autism

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>finish highschool
>don't go to uni
>speak to one of my former classmates that is now in his first year of uni
>his vocabulary has developed
>the structures of his sentences as well
>realize that I am numbing down and that my former classmates will reach and even surpass me

I am pretty much scared shitless right now. I must stimulate my brain somehow for further development. What do you guys suggest?
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>>25563644
stimulate your prostate
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>>25563649
LMAO! LOL ; ) ) ) ) ))
haha lol! : )
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>>25563644
Well vocabulary really doesn't suggest much in terms of intelligence, but if its that important read a few books and look up every word you are unsure of until it sticks.

we have to appreciate how lucky and privileged we are. We complain about little things when other people have it much worse.
take a look at this documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQZ-ERQczj8
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Oh man I love this documentary.
Makes me laugh everytiem
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>>25563599
Real talk bruh. I can tell you have a fine quality about you that will take you far.

Thank you.
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> Not realizing pain is subjective
Get out normiescum.

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>tfw wife's son won't stop bullying me
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>>25563587
Fucking punch that little shit in the face. He won't bother you no more you bait mister
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>>25563587
Wait until he starts fucking her in front of you
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>>25563587
>being cuck enough to marry a single mother
no wonder he's bullying you. it doesn't matter if his real dad is a disabled multiple felon junkie, he still has more worth to his son than you ever will

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since i took lsd half a year ago i got the feeling that everything isnt very real. its like a slight derealisation. it scares me very much. its like my life bevore lsd was just a big lie. like i lived with closed eyes. i cant really describe it. on my trip i got the idea that everything. the whole reality is just in our mind. merely a interpretation of what is realy there. even our ego the "soul" is just a lot of neurotransimitters and hormones. there is no "soul" its just all biochemistry. even time isnt real. its made up by us humans. no past, no future. the only thing is the here and now. all these thinks i didnt thought about before lsd... now my head is just constantly fuckin with me. its like i see more.. but in my head. someone here who got the same thing after psychedelica? what if nothing is real? how do you deal with it without getting crazy? am i mentally ill?
>inb4 typos
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>>25563473
take a hit of christianity next, it'll sort you out
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It's a well known fact that psychedelic drugs make you retarded.
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get a job you fucking hippie

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Are you a pretentious person?

if no sure you were.

When, why, and how you stopped?

What changes you noticed when you stopped being pretentious?
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I uuhhhhhhh yea. I guess, I don't really care either way, but here's a (You) >>25563448
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I don't talk to anyone in real life, I don't leave my house.

Is shitposting pretentious?
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>>25563448
what do you mean by pretentious?

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Who /comfy/

Make yourself a tea, get comfy under a blanket and join this thread
If you have some comfy music to post post it here
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Comfy AF reporting in

Just smoked a bowl and have a nice cup of water next to me. Fleece blanket.

Xanax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucJNpalnFzc
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>>25563413
I'm going to go make Hazelnut coffee, watch Arrested Development and liquidate my physical assets on eBay.
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>>25563480
nice i like your music
>>25563484
>Hazelnut coffee
sweet dude i had one of those the other day

>tfw you spend seven hours straight talking to someone because you're too polite and don't want to rudely end the conversation and they just keep going
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>>25563404
I'm sorry you can tell me to fuck off, you know, I'm used to it, it's okay.
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>>25563404
>yfw you secretly enjoyed it
every second of it :3
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I never speak to my friends anymore so when I do talk I prolong it for as long as possible. I'm so lonely

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>Just quit my job

Considering it was constructive dismissal, I will be entitled to NEETbux
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>>25563305
Enjoy realizing the crushing grasp of poverNEET
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>>25563338

>Thousands in the bank already from wagecucking
>In addition, I will get regular payments into my bank from NEETbux
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>>25563365
How will you overcome lonelisness?

That's what hurt me most after being NEET for 2 years.

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>you will never be a refugee and rape beautiful German women and have feminists defend you in the media the next day
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>>25563261
>german women
>beautiful
I agree with your general message, but some of the individual claims are rather baseless.
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>>25563281
Generally I'd say they are, but obviously it's subjective to a degree :^)
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>>25563281
>Is a furry
>doesn't like Germanic women

I'm not surprised

>tfw my wife's son saw me typing nigger when I was shitposting and now he took offence because he's half-black and called her and she forces me to sleep on the floor until I've apologized
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>>25563221
Coward, that's when you scream nigger at the top of your lungs over and over

If that doesn't work, make a big stinky on her bed
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>my wife's son
>he's half-black

M E G A C U C K
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Tell us more stories about your wife's son

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How do y'all come back to /r9k/ every day knowing full well it's toxic and it's just gonna compound the emotional problems you already got?
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>>25563134
I don't senpai,
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>>25563134
It's easy 2bh, we simply discuss the realities we face in a candid way. Perfectly normal stuff.
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>>25563134
I'm not here, I don't browse this site.

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>GPA sinking lower and lower

Fuck it all.
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its alright senpai

at least you have an anonymous imageboard to vent on
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>>25563154
Why wasn't I born good enough bros
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>>25563179
most people arent born rich they have to earn it

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Who /can't grow a beard/ here?

I want to cry.
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>>25563044
>stuck on a 15 y/o kid biology
>can't grow a beard, stuck with shit facial hair, teen smell, dwarf height
I'll have to wait 3 more years to look like I'm 18
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>>25563158
MELBOURNE
??MELBOURNE
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Reporting in

>tfw 14yo kids can grow a beard
>tfw I have a baby face

My skin is smooth as fuck. No hair whatsoever. Why even live?

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Would anyone like to talk IRL using the Android smartphone app Two-way?

It's so fucking simple. The app is free. You type in a channel between 000000 and 999999 and talk to whoever is on the other side.

I'll be on channel 757575 exactly 20min from now if anybody wants to chat for a bit.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.selvaraj.twoway.android&hl=en
http://www.1mobile.com/two-way-walkie-talkie-2355827.html
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what time is it where you are?
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>>25563119
It's 14:00pm where I am. I'm on now.
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>>25563327
You in Portugal?

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