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I need some tunes to listen too while i kill myself too, ya know familia?
Tibeatan throat singing
>>25558126
>I need some tunes to listen too while i kill myself, ya know familia?
cant even get my grammar right jebus
>>25558126
>Darude-Sandstorm :DDD
>have the thinnest walls in the world
>it's literally so bad that if someone flicks a light switch under me it's loud as fuck
>parents literally don't sleep
>parents drink until 4 am every night laughing and yelling
>then they wake up at 9
>the kitchen is right under me
>dad will literally sit in the kitchen for hours making noise slamming shit and stomping around
>mom will leave the door open all morning and just make loud as fuck noises
>they walk past my room 18 times an hour doing stupid uneven start
>everything is so loud it sounds like someone is in the next room playing drums
>dad doesn't get home until almost midnight from work and makes noise for awhile
>house is colder than fuck
>>25558023
Maybe it's time to move out, idiot. They're probably arguing about -- and drinking because of -- their NEET anime-watching and video-game playing robotic piece of shit of a son anyway.
>>25558023
at least they won't live long with that lifestyle
>>25558023
Are you considering suicide because you never get the time or privacy to fap?
Single mothers should suffer in Hell for what they've done to us
Fuck no
I love my mom
Speak for yourself m8
then teach dads not to run away, blackbot
>>25558264
He didn't say he doesn't love his mom, he merely wants to hold her accountable for spitting out babies and denying them a stable, healthy father figure.
Is this song dedicated to /r9k/ ?
i have a theory that, this song is about /r9k/ and that the reason why we are robots is because of the TV
TV has brainwashed most of us from birth, we started watching cartoons anime, then sitcoms and movies...
We see real famous people and how rich they are, all the women and over sexualization...
Then we start to remove ourselves from society
Chads are just imitating what they see on TV without questioning their motives etc
we just live bi curiously through the TV and choose to isolate ourselves from peers as we grow older
in a sense were happy just living through other peoples experiences without actually gaining anything from it except the temporary entertainment value
so as most of us get older we start to see the news, and see how fucked up the world really is in comparison to cartoons and movies, so we isolate ourselves more and more and ultimately become ROBOTS
This song is tittles Free The Robots
Which is strange because i just recently started browsing this thread
The artist committed suicide also which i notice most of the posts on this board are about suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcmR8DxuHBA
Theres the link
>take a good song written by white people
>scream gibberish in a monotone over it
>occasionally just outright play parts of the original song in full
Holy fuck there is literally not a single thing I don't hate about niggers.
Every single thing they do is lazy, selfish, and awful. Even in their music culture, the one thing people say is good about them, they're LITERALLY THIEVES. THEY'RE STEALING SHIT FROM WHITE PEOPLE EVEN IN NON-TANGIBLE SPHERES. They literally cannot go a night without robbin.
Niggers are just so fucking terrible
>>25558066
Fuck off and die. Racism is making you unhappy
>>25558105
Niggers are making me unhappy
>Just punched my GF in the face and she got a bloody nose
Shes hiding in the bathroom crying right now and I think she called either the police or her friend
What do I do?
post on /r9k/ about it
Punch yourself in the nose until it's bleeding and you can say she hit you first.
Details m8
>accidentally left burner on for two hours
>only turned it off because i went into the kitchen for a midnight snack
You guys don't do stupid shit?
>got drunk and got in a dumb argument on the internet
happens too often
>>25557693
waste money i was supposed to invest into my business on heroin
yeah dumb shit often
Does anyone here read Return of Kings? It's a site all about being masculine, fucking women, and hating single mothers. If you do, what do you think about it?
If Jezebel/Polygon are for SJWs, RoK is for MRAs
Both equally stupid and not as different from each other as they want to believe
>>25557616
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET MAYN
>>25557659
Why do you think it's stupid? Some of it is so RAH RAH YEAH WE"RE MEN but a lot of it has good advice.
>tfw your tax dollars pay for birth control so that sluts (read: all women) can keep fucking chad
Why is this allowed?
>>25557609
Not in the states, brother.
Because the majority of the men are fucking the girls and together they're paying the vast majority of the taxes that pay for the birth control.
I don't really see what your problem is - it's not like you're personally covering the costs or there's some sort of omega tax that specifically means Chad and Stacy aren't paying
>>25557809
The government takes my money and allots part of it to encourage degeneracy and promiscuity in women.
tfw u fwen wit j0ck
>after being beta cuck for 5 month i finally man up to ask a girl out
>ask her out
>"too bad u fwen wit j0ck
>mfw
>ask grill out
>walk up wit me jordans
>can i get yo numba
>yea but "too bad u fwend wit j0ck
>go back 2 j0ck
>mfw
>>25557623
>ask her out
>"too bad u fwen wit j0ck
I feel you man
>see a qt 3.14
>start talking to her
>find out we have a lot in common
>then she leaves and says u fwen wit j0ck
Why hello there unicuck! I know you're having fun browsing, but it's getting late. You wouldn't want to fall asleep during Professor SJWberg's lecture!
Maybe if you have any spare time when you're done at the loan office, you could pick up this book I'm reading, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. It's about a man who realizes universities don't teach anything of value and goes off to live a life on his own -- the NEET life.
>>25557580
>NEET
>Living a life of your own
>>25557580
true ayn rand was a welfare-dependent neet as well.
she was the true neet.
>tfw nothing but playing Fallout New Vegas and drinking beer all day
Being a NEET is the life, man
1. Leader of men
2. Protector of loved ones
3. A willingness to emote
4. Preselected by other women
5. A successful risk taker
I don't care if you look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, if you aren't demonstrating at least one of the above five traits, you aren't getting laid.
And why? Because men and women have entirely different sets of attraction triggers. Most of you fail with women because you've been raised to believe that men and women are equal and the same and that attraction in both men and women is universally triggered by visual appearance. This is the reason women are so preoccupied with their hair and their makeup and whether or not their outfit is in fashion. How they appear to you visually directly influences whether or not you'll be motivated to approach them. Their appearance is bait.
But women don't approach men, so why would a man want focus on his appearance? Men who are skilled at seduction could not care less about how they appear to women, because, contrary to what Hollywood wants you to believe, women do not give a flying fuck what men look like. Women want the guy who can successfully throw a spur of the moment party and they are willing to trade access to their pussy to become a party of his life.
Sexual arousal in women stems from jealousy. Women become horny at the thought of a rival woman attempting to steal access to the life their man has built for himself. Basically, they are prostitutes. All of them. They all sell their pussy to gain access to a masculine social group.
>3. A willingness to emote
>implying women wont insta-friendzone you if you show any emotional openess
>>25557496
They want a guy who can laugh and smile and who doesn't speak in a monotone voice. That's what it means to be willing to emote.
That stoic, mysterious guy in the corner routine doesn't work.
>>25557458
What the fuck does emote mean.
I'll start with this gem.
REPLY TO THE THREAD, QUEERS. HOLY FUCK. YOU FAGS ACT LIKE YOU GOT NO TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
FOR FROG AND BOARD THEY WILL FEAR THIS HOARD
MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM WHERE'S THE LASAGNA/???!?!?!?!?11/???
Are you fags fucking kidding? You're kidding right? Can you fags stop posting in your BBC and fembot threads for just ONE minute?
How does this make you feel? Ywn had a cock as big as that and will never please a woman. Your oneitis would rather fuck a black man.
>>25557288
How can whitebois even compete?
Pic related avg whitey dick
id rather have no dick at all then to be a negro
>>25557311
You might as well not have a dick haha
>looking at reviews for coffees i want to try
>"WOW! I've tried over a dozen of the Gevalia coffees and this is by far my favorite"
>okay seems pretty legit
> I make bulletproof coffee with this coffee: 1 tablespoon butter, 1 tablespoon organic coconut oil, cup of hot coffee, blend with magic bullet and ENJOY :)
what the literal fuck? How can you say a coffee is good when you just destroy it's original flavor by blending in a fuck ton of butter, creamer, oil, etc? If you can't say a coffee is amazing black then it's shit.
>>25557166
>How can you say a coffee is good when you just destroy it by grounding it months before consumption
FTFY OP
Go to your local roaster, buy whatever $15/20 bucks gets you in WHOLE BEANS. Grind before each brew, congratulations you're now a snob and everyone will think you're an ass for not drinking Dunkin' Donuts/gas station coffee with them when you're out
>>25557166
I drink that very kind black. It's pretty good.
>>25557727
This. You're doing yourself a disservice if you can't be fucked to get a grinder and grind your own coffee.
>tfw no east asian bf
>>25557106
>iktf
:(((
An Ashkenazi Jew bf would be good too though. I want them high IQ kids, you know.
>tfw not east asian
are east asians truly the master race?
>>25558185
nah. ashkenazi jews are both more attractive (dat charismatic nose, them sexy curly/wavy hair) and intelligent. east asians come second.
