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What are some high tier jobs for robots? I work produce in a grocery store, it works.
>stack apples all day like an autism
>draw star wars characters on our weekly specials chalkboard
>always have an angry scowl on my face and act like I'm concentrating really hard
>if somebody tries to talk to me I act like I can't hear them over my fruit stacking concentration
>if they are persistent I'll drop a piece of produce and act mad that they broke my concentration and tell them I don't know anything
>when I get pissed off I go to the cooler and slam rotten fruit all over the wall and scream because nobody goes back there and nobody hears or sees it
>one really stressful day I destroyed a whole pallet of watermelons with a two foot knife and a mallet
>the store manager literally never comes to my little corner of the store
Taxi driver I guess
Love produce, OP.
>carry knife in sheath on apron
>trim vegetables all day and drink coffee
>make $19/hr
>get off work and take a fat dab
>mfw washington
We have a Wal-Mart sized store and our produce makes 30k on a solid sunday, so it's nice and steady work but comfy for the wage. Why do NEETs lack such personal discipline? The fruits of my labor do pay offpun fucking inteded
>>25554405
programmer. it was hard work but i am hoping to be able to work from home soon.
How does it feel that these days, with the power of technology, any expression of your racist, homophobic, and/or sexist opinions or ideals will result in you being called out in public, potentially for the whole world to see, and costing you stuff like friends, family, or even your job?
Examples:
- http://www.kgw.com/news/local/beaverton-plumber-fired-after-racist-road-rage-rant/11730993
- http://www.phillyvoice.com/pa-man-fired-over-racist-tirade-anti-fracking-protest/
- http://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grapevine/2015/10/man_who_got_fired_because_of_racist_facebook_photo_says_he_s_being_targeted.html
- http://www.eater.com/2015/10/16/9552435/two-wendys-employees-fired-racist-note-kids-meal-colorado
- http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/arizona-student-fired-job-posting-racist-tweet-article-1.2414151
What an age we live in.
>>25553777
Feels britty historic op!
>>25553777
I'm not homophobic, racist, or sexist, and I'm definitely not stupid enough to express those things publicly if I were, so I think I'm alright.
Cry moar /pol/yps
Don't be racist, homophobic, or sexist. Problem solved.
Check the news tomorrow
will do familyman
Already alerted the FBI
partyvan en route to your location now
If you got a huge house with 300 acres of land what would you fill it with?
I think I'd just fill it with airsoft fields and gokart tracks and shit.
>>25552558
Nothing.
I'd just play vidya in one of the rooms
>>25552597
really? even if you had all the money you needed to put stuff in it? not like maybe a giant projector outside to play vidya on, or maybe like a huge arcade warehouse that has all the coolest shit or whatever?
To be honest owning lots of land is just a whole lot of responsibility I don't want to have to deal with. If I win the Powerball jackpot in 2 hours, I would just by myself a condo probably. A few years later, once I actually learn how to maintain lanscape, lawns, gardening, swimming pools and saunas, I could get a house in the canyon with a nice rustic hillside backyard.
Hello anons. After a few weeks, the F&F is back in business. Come on in and have a drink or share some feels.
first for dubs!
>>25553882
Not quite, anon. Can I get you a drink?
>>25553842
>>25553932
Shit, I forgot my trip. Sorry guys.
>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me: Southern California
Oregon
>>25552880
Portland is nice because it is the largest city that is virtually free of negros. However there are too many effeminate men there for my taste.
Des Moines is my ideal city.
Pennsylvania
Quebec
>Guelph
>innawoods
I hate real life.
>250 word essay due tomorrow
>im sitting on 4chan playing with my foreskin
Nigger I could write 250 words with a pencil between my ass cheeks
>>25552074
250 words can be done in easily less than an hour dicknigger piss off
>>25552074
>40 word essay due in next week
FUCK
What dos /r9k/ think of Trump?
>>25551670
I thought he was ok until he said he wanted to turn off the internet.
Those fake roastie sluts will do anything for attention. Its like those supposedly "anti-feminist" girls. Just cornering their niche validation market.
Trump is a nigger like all the others. Fuck off back to pol.
>>25551670
and trump supporters
>"look out girls, there's a man shortage lmao"
>I'm a virgin
>all of my friends are virgins
>thousands of grown men on this online community are virgins
What fucking man shortage?
there will be an uprising, an army unified by a common cause
it'll be like v for vendetta
v stands for virgin
>>25551557
I believe in this instance the word man is supposed to be in either apostrophes, italicized or underlined.
>>25551557
A basment dwelling virgin with no life and a near min wage income is not a man in the eyes of most normies.
NOFAP DAY 7 NEGROS
who still init
>>25549932
Still here.had sex tho
>>25549932
Failed when I woke up.
>>25549967
like you had a wet dream? that's still nofap. Nofaps about abusing your dopamine receptors by pleasuring yourself all the time which causes them to start to shut down and release less and your test suffers also
Lets see 'um!
>>25548333
The same, but without the first part.
He will save us all
Sexless posts are not allowed
>Age
>Occupation
>Salary
>>25545728
>26
>software dev
>around $11k/year
>22
>factory work
>minimum wage
>>25545752
>Chef
>Wendy's
Why has cuckoldry suddenly become so mainstream?
>>25545174
It hasn't /pol/ keeps meme-forcing it.
Also
>mainstream
>>>/reddit/
I would never be friends with someone who shoots such weak loads.
>>25545174
It's rly not outside of 4chin
>text girl
>she responds
>don't read text because I'm afraid of what it says
Does anyone else know this feel?
that's a guy. You see it so easily.
do these tranny faggots think they can hide?
>Message Girl on Facebook
>Seen
>She doesn't respond
Just fuck my shit up, it's not like we don't know each other, we chat everynow and again but everytime she does this. Ugh, I dunno I just lose confidence, feel sorry for myself, and stop chatting with her for a while. Sometimes I just feel like asking if she doesn't even wanna talk (Then again, that'll probably just fuck me up even more)
Nah, I've never gotten to the "text girl" part
>can't get a job cause of a criminal conviction
>applied and had countless interviews but always results in a no call back
>living on neetbux and hating it
>had to move back in with parents after gf dumped me
>drink everyday cause the pain of living in the real world is too much
>considering going back into the criminal lifestyle because I can't get back on my feet
who else /felon/ here?
>>25557679
What was your crime, 24601?
>doing crime
For fuck's sake, Jamal.
>>25557679
what kind of crime u in OP
