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This is literally the sexiest Asian man on earth.
He looks like such an asshole and it's turning me on.
>>25559366
yeah you have narcissism cool join the club.
>>25559379
Look at this arrogant mofo
>>25559420
i burst out laughing thank you
Who here /blacktears/
its so slutty and sexy, fug
>>25559223
id like to lick her butthole (with my tongue)
i'm a boy but on the rare occasions that i wear makeup i wear it like this
>>25559252
omg r u gayyy!??!!??!!? XDD
Yo wassup.
das a good beard mang
>>25559215
It's dead now.
>>25559206
miring that beard
Asking her out tomorrow, how do I stop freaking out?
Post your face and we'll calculate the chances of it going horribly wrong.
>>25559038
send her a dick pic,works like wonders
its like getting in a fight, its always a lot more terrifying to think about
when you actually go to do it, it will just happen
unless you are autistic and get into fetal positions during fights, then goodluck
Is everyone in a lot of pain most of the time on this board? I hate the thought of all the broken robots out there in pain because I don't want to empathize with because that's painful and I might even be in more pain than them when I empathize. It just seems like I'm in a unique sitiuation but that seems arrogant to say and a bit unlikely. But maybe it's true that I'm really in a unique situation. What do you guys think? Pic completely unrelated.
I'm diagnosed with schizophrenia and I used to think cartoons were going to tear my insides out and I'm now suffering from the turmoil. Are most robots in this situation?
I used to be a normie before I was diagnosed and never felt the kind of pain I have before I was diagnosed. I just find it hard to believe it when people say they're depressed or in pain because I haven't encountered anyone in an even similar situation.
I'm not in pain and it's freaking me out because I feel like I should be
I feel like I'm just coasting, but I hate myself and others hate me so much that I know I should feel bad
But the world isn't budging, it continues to make me feel just okay but not good or bad
Low IQ feels general
Smartfags need not apply
>fail at everything i try
>dont see patterns in things
>easily prone to quitting
Truly the shittiest life.
>>25558770
>dropped out of college to join the army as a grut
>>25558833
How is it? Do you like what you're doing in comparison?
>>25558878
You dont have to think or make decisions there is a procedure for literally EVERYTHING
I am a bad learner so it took me longer than most, but now im just like a human machine doing jobs a monkey could do
Daily reminder Asian girls of all races (Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese-taipei, Island Asians (indonesian, Filipi) etc were MADE for the white cock.
Why aren't you wooing a perfect Asian wife right now? She will cook for you, buy you presents, love you, and never cheat on you, and she will never make you a cuck. She will be loyal, sweet, honest and caring, and she will never get fat and take care of her body.
Koreans are disgusting though. Stay away from those flat faced sweaty gooks.
>She will cook for you, buy you presents, love you, and never cheat on you, and she will never make you a cuck. She will be loyal, sweet, honest and caring, and she will never get fat and take care of her body.
[citation needed]
OP is a kissless virgin who learned about Asia from cartoons.
>>25558734
>>25558744
The only citation is my personal experience.
What's stopping you peasants ?
>tfw drinking alone
>tfw you don't want to drink socially because of normies
>tfw drinking alone is the most fun you have all week
JDIMSA
>>25558699
>tfw doing heroin alone
>tfw you don't do heroin with friends because there's no such thing as friends when you're an addict
>tfw doing heroin is the most fun you have all week
JDIMSA
Please don't over do it. I was there all this week and I just hate myself for it. Go read a fun /tg/ story about skeletons or something. In the end booze only makes you think you're happier.
>>25558799
really? booze just makes me feel locked in the whatever negative emotion that i'm feeling
ITT we rate robots
>>25558594
Here is mine desu senpai
>>25558652
>invented google
kek
Ok so I was hesitant on the idea of getting a practice gf because I didn't know if I was prepared to do that to a person, but I mustered up some backbone and decided that it's 2016 and it's another year of being a KHV and I'm turning 19 soon, so I better do something before I hit my 20s or I might just be past the point of no return.
So I decided to get myself a chubby practice gf with a 4/10 face. She's in one of my lectures and I sometimes say hi to her since she worked with me on a group project a few months back.
She has an ok personality and everything and I'm starting to understand how these kind of bf/gf interactions work, like kissing and hugging and all that good stuff, and especially when I'm supposed to do it since you have to read signals, and since I'm around her often now it's starting to become easier to see the signs.
She gave me a bj yesterday and we had sex soon after at her dorm. I decided to mostly just hit it from the back so I didn't have to see her face, and it all lasted for about thirty minutes, which isn't bad for my first time.
It's only been about a week, but I'm already scouting for my next practice girlfriend before I toss up the one I have now.
I'm thinking of finding one that has a 5/10 face and a bigger ass, so I'm willing to trade up the big tits that came with the 4/10.
This is honestly one of r9k's best ideas. I'll slowly but surely work my way up to a 6-7/10 keeper girlfriend realistically. I'm getting mad gf xp and I've only been in a practice relationship for a week.
>>25558593
Oh yeah so the point of this thread is pretty much for any other anons to discuss their experiences and whether they have indulged in getting a practice gf.
>>25558686
This is interesting. I don't have a practice gf but I did make out with and grope my friend. Grope sounds rapey but you know. Felt her up?
Anyway, worth it. Things might be weird between us now but she was still being pretty flirty after this went down so who knows. I'd never date her but she's pretty qt and I'm glad to gain some xp.
>>25558593
thinking about dropping my current practice gf,
too needy, too clingy, can't even fap without her knowing about it.
Any subhumans on r9k? What makes you subhuman?
>bad teeth and overbite, 5'8 manlet, hair is starting to thin out
>>25558524
I'm a racist and a misogynist and call for the genocide of several groups of people on /pol/ and here, but frame myself as the paragon of virtue
>>25558524
overbite is kind of normal.
I'm a subhuman because I have an anxiety disorder and I'm scared and anxious about thing other people consider normal and non scary at all
Overbite, weak jaw, weak chin, general pussy appearance.
I need a friend right now because I'm feeling sorry for myself.
Maybe you need a friend for similar reasons.
Join this thread and we'll talk about real feels.
even in friendships, men and women aren't equal.
>>25558512
Real feels not she doesn't like me surface level I'm such a nice guy feels
> inb4 I'm a fembot
Dudes like you are pathetic. You bring down our greener.
>>25558512
> posting anime pictures of women means you're now a woman
my god this board is delusional
>crush on qt girl in my class
>hear she just broke up
>friends encourage me to ask her out
>chicken out at last minute
>by chance, I'm in another class with her (this is unusual because we're in different departments)
>'well I guess I got nothing to lose'
>start with small talk
>ask her if she's still single
>'uh no'
And then she just kept asking about my thesis for like 5 minutes. Like, I was obviously only trying to talk to you to ask you out. Why do women do this? Also why do they spend so little time single? Wtf. It hadn't even been a month and she found a new guy.
>>25558477
>>hear she just broke up
Don't be a rebound OP. She'll treat you great for a few weeks before she finds someone she really likes. Girls cannot be single for more than a few weeks at most, they need a guy even if they don't really care about him and will drop you as soon as they find someone else
>>25558477
Why are you surprised someone else made a move on her before you did? That aside, how well do you know her?
>>25558502
I dunno. I guess I figured she was really busy and didn't think she'd move on so quick.
I didn't really know her outside of making small talk before and after classes. She seemed to like my jokes. I dunno.
Who was the best sith?
And why was it Count Dooku.How does vader poop if he can't get out of the suit?
Darth Plaguis is best sith
Fuck Disney
>>25558194
>How does vader poop if he can't get out of the suit?
Wasn't this addressed in a novel? I think the answer is his lower body was destroyed so that his rectum was rebuilt into the suit, and he received everything he needed to survive THROUGH THE SUIT. The suit is basically a futuristic life support exoskeleton
>>25558194
he's the only sith with a beard.
Who /nofap/ here?
Pic unrelated
I'm too weak to nofap, please convince me to start again
I came to /r9k/ to see if there was a /nofap/ thread actually. I'm on Day 6 right now. I'm about to move to Day 7. I'm the most tempted I've been though at the moment.
Please convince me not to give in, robots ;_;
I kinda wanted to for a new year resolution. I gave in today. Sigh. Should I try again or try a one a week regimen?
I pre-came and came buckets though.
