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Give me one good reason why it's morally wrong to masturbate in public.
>It's illegal
>It's creepy
>It's against my religion
These are not good reasons
children. god
>>25552999
What about them?
Obviously masturbating on children is immoral. Just masturbate away from them.
The police are paid to remove you when they catch you, taking them off the streets and into the station to do paperwork. Dangerous for the townsfolk.
I lace them up tight if that makes a difference, not like the pic.
nigger
nomute
>>25552855
Yes, I have similar shoes (slightly darker). I have no fashion sense.
>>25552855
Tims + Cargo Shorts + Plain white crew neck undershirt = Least autistic outfit ever
can someone reccomend me an anime that will help me escape my pathetic life.
I really dont want to exist
>>25552707
naruto
dragon ball z
one piece
bleach
attack on titan
Try NHK ni Youkoso. It's about a robot.
I dont like anime much but i liked fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. Its pretty good
I've been thinking. You know how simple processes can be easily simulated, right? Take coin-tossing for example.
>always start with the same action: toss
>outcome is either heads or tails, both with a probability of 0.5
Writing this down on paper, we can easily mentally simulate the process of coin-tossing with satisfying results - you don't really need to toss coins. Especially if you have some sort of random number generator to aid you.
I was wondering - could we do the same to simulate a girl/gf? We'll compile a list of thousands of different actions, with multiple outcomes each. We do this by asking normies. For example, we ask normies what vaginas taste like, they'll give us different answers and there you have it - we can mentally simulate the act of licking vagina (with the help of ingredients like salt or fish, depending on what the normies say).
If we do this for enough processes that in total form "the gf experience", we can basically simulate having a gf using our list (more like book) as a reference.
Thoughts?
It would be waaaaay to much data to compile in any sort of efficient fashion my mans. It's an interesting idea though
>>25552660
If we do it digitally, and make it open source, it keep be feasible. Especially if we neatly organize it, for example:
choose act:
category - sexual.
subcategory - oral.
act - cunnilingus
And then it gives you data using random number generators and whatnot, like
>taste like salmon
>she moans in the following fashion *sound bite provided*
>she wants you to continue for.. etc.
We could divide the day in parts, then decide on a list of variations. Say we divide the day in 3 parts, for every variation of part one we would have a set number of variations of part 2.
This way we could have a limit on the possible variation, and greatly reduce the chance for irrational combinations. Then we would be left with simulating what would happen, somehow.
>girls can be shy too!
>girls experience romantic love!
>>25552440
See all this shit, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25552466
that guy is eternally buttmad lmfao
Why is it every person I know who has stayed in Japan for a year they come back bitter and anti-Japan? It happens every fucking time. Like, wtf did they expect was going to happen in Japan?
People who go to Japan tend to be weebs, and they usually for the meme that Japs are obsessed with whites and are guaranteed endless pussy. They quickly come to the realization that Japs are extremely xenophobic and racist, and will likely shun you if you aren't asian. Weebs are basically retarded and don't wise up until they're treated like shit by the people they basically worship as demigods.
>>25552423
Most people who enjoy Japan go into it thinking it will suck
I was born in Japan, grew up in the states and now I work in Japan.
It kinda sucks, but at least I have it a lot better than white english teachers.
Bottom line is if you can't get a tech/finance expat position, don't come here.
>tfw beta as fuck
>tfw lack a backbone
How can I change this?
>>25552347
I lifted for about 6 months straight, every 2 days and bulked the whole time. It really helped me gain the confidence to say no to people and challenge them on trying to fuck you over.
>>25552347
Buy motorcycle
>>25552866
I'm too depressed and unmotivated to do so.
>>25552995
I want to be strong not look gay.
Daily reminder that if your face doesn't look like the last 2 faces there is no chance a woman will ever find you sexually attractive and you'll always just be "one of the girls!!!"
there aren't very many people who look like that
>>25552344
lmao I look almost exactly like the first one
>>25552189
The last is too much. I like the middle of the bottom row.
"$5OO MILLI0N"
>>25552075
Here's hoping I can win
>>25552075
but anon, they changed the odds to increase the compounding prizes (thus decreasing the odds of winning)
In fact, you'd be better off betting against ANYONE winning it this week.
If there was an option to put down $2 that NOBODY would win the grand prize this drawing, I'd do it.
>voluntary taxes
My friends were talking about getting grills and when they decided to give me advice I was literally told to "jus b urself :^)". They aren't even Chads, either. One's autistic and the others fat. I just don't fucking get it. Does everybody believe this shit nowadays?
Maybe you guys should try it for once :^)
Maybe you're actually the chad of the group and don't know it.
>>25552030
"Just be yourself" is another way of saying that you have to be comfortable with and confident in the image you are projecting.
It seems like there is a lot of truth to that, and probably will help you attract people.
What is that one food you eat everyday?
>>25552009
My bitches buttholes. They're very tasty. Tastes like stalker. Very special dish and flavour. It's really good, you should try it sometime!
Unfortunately not hot cheetos
Man ass
>you will never go out on a classic date with a qt gril
>>25551818
Oh? And why's that?
>>25551818
I did. Shit's fun. Thanks for reminding me of her.
> you missed out on teenage love
Even Amy Schumer, who is completely devoid of beauty or talent, can get a decent-looking boyfriend. What's your excuse, roasties?
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/eet-amy-schumer-new-boyfriend-ben-hanisch-article-1.2487253
>>25551781
Just like with men, she's fucking rich. The dude is just a male gold digger. Good for him though, imagine those vacations and gifts she's giving him.
I think Amy Schumer iscute.
>>25551781
I am completely devoid of rich or famous. Yet I can still get 100x the man ass she can. What is her excuse? (Being hetero grill is a shitty excuse.)
just popped a 4mg flubromazepam, about to get really comfy for a long while, who else comfy here?
this image is for the fat neet to make fun of working adults. Lock thread, ban OP
i'm a certified neet and i can use this image for whatever makes me comfy you wisconsin based retarded fuck, if i'm comfy, and pepe looks comfy that's all there's needed
Just took 1.5gr of phenibut and chugging beer.
I need to get the fuck away from benzos. It's a hellish drugs robots, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM BENZOS.
>get rejected by a friend, attempt to end the friendship politely with no hard feelings intended: get called an asshole
>get rejected by a friend, attempt to stay friends: get depressed
>get rejected by a friend, continue to hit on her: get called a creep
>get rejected by a friend, complain to her about it: get called an asshole
Remind how the friendzone doesn't exist? No matter what option you choose, you lose.
don't hit on your friends?
>>25551625
What you mean is, "like ew if ur gross uggo don't hit on me like totes."
Fuck off roastie slut. Women aren't real friends, they're eye candy.
>>25551625
>stop being friends with attractive people: get called an asshole
