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Why is he so nice to us?
:)
because he made lots of $$$$ with us.
>>25548580
>implying 4chan is profitable
>>25548580
Kek retards actually believe this
tbhjuststop
LMAO SO ME AMIRITE XD
>>25548697
the replies were all just teenage girls tagging their friends like "OMG U LMAO"
>>25548523
This is why all normies are our enemies. They will corrupt everything you once loved
Only 360 days left to use to their absolute fullest on my neverending 2016 weekend.
I have to believe that anyone who performs the most modest of introspection will inevitably come to the same conclusion that time is truly the most valuable asset.
Time doesn't exist. It is a projection of the mind dependent on the the memories of the observer. The only moment you have is this one. Past and future are just memories or ideas and desires your mind ruminates over.
>>25548480
Don't forget to set your alarm.
>>25548439
360 days of nothing?
I'd probably get bored honestly. But if your brain is like an animals and doesn't require stimulation, good for you OP.
I know going to grade school with black people is hard and that is probably why most of you are racist. So, I'm going to apologize for all those black people today.
>I'm sorry that we roasted you for wearing the same hoodie for a week.
>I'm sorry that we screamed "what are those!?" At your shoes or called them biscuits
>I'm sorry that a group of loud and ghetto black girls made fun of you for being different and shy
>I'm sorry that a popular Tyrone started roasting you and then the whole class joined in.
please accept our apology
i went to school with a lot of black people and they were the most bro-tier people i knew. they were funny, they didn't give a shit, they shared their pot with me, and the roasting was funny because it was always mutual and obvious to everyone that it was just banter. they didn't try to seriously get under my skin and make me feel like shit the way the white kids did.
fuck niggers
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>>25548629
Fuck off you leddity fuck.
>tfw you got up nice and early to go the gym but instead spent the morning shitposting on /fit/ about manlets
>try to find a time to go the gym when it's not busy
>get there
>it's busy
>>25548406
>tfw it's full of schoolkids
>>25548380
>tfw you needed a good night's sleep for an important job interview but you fell asleep in the afternoon like a retard and stayed up all night
What are your plans for the future ?
>>25548330
kmstbhfam
>>25548330
no plans
continue being a worthless piece of shit neet and play video games all day
hopefully die painlessly somewhere down the road
>tfw no 1980 betty crocker wife to suck your cock and make you food
which do you prefer robots? my dad and brother both like the 1986 version
>>25548265
Betty crocker looks like she gives Rough Handjobs
>>25548265
The 1986 one is objectively the best, but I'm quite fond of the '27 one because I have a thing for flapper girls.
>>25548743
>2016
>not preferring the clearly superior 1980 betty crocker
>tfw you 100% Through The Fire And Flames on expert mode
One at a time ladies.
>>25548258
I was so proud of myself for being so good at guitar hero. I have no idea why i'm so fucking autistic. Nowadays i just play actual guitar and being autistic about that is apparently hot now. Fucking women, i swear
> 54% achievments on P4G
Contain your orgasms, dear damsels.
Took me so long to 5* raining blood on hard, then I pretty much stopped playing.
Thank god I did, wasted enough time playing that shit game as it was.
I describe myself as bisexual if anyone asks but in reality I'm just straight with a trap fetish.
>>25548257
bisexuality is a myth. if you like guys, you're a faggot.
>>25548257
I need proof that is a trap.
>>25548257
They're just labels. Fuck who you wanna phuck.
What would you do if you were omnipotent? You would still be in your body and you wouldn't be omniscient. You could make anything happen according to your will, other than learning things you don't know.
I would make myself omniscient.
>>25548280
>other than learning things you don't know
>>25548303
>implying omnipotent
Would you robots let her suck your cock?
Can a girl be so ugly that you'd actually refuse a blowjob?
>>25548225
I would but I have pretty low standards.
>>25548225
I'm not really interested in having sex with a woman I don't love and I could never love an ugly woman.
>>25548225
I would probably turn a woman down if she were too young or old.
I feel like having my dick sucked by a 70 year woman would be more traumatic than pleasurable.
If an ugly woman wanted to suck my dick I wouldn't say no.
Is it gay to use a vibrator as a guy? I am attracted to women and don't desire the dick, but I just love the feeling of a vibrating hunk of metal up my ass.
It's actually pleasant but it is gay that you even attempted it and was willing to find out if it feels good.
faggot.
>>25548219
>It's actually pleasant
How can you know that unless you've tried it?
>>25548244
I-I didn't try it, I just know that the anus is easily stimulated. Why else would butt sex be a thing.
who /little caesars/ here?
i just had 2 hot n readys. 2 large pizzas for 10 dollars plus tax. It was delicious!
COULD YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WHAT'S WITH YOUR FUCKING OBSESSION WITH PIZZA?
>>25548149
I used to always get one with my little brother on weekends but there's no close ones now that I live on my own. Shit was great.
>>25548149
>tfw don't live near a little caesars
why even live?
Is depression addictive?
>>25548132
You get stuck in the victim role.
>>25548132
Absolutely. Eventually you hate the feeling but at the same time you cant live without it.
My mom just gave me gabapentin. Can I get high off of these?
>Anon, my financial situation is a mess, I'm massively in debt and I'm getting evicted tomorrow. I don't know what to do, Could I move in with you? it'd just be for a couple of weeks until I can get an income again, please, I'm desperate
what do?
You do realise I'm a NEET who lives in my moms basement right?
Pay in sex and clean house or , no
>>25548024
She is one of the most convincing traps posted here
