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I'M NOT ON BIRTH CONTROL! PULL OUT! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
>>25545408
"Don't worry practice GF, that was just a practice creampie!"
I don't care vaguely feline animu girl, I'm going to keep cumming lot and lots inside you every time we fuck~
I'm tired of holding back.
Don't worry I'm infertile anyway.
dumping all my bushies. feel free to contribute.
>>25545389
this bushie is rare
>>25545389
this one is good af. original comment.
>>25545389
this ones looks like a bushie but isn;t actually a bushie.
Why do you guys complain about women being vapid, self-obsessed Stacies with inflated egos when in the same time you contribute to this state?
With you daily 10/10 threads, spending time on internet supporting most attractive women (porn, subscription on various sites, following on social media, spending time on websites featuring beautiful women).
You are literally paying women who live off their looks and don't need a normal work.
>>25545275
because my benis makes me
>>25545275
>porn,
I use free streaming sites and most people here d too
>subscription on various sites,
Only normals do this
>following on social media,
Only normals do this
>spending time on websites featuring beautiful women
Only normals do this
>>25545275
What's it like being an ugly woman? Does it make you need feminism?
Old feels thread.
>You missed out on prime teen sex
>>25545261
Thisis truly the worst feel
>>25545261
but you can have awkward bad sex even at the age of 25
>>25545538
its legal to fuck 16 y/o here but i'll never get sex.
I've always wondered how is it to be a teacher.
How does it feel to educate millenial brats?
>>25545235
I like that pic.
Have a reply and a bump
>>25545235
just needed to check if it was the same tree,but no it isn't.
>>25545235
I don't know but I bet its awful.
I kind of feel like teaching is my calling in life but I don't know.
I kind of just want to be dead before I have to start working my life away.
Rate my diet brobots:
60g Fortified cereal (60% of vitamin D and most B vitamins and iron)
535ml semi skimmed milk (with cereal and coffee)
190g baked beans with 15g cheese
200g garden peas
Current calorie total: 902
Can I use the rest of my 300 calories today on alcohol? Did I get enough vitamins already?
I want a drink.
Yes I'm an autist that weighs out everything I eat.
>inb4 >>>/fit/
>>25545203
pls respond
sdsdsd
>tfw no activated almonds
What are you even doing with your life.
>>25545649
hahaha, I often forget to activate my almonds so I try and avoid them
will this cut heal by itself or do i have to see a doctor?
i think i can actually see the subcutaneous tissue there
probably gonna need stitches
Im a doctor, need timestamp to diagnose you.
If you did it yourself then don't see a doctor and die from infection
How do you please a woman in bed?
>>25545088
you don't, you fucking normalfag
Get her a sexy stripper that fucks her brains out while you browse /r9k/
juss b yrself
Would you let your stepsister suck your dick?
>>25545064
Yes. If I wasn't kinda small, i think it woulda happened already. Being a dicklet is some real bullshit, i tell you what
>>25545064
No. Non-masturbatory sex is gross and to be avoided at all cost.
Those who are inflicted with normality will soon know pain.
>>25545101
how small brah?
Practice Girlfriend Thread: Europe Edition 3: This Time It's Personal
Looking for a practice girlfriend in Europe? Get in here!
ROMANIA
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Apls
>>25545581
O SA MORI SINGUR
I have 2 practice gfs currently, but I'm still looking for more.
Any takers?
What Schopenhauer books should I read ?
>>25544923
pic related
kdkjfalkf
On the basis of morality
on the art of being right
"The World as Will and Representation" is his magnum-opus.
"On Women" is required reading for anyone who calls himself a robot. You're not a robot if you have not read this.
"The Art of Being Right" is the Gulliver's Travels of philosophical essays: succinct, witty, and always relevant.
How have women taken advantage of you in your life?
I've twice now been in casual relationships where the woman only wanted sex but I wanted more. The irony of women always complaining about where the good men have gone is not lost on me.
>>25544870
Not that much when I think about it
I've used women for free food and school project completion though
>>25544870
They never really have desu.
Maybe you should just stand up for yourself for once.
Go to the gym for instance.
DFC IS CHESTLET PROPAGANDA, DO NOT BE SEDUCED BY THE DFC MENACE. BREAST IMPLANTS ARE ARTIFICIAL RUBBERY LIES INSTALLED BY CHESTLETS TO MAKE THEMSELVES COMPLETE
Let's get a real woman thread going. Monstrous natural breasts. Chestlets unwelcome.
>you will never have a titty monster agree to kill you with her breasts
The exotic brown titty monster
>he doesn't thoroughly enjoy the vast variety the world provides us
how do i get a gf like this ?
do you guys have any tips ?
I've asked here before how to get a qt gf here and they just told me that I can't.
>Easy way
If you knew you wouldn't have made this thread
>Hard way
Change your life trajectory by improving yourself and becoming rich and /fit/
that's not somebody you want as a girlfriend tho, theyre hideously self obsessed, superficial, not very intelligent.
that just another slut for chad.
>all the girls I meet are in relationships
>only a few guys I know are in relationships
How is such a thing possible?
I'm 26 and this is mind boggling.
They're in harems, the girls
>>25544768
They aren't really in relationships, it's just their way of telling you that they won't date you
>>25544768
They're dating older men because women are attracted to money and status.
