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What do you want out of a relationship?
What traits in a partner are you looking for?
>>25539004
Anything is fine
>>25539051
But why do you want a relationship, then? What are you looking for?
>>25539051
>Anything is fine
Bruh.
>tfw thinking of killing myself
i dunno i think i'm gonna really do it this time
Same bro. Always thought I was suicidal but knew deep down I wouldn't do it.
This time it feels real. On the plus side I'm not afraid of little shit anymore because of my newfounded "fuck it, ill be dead soon" attitude
>>25538989
>i dunno i think i'm gonna really do it this time
Nah.
Wanna kill myself, but realized Prison School isn't over.
So robots, i have to stop being a neet but i have no uni degree
has anybody else experienced the same?i know i won't find anything good but what's the best option of work for an autist without education?
help robots i'm desperate
>>25538947
CompTIA IT A+
get that then get some work in a call center or at best buy or something. if you work with computers you're allowed to spaghetti.
>>25539170
>best buy
but i'm not merican anon..should have mentioned that...i'm from a 3rd world shithole called Brazil
i literally have no idea what's left for me
How do I get passed the sad panda r9k?
There's a chrome extension
What is the sad panda?
>>25539023
>needing a chrome extension
What are you, 8?
How are the New Years Resolutions coming along robots?
>>25538896
Not even this bad. I managed to smalltalk with one person a day, that's something yet.
>>25538896
My resolution was to kill myself.
I can't decide if still being alive is a success or a failure.
I fapped yesterday
>tfw only 67% psychopath
http://psychopath.channel4.com/quizzes.html
I scored 55% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. How psychopathic are you? Take the test http://www.channel4.com/psychopath #psychopathnight
>>25538877
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I scored 70% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. How psychopathic are you? Take the test http://www.channel4.com/psychopath #psychopathnight
I got 79%
Does this make me an edgelord?
>2015+1
>this is what fat. lazy people actually believe.
Fatness/obesity is a sickness that must be purged.
These mentally ill people all seem to be from America. Maybe America should be purged. We'd destroy an assload of
>fat people
>faggots
>transexuals
>blacks
What is there to lose?
>>25538494
1,63m/55kg here the simple trick is to eat less.
>>25538543
>1,63m
female, right?
Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you have a nice day.
Another day, another dollar.
>he works for his money
ke k
>>25537101
Thiswill offend our tax cattle.
>>25537190
>he has no money
kek
>"just meditate bro"
>>25537014
It does help
Don't try to make it a meme
>>25537052
It's literally non-advice.
>>25537460
I always meditate everyday. It does help a bit in calming you down and arranging your thoughts. Also helps with self discipline.
Some of you guys are alright. Dont go to the World Trade Center tomorrow if you live in New York.
Happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning.
So long space robots.
This is unoriginal bait and an original comment
>>25534910
Bro you're like 15 years late...
Anyone feel nostalgia for those old towers. Back in the 90s I always thought the twin towers were plain and boring. But the freedom tower's too shiny and modern. Doesn't really have that grungy New York style.
Who /tulpa/ here?
I kinda tulpa.
A spirit follows me around although I never attempted to create it.
>>25534641
Tell me more about your spirit anon.
bump, because hese threads always interest me.
Hey /r9k/ I start SSRIs tomorrow morning and I'm pretty fuckin nervous about it since I hear the first couple weeks can be hell. I'm just wondering if any of you have had to go through this and what to expect as well as how to deal with it?
They removed all of the emotional coloring from my life, 'woke up' my underlying anxiety, and made me truely suicidal. Have fun
I take SSRIs. They aren't always fun, but life is so much better with them than without them.
>>25534540
the numbed my emotions (which is as bad as it is good, less sadness is nothing when fleeting moments of happiness are rarer too), made me sleepy for the first week or so, and made me a little angrier (though that may have been underlying and just suppressed by anxiety) but they weren't that dramatic.
i don't like em, but i keep taking them because i have nothing to lose. they suck but they're not as bad as i was told.
>My value as a human being is directly determined by the women in the area where I live.
>The only way my worthless life can gain value is if I am able to gain the approval of a female in some way.
90% of you believe this. Have you ever considered why?
>>25533925
I never bought it but it's the result of a generation of women telling men how to be men and/or shaming everything masculine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFpYj0E-yb4&index=9
That's not what I believe, I don't even care all that much about not having a gf, but what I do wish I had was a more active social life. I wish I had people with similar interests I could hang out with.
>>25534092
Become a bartender.
Don't do it for the money. Think of it as a social skills class.
Why are all women such boring, uninteresting and passionless people?
>>25542543
because they're women
gtgcgg
>>25542543
reminds you of the men who visit this board, eh?
here's the best bit, they think they're too good for us while being equals, even the worthless whores who visit this board think they're too good for us, that we aren't interesting enough.
women have 0 self-awareness.
>>25542543
Christina Ricci is a qt.
At least I think that's her.
ITT: Stuff you've heard people say about 4chan offline
>>25541215
Nothing, save perhaps the only most notable retard in my uni course.
He spoke of 4chan as some sort of collective of legend, his remarks about 4chan's mischievous achievents as some legendary thing.
Nobody else knows about it or cares tvh.
>>25541274
I wouldn't say "nobody." I've heard mountains of crap after the school shooting trend
most on the outside have never even heard of this place
it's weird to think that this board has been my main social outlet for 4 years, since i was 14
