Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6319. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6319. page
>tfw highly intelligent
It's a blessing and a curse. Everything from mathematics to body control comes naturally and fluently, but it's impossible to relate to 90% of the population and their trivialities. And it's nigh worthless if you lack the motivation to actually use it for something good.
What's the most impressive thing you've done with your mental capacities?
its not a curse just do philosophy or something
if your so smart why don't you have a gf haha
Everyone always says I'm smart, but I never feel smart. I've always been a bit paranoid about that, to be honest. I think people hate me for being good at mathematics. Yeah, I can do mathematics exceptionally well and have earned a degree in it, but I still don't believe that people cannot do math. I think they just choose not to, and they just patronize me for being an autistic shit bag.
I wish I still saw mathematics as beautiful. Now all I see is a waste of time and something that will only make me lonelier and lonelier. I hate myself. I wish I was good at literally anything else.
As I walked past a girl today she made a high pitched beep sound
I have this hypothesis and it's that some guys are invisible to females BUT when they get in close proximity to females then the females have a defense mechanism which reveals the invisible person and an alarm goes off in their head where this girl I passed by either let some of the alarm sound out as a high pitched beep OR she was startled by the alarm and she thus made the beep sound
Does this thesis hold up to scrutiny? Can anyone else confirm?
>>25535610
Oops! I forgot to make a bait thread to get replies
I'm a girl btw
>>25536275
The reason no one replied was because it's a stupid thread..
In Canada it's normal for people to say "beep!" when they are passing you in a crowded hallway
who on r9k has a cat? post pictures, post stories, etc
can we please talk about cats?
>>25535605
Mine is sitting behind me caught up in the cloud of farts from my foul smelling ass.
I have two cats, they're not with me now so i can't take a new picture but this one is pretty good.
>>25535605
I have 2 cats as well, im much more of a cat person, but thats mostly cus my cats are the greatest shit ever and my 2 dogs are the worst pieces of shit ever.
>tfw you will never go back in time with your current knowledge and fix your life
Let me go back!!
I'd just go back and convince my parents to get an abortion.
>>25535310
Amor Fati, OP. Even the most heartbreaking moments in life should make you happy. You're always learning, and at least you got to be something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6_QXwKesU
>>25535310
I feel that!
How do you get your anger out?
For some reason I've been filled with unending rage lately.
Nothing makes it go away, I've done drugs, drank, screamed and screamed, beat myself, cut myself, nothing makes it stop.
How do you get these emotions out? I want relief.
Clean your back yard and whack a pile of fallen branches/yard debris with a machete.
geels gud brudda
fight somebody, pussy
>>25534340
I only have one tree in my back yard and there's three feet of snow on the ground unfortunately.
I want to smash everything I own, but I can't. I just don't know how to get these feelings out. I want to fucking destroy destroy destroy everything.
Ok so i will make this as short as possible
>Be 10 years ago
>Move to bolivia
>get stuck out here with dad
>have a habbit of fucking hookers and get into drugs
>FF to a month ago
>Get into some shit with the wrong drug dealers
>Now I'm basically in debt to the next 3 years
>cant do this anymore, need to get back to the states by may before they kill my ass
>Paying drug dealers and rent
>No money, gonna try to save for plane ticket but fuck
>Mom not trying to help and only one friend willing to send a few bucks to help
How the fuck can i make enough to get out to the statez while paying rent and keeping dealers off my back?
I'm pretty sure they will kill me by july i cant keep this shit up. I cant afford it.
Basically give me any kind of advice to get to the states in 5 months or less
Fucking walk, you pussy. Or failing that, hitchhike
>>25534060
I'm. Not about to WALK all the way to the states
>>25534081
weak faggot, just go into the woods and live oof the land till you get bakc walking
Who else is going to buy a /Hot n Ready/ tomorrow?
I'm going to go to my comic shop after work and pick up my new issues, pick up a pepperoni hot n ready, come home and enjoy it while watching anime.
Hot-N-Ready(R) Classic Pepperoni pizzas are great, but have you all tried Hot-N-Ready(R) Caesar Wings?
Delicious bone-in wing with a unique kick that's always Hot-N-Ready(R) at a location near you.
>>25532915
>bone-in
>>25533731
bone in has more flavor
>playing vidya with your sister
>she does this
What do?
>fap to incest porn
>have a hot sister
>not attracted to her
What's wrong with me?
Punch her in the back of the head and tell her to get the fuck off me.
incest is the worst taboo. tied with cannibalism imo
Ok robots, I know you probably have heard this a lot, but what would it actually take you to consider marriage or a relationship? Suppose that it was true that most woman are or would be unfaithful or would try to make your life a living hell, what would it take from a woman like this to even be considered by you? Would you accept her if she did a complete 180? How about if she only had a few partners before, would that be ok, or is the fact that they have had partners anyway just too much of a hurdle?
Just wanted to hear some input from you guys.
A woman that was interested in me
I want to fuck christchan so bad
Nothing, it's like carrying around an active bomb with a timer you can't see, at some point it will go off and leave you a charred pile of meat not recognizable as being formerly human and why would you want to put yourself through that
Is being a footfag a "beta" thing?
Can one be a footfag, but not be a beta motherfucker? Every footfag I've met is into femdom or some gay shit like that.
>>25529303
SNIFF IN HELL FOOTFAG
tarantino is a footfag and hes as beta as they come
>>25529322
https://niceme.me/
Fuckboy.
Why haven't you moved out of your parent's place yet?
>>25527593
>implying my parents have their own places
Moving out was a step up from my previous home life.
Since I am living here for free, why would I?
because i love my parents and my comfy home
290 pounds here
im sexy like red hot Tabasco, bich what what what
>>25527098
189 senpai
Im a land whale
>>25527098
178. put on like 6lbs in the last 3-4 weeks somehow, bout to kill myself
Daily NoFap thread.
Day 2 here.
>>25515845
Two weeks into nofap. Horny as fuck
Day 6 here. Pretty good, but I could easily have a fap. Will struggle on.
>>25515845
I'm no fapping for a few days until I shove enough toys up my ass that I lose my mother. fucking. mind.
>add someone on the internet
>they think I'm white
>talk on Skype
>they still think I'm white
>show them a picture of me
>they are dumbfounded but still act like I'm white
>>25537658
Go be a nigger somewhere else. This civilization is too good for your disgusting kind
>they are dumbfounded but still act like I'm white
If they acted like you're a minority, you'd whine that you're being discriminated against.
>>25537771
>>25537746
I'm just trying to explain how the internet makes your ethnicity irrelevant. It allows people to get along with a person solely from their personality before their appearance. But you guys wanna hit me with that foul shit instead
in this ITT post huge redflags for women
i'll start
>is alcohol/drug addict
>has non-curable mental disease (like BPD)
>affected by 'open relationship' meme
>slept with you right after the first date
>likes Arctic Monkeys and the Strokes
>>25537295
>says "Dude"
>talks ghetto like with a mix of ebonics(even if she is white)
>cusses
>"says "Bro"
>any piercing outside the ear
>Is always outside and is always going somewhere, is never ground or at home
>>25537295
>Has had more then one sexual partner
>Thinks she deserves a diamond only to cuck you
