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What does /r9k/ think of this country?
My mom says there's a lot of black people in africa.
>>25539404
that's a lie spread and perpetuated by the jewish powers that be
she's your enemy anon, never forget that
what does /r9k/ think of this dude?
Anons here use ''literally,'' ''autist'' and ''aspie'' wrong, yet they're quick to call someone out on his/her stupidity.
Why's that?
Because we're literally autist aspies.
>>25538943
is it because they are'literally'' ''autists'' and ''aspies'' senpai?
>>25538943
Words are a vocal way a community expresses certain things. This is a community and we use them with their new meanings.
Deal with it
>house sitting for a friend and running a few local errands while he's out of state.
>secure hookup via social media
>chubby cute Indian girl
>we smoke and order food. She tries some weed liquor I have
>get her on the bed, start making out
>she whips out my cock and starts sucking it
>pull out her tits, starting sucking
>she keeps sucking til "don't you wanna fuck me"
>missionary
>oh shit I'm hitting it raw
>smash for a while, she's really into it
>whimpering, clawing my back, biting my lips hard
>try doggy, to high to get positioned, stick to missionary
>fuck, take a break, more bj
>never come
>have to run out real quick
>don't wanna leave her there
>I'll only be gone for 5 minutes
>ask her to wait in the hall only because it's not my place. If it was my apartment I wouldn't give a fuck
>while I'm out my friend's cousin deops by to pick something up. He has keys.
>return, she stayed outside, he's still there
>she aaks if she should leave
>tell her no, he's leaving and I want her to stay
>go and eat
>mood killed, shut is awkward
>try to determine whether she wants to leave or stay
>she thinks I'm trying to get rid of her and agrees to leave
>I know she's unemployed so I ask if she wants to meet up again
>gives me a kinda harsh no
I guess this ends up as a ONS. I would have preferred a new fwb.
How bad did I fuck up? Any way to salvage this? Was the hallway a bit too much? What would you have done?
>>25538886
You sound like a dirty fuckin normie desu. You're posting on the wrong board.
>>25538899
>be massive robot
>get lucky once, fuck up, ask for help
>I'm a dirty normie
I'm probably more of an aspie than you are.
Why would you ask her to wait in the hallway?
You done goofed OP
who else is /deadinside/ here
I feel like I am watching myself in third person. I spend hours staring at the mould on my wall every day watching it get darker
i dont think im gonna make it brahs
So how old are you , 18 ?
>>25538922
22, 23 in two weeks time
>>25538937
So what about life has you so down, if you wish to elaborate.
Who /dirty/ here?
>haven't bathed since September
>amateur hoarder-teir room
>been wearing the same outfit for almost a week
there's really no point in trying if you're not going anywhere or doing anything
>>25538806
Oh ive seen that girl before
She has a dog named wormy or something shes interesting
i jack off and wipe my cum on he side of my mattress cover. wash it about every 2 weeks. i jack off 3x a day
lots of dried, embedded darkened stains in the carpet from getting drunk and puking, or robotripping which is a near guaranteed puke every time.
fridge door is dirty and has stains of something dripping on it. inside of fridge has some old shit. shower is moldy, i go like once or twice a week. inside of toilet bowl completely brown
Me, OP. Haven't changed clothes in about a month. I stink and I think I've got a really bad fungal infection because of it.
Promised myself I'd clean up for 2016, but look what happened...
>Haven't fapped in a week and a half because SSRI's made my dick die
What do you like fapping to senpai?
>Haven't fapped in a week and a half because I get killer headaches whenever I'm about to cum
>>25539252
That happens to some people.
If I have a headache and try to fap, it usually makes it much worse. I think because of low blood sugar or mild dehydration.
Don't know if that helps you
Would you lick her soles?
Also read the filename.
No she looks disgusting.
Also i don't want to lick feet just look at them and feel them.
>>25538790
What do you think about her polydactyly?
I'd lick her asshole, but her feet? Disgusting
>office job interview
>leaving in a little under 3 hours
>how do I not fuck this up?
you don't go because wagecucks are fags
FIRM HANDSHAKE
I
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Have a wank before you go
>tfw not born in non-rural China
Seems so nice to live in a big Chinese city. No Western excesses like "SJWs", the state mandates your entire life, plenty of anime and manga. Seems like paradise on earth, a sort of comfy we just cannot grasp in the West.
Anyone else know these feels?
>be born in urban China
>breathe that sweet chinese air every day
>get lung cancer by 21
>die
Sounds great
Idk senpai being able to breathe is a nice touch also snow and not being shot and shovelled into a ditch.
the revisionist pseudo-marxist state-capitalists have betrayed the science and praxis of marxism-leninism, and their illegitimate government must be leveled by any means necessary
Post in here if your time is now
MY TIME IS NOW!!
My time has passed
I don't think it's anyone's time now OP
>>25538590
My time is NOW!!!!
I will make it
Can we have a beautiful women in nature thread?
Nothing lewd and I dont have anything to bump with
>>>/s/ is that way newfag
>>25538574
I dont post on boards that get no traffic
>>25538560
Go to /s/ ypu stupid tosser. Are you trying to turn this into b 2.0?
Whats /r9k/ listening to today?
Esibrecher- Volle Kraft voraus
Been listening to DMX all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy5PxrQowE
>>25538578
nice tune anon, ill give them a bit more of a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgsDTUqGdEQ
ITT: Post robot music
no anime weeb shit allowed
>>25538359
obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxZpEFJhO6k
>>25538359
this one tends to make me feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsLikh8VqCo
>>25538359
perhaps youre something of an edgemonkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQMXBvFMmGc
So, /r9k/, it's clear that you hate women.
What do you suggest for them to improve?
>>25538235
I don't hate anyone anymore.
I just want to protect what's important and then die.
I think robots want women to suddenly be attracted to their short and ugly asses. They know why women don't want them. It starts as sadness and then the sadness becomes anger.
>>25538235
I don't hate women, but I just wanted to say that that pic looks cool as hell.
Because coming inside a girl changes her eggs' DNA and her future offspring will have some of your genes no matter who fathers it, how do you feel about coming inside a girl now?
>>25538189
> Spreading my DNA without fatherly obligations or having to pay child support.
>>25538189
Are you for real?
My ex-girlfriend ( and only girlfriend) has three kids now by three different guys. She's 22.
>>25538996
We were each other's first btw.
