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Who /moralfagdrunk/ here?
>be alcoholic
>have girlfriend's friend over while gf is out of town
>gf's friend gets smashed and passes out
>help her rather than fuck her
Pic related.
>>25535855
How long you been with her?
>>25535905
My girlfriend? 4 years. Why?
Sounds to me that you're a betacuck rather than a moralfag.
Who /subhuman worthless trash/ here?
>cutting
Burning yourself is a lot better.
>>25535647
I hate burning, and I'm out of matches. Plus bleeding feels better.
>>25535672
>matches
>that tiny amount of blood
You're not even hurting yourself.
Who here was born to a mother over 30 years old?
We were basically doomed from the start and socially/physically stunted.
What is the proper age to have kids? I feel like 25 is still young and that 30 is probably the best time.
My mom had to take fertility pills to have me when she was 36. I'm a circumcised 5'5" manlet. According to r9k I'm thrice-damned.
my mom was exactly 30. socially stunted but i pretty much grew out of it, physically stunted but my younger brother is tall so there you go.
Hey guys, I'm the same barkeep from last night. Have a drink, share some tunes, and most of all, share some feels. I'll give advice when I can, and emotional support when I can't.
https://youtu.be/Ycfi-4a9m7Q?t=36m54s
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>>25534984
bump
Just fuck my shit up Op
A hs friend invited me over for dinner last night at his house
I don't know if I should go or not
>tfw every white girl I talk to won't go out with me or hates me for some reason
All I want is a white gf that I can wife someday.
>>25533330
Nice thread.
bloox bloxxxx
>>25533330
If you're black it's probably for the best. Divorce rates are higher between white women and black males. Also, it's pretty much a fetish, or attention seeking behavior. With the exception of the pictures on /r9k/, all I see are ugos with black dudes. You can have them, though.
why do black guys always end up with white girls with high tier feet? i can't be imagining this
Tomboy thread? Tomboy thread.
>no Kitten
>no Tumblrinas
>no Ashley/Rose
>no long haired girls except Ellen Page
No one?You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>tfw no sweater paws tomboy gf
Tomboy contribute
ITT: we post pictures that make you go "hmm..."
>>25532605
Kiki confirmed for MILF status
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>Original Content brought to you by are you fucking kidding me robobt
>>25532605
post godlikes ITT
If you're 22 or older how does it feel knowing your time to have fun is over and now you have to settle down?
>>25531973
Feels like I'm still a KHV
>>25531992
And your chance at finding a virgin wife is over.
Enjoy Chad's sloppy seconds lmao
>>25531973
holy fuck that girl is really cute. Alisa Bosconovitch right?
>this ugly fat neckbearded piece of filth is able to get a 10/10 qt gf and I can't
What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I in hell?
He's her ironic boyfriend and she cheats on him.
I know I shouldn't be upset at the guy, but goddamn. How did this happen?
>>25531705
Even if that's true it's better than no gf at all.
>>25531705
this and she's a narcissist and most likely mentally ill
it's 2016, it's just the world we live in
Who /Narcissist/ here? Post stories, reasons why you're narcissist, why you became a narcissist etc. General Narcissist threads. Pussies who were emotionally abused by Narcissists aren't allowed to post in this thread.
>>25531371
who /covert narcissist/ here
>I genuinely don't know who I am anymore
>I will never be able to form intimate relationship with anyone
I want to go back to thinking I'm a social retard with confidence issues
>>25531445
It isn't bad being a covert narcissist. It's better than being a victim.
Initiating relationships with others isn't my thing because I don't believe in dependence of anything whether it be drugs, medication, finance, or love. I only form relationships with others if I can benefit from them or take advantage of them in the long run.
Bump
Not letting this thread die
STEM jobs
>"This job sucks so hard that we're going to pay you $75,000-$150,000 per year just so we can get someone willing to do it without quitting or blowing their head off."
Liberal Arts Jobs
>"This job is so easy that we're only paying you $35,000 per year, enough to live on without being poor. Take it or leave it."
You're paid more in STEM mostly because the work sucks. The market is saturated with engineers and scientists. Everything is saturated. Your skills are not in demand. STEM programs are not hard. Any asshole that can organize his schedule will get through it with a job offer at the end.
STEM is less saturated than liberal arts
also I enjoy my STEM job, best of both worlds faggot. stay poor
>>25531182
clearly not when the STEM growth rates almost never go over 5%.
>>25530955
>STEM mostly because the work sucks.
The reason women don't into STEM unless they come from the ass end of the world were clean water is fancy. Women are way more likely to skip boring shit.
Tfw i will never be able to live in the greatest country 20 years from now.
Only asian bots knows this feel
What is the greatest country, according to you?
>>25536717
Right now? Probably nz, aust, netherlands,finland,swizterland
20 years, china
>>25536743
>20 years, china
Why exactly will China be the best country in 20 years? I haven't been to all those countries you listed but I live in Australia and I wouldn't want to leave. I'll travel, yeah, but Australia is a really good place to live.
> tfw no one has or will ever love you
>>25536486
>iktfr
>>25536486
>>25536507
I love you guys!
Even if I do become successful I will always love you guys and think of you!
>>25536520
>tfw the only solace and sense of belonging from people I can relate to comes from a shitty mongolian tapestry image board
just
fuck me up senpai
Let's talk about hygine, something a lot of people on this board seem to put off. How often do you shower? Brush your teeth? Floss? Do you use conditioner? A moisturizing bar? Tongue Scraper? What kinds of soaps do you guys use? Also give tips to people on this board who don't do much of this stuff!
Butt wipes.
That is all, gentlemen.
>>25536472
All this shit everyday, my man. Love being clean.
>>25536472
I haven't showered since november. Get at me.
>when you have a wild cumming session and keep finding little drops of cum all over the place for the next ten minutes
I really don't understand why people don't use condoms for fappin. There's close to no clean-up and you can jizz with reckless abandon due to not having to shove a wad of toilet paper on in the last second.
>>25536571
I fap on the toilet so I can just flush it away, then no money has to be spent on condoms or tissue
>>25536571
because it cuts off a vein at the base of my dick, just thinking about it makes it hurt like fuck
