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Does anyone on /r9k/ cross dress? Not for fetish reasons or to get off, but just because?
>Tfw bought dress and it was designed for a 24 inch waist, and my waist is 26 inches.
>>25532386
will fug your ass has the shape of my dick.
>tfw attracted to traps and crossdressers
Am I not gay if I'm only attracted to people who present as feminine.
>>25532432
Depends on if they pass or not.
haaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUSR FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAM
FUCKING FUCK SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T FYCLINH TAKE IT AMYMORE EVRRTTHING'S FUXKING SHIT AAA
LITERALLY JUST FUCK MT SHIT UO
FIFURATIVRKY JUST CUCk MY SHIY UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I WANT TO FUXKING DIE I JYST WANT TO FUCKING HANG MYSELG
>>25532367
Hey dude what's up
>>25532367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
JUST WAKE MY FUCKING SHIT UP INSIDE
>>25532367
NIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZI WAN T TO DIE I WANTT O DIE TI WANT TO DIE KILL ME KLOLL MEKL IKLL ME KILL ME IOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIIAIAAIAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAWTH TAKE ME FOR I AMR EADY!!1
>mfw theres been a noticeable decrease in smug NEET threads
i guess mommy finally kicked them out, or worse, cut off the internet
>>25532284
You're not serious right? I've seen them all over the place. They make me feel miserable.
t. Wagecuck
Are you samefagging to start an argument?
>>25532311
>worrying about what literal retards have to say
bruh come on
Who here /StewingInHatred/?
This thread is for talking about hatred, things you hate, and what to do with all your hatred.
The thought of sex and masturbation disgusts me, and I hate people who are too horny. I, myself, don't even jerk off because I hate sex so much. I get more pleasure from imagining myself castrating people with large proud penises or taking a hot iron and cauterizing slutwhore's vaginas shut.
I swear, if I weren't such a lazy fuck I'd be a serial killer.
Anybody else here like this?
>>25532237
I feel you brother
I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass
my whole life is just cold and bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently
this is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving
and I will put in the grave as many as I can
it's time for me to kill, and it's time for me to die
my genocide crusade begins here! :333333
>>25532330
I see what you did there, well done
>>25532330
man i wish that game wasnt shit
i was gonna have so much fun
VR porn, VR games, easy darknet access to psychedelics, a wonderland of vices and yet you obsess over primate puss
Make money then spend it on yourself. Sex is only amazing like the first dozen times. By 19 I was turning down after school sex to play Skies of Arcadia.
Then I hit a rough patch and was broke for a long time so I couldn't really date. It made me SUPER FUCKIN THIRSTY for a while, but it was also like rehab. Once I went long enough without it, my body stopped feeling the craving.
I see these doofs like Eliot Rodger and that women's gym shooter who lost their minds over not getting pussy and I don't understand it. You only want it so bad because you can't have it.
When you do have it, it's ok, but objectively not good enough to go apeshit over and there's better stuff in the world like having nice clothes, eating out often, taking LSD, shrooms and DMT regularly, and high end gaming hardware which is also great for porn.
This isn't some pubescent MGTOW shit, they are hostile to women and it's childish. I don't feel anything about or towards women. They are like aliens to me who live in their own separate world that has nothing to do with mine.
Make money, then spend it on yourself. Stop fixating on sex long enough and you won't care about it. What you really want is hedonism and that doesn't require 2 people.
IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX RETARD I WANT TO BE LOVED
>>25532197
This. Let's just accept that most of us are incapable of being loved or holding meaningful relationships and move on with our pathetic existences.
>>25532223
That desire goes away too eventually
>Watching the Hills have eyes
>Noticed I look like one of the mutants
is that jaw-girl your waifu?
>>25532282
pretty sure jawgirl is married to a fat beta white cuck
mirin strong jaw. something seems off though like your eyes or hair cant quite put my finger on it.
still attractive
> tfw no Fiona gf
She's like... 26 years old.
>>25532429
Fiona apple isn't 26, you idiot.
>Born: September 13, 1977 (age 38), Manhattan, New York City, NY
>see girl in class today
>long black hair
>white
>cute face
>cool voice
>wearing gothic lolita style white dress
>not skinny, but hardly chubby, like just border-lining being chub
>tattoos or maybe stockings on legs, they were cool regardless
>hear her talking about how she's learning japanese
>see gurren laggan pin on her bag
nearly 200% sure this is a cool weebesque alternative girl
How do I approach her? I literally just want to be friends, and not embarrass myself and get ignored forever.
>cute face
She's already letting Chad pound her, you stupid beta. "Dork" girls like the same guys as all the other girls.
ayy bb lemme pierce your heavens
but seriously fuck off to /adv/ hopefag
>>25532034
>cute face
>cool voice
very, very good chance that at this age she knows what she's worth and isn't gonna talk to you, whether you come across as wanting to be friends or not.
If you're interesting enough to merit the company of a cute girl who's learning another language then I respectfully ask you to FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM
AHHH! DON'T CUM INSIDE! ITS NOT A SAFE DAY! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
OHH FUCK NOW IM GONNA AHVE KIDS AHH FUCK!!
>>25532033
Quick anon grab the coat hanger.
That's what you get for being the practice girl
>Coke
>Celeste pizza
>>25531843
You are either obese or skeletal.
Dump that shit. Water and grilled chicken breast is all you'll ever need.
>Hawaiian
>>25532039
If your goal is to be a 150 DYEL, then sure.
why does it feel good to shove things up our ass?
I would assume mostly because of the prostate gland.
This thread made me have to poop
like taking a poop in reverse
Modern Roasties: What!? Ryan Gosling isn't attracted to me? Isn't that illegal? I have five graduate degrees! Which beta male can I blame for this injustice?????
She printed that out
Spell check exists
How?!
>>25531783
Modern Robots
Feminism didn't teach her how to spell.
Who else /index finger longer than ring finger/ here? Your beta status is literally decided for you in the womb.
>>25531698
complete bullshit
Are robots actually stupid enough to believe this?
My respect for this board just went from zero to negative levels.
Yet im still a dicklet manlet op and my ring finger is longer than my index.
>>25531787
> Replies to troll thread
> goes ape
"respect"
This guy...
>tfw met a robot from here
>tfw he really likes me
>tfw he thinks i'm actually into him and not simultaneously meeting other robots to flirt with and pay attention to me
why do robots make the best beta orbiters
Wow you're such a fucking loser
You stoop THIS low for attention?
Is the attention of an orbiter even worth anything?
Could you even get an attractive boyfriend if you tried?
>>25531655
>Could you even get an attractive boyfriend if you tried?
nope
>>25531655
are you upset because femanons aren't paying attention to you robot?
it's like sorting through the shit, eventually i'll find a robot who's exciting and good looking, and then maybe i'll actually like him back
As a 6'3 7/10 27 year old virgin anything
>>25531616
Post a face pic to prove you're a 7/10
>>25531616
Does Pepe turn you on?
>>25531633
OP is a lying sack of shit
