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Who else /robotforlife/ here?
I just rejected a girl who asked me out because I wanted to remain a true robot forever. Only normies date.
>>25527821
being 14 must be suffering
>grils literally spilling their spaghetti trying to date you
Fuck off chad
>>25527851
I'm 28 actually.
These petty fights between us robots and the femanons are getting us nowhere. I say we all come to a mutual agreement and follow each others terms.
Femanons, do you agree to never reveal your gender on any other thread (besides tfw no bf/fembot feels)? Too only come here merely for feels and nothing else? If so, then you will be granted with the following rights
>Too not be harassed by our fellow robots in your threads
>Too be recognized as a robot (you may call yourselves fembots but only in your own threads)
Robots, do you agree to never harass other fembots in their threads? Too only attack attention whores, normies, and non-virgins? If so, then you will be given safety from non-robots and women in your threads, and any fembot who breaks these rules will merely be written off as an attention whore/troll.
If we all reach mutual agreement from this treaty,
>Then there will be less women in our mostly male dominant threads and vice versa.
>The definition of robot would be changed to non-virgins.
>That the rules of this treaty will be treated similar to the rules of the internet (tits or gtfo e.g.)
Do we all reach agreement? Is there anything anyone would like to add or say before this treaty is signed?
>>25527820
>obviously written by a "fembot"
Nobody sign this
>>25527820
>The definition of robot would be changed to non-virgins.
I spot some fine print there I think.
How about the line between "fem"anon and anon is again erased? It's just anonymous you fucking cunts. Eat shit and have your "fembot feels" threads on tumblr.
Are there any pills or medication that can make me more extroverted?
Depends. Is your problem anxiety?
>>25527771
Alcohol. Introverts become more talkative.
>>25527771
adderall and xanax
>tfw not book smart
>tfw not street smart
Is there any point in continuing to live? I'm as dumb and helpless as a rock.
If you have a job then yes you have a reason to live. If nobody worked at Mcdonalds, who would make my burger? or your burger. Think about it like that. Even the smallest job has to be done by someone. If you don't have a job then get a job or just end it.
>>25527621
Lift. Get a daring haircut. Adopt a very ugly dog. If you want to be special there are lots of options requiring little to no talent. Simply commit to being that guy with the mohawk, muscle titties, and three legged dog.
>>25527833
Even worse, I'm a liberal arts major. Who is failing every class that's not a writing workshop. Because that's the only thing I'm motivated enough to do.
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ITT times you could have had sex, but chickend out or did something else stupid. I have 4 horrendous ones. I'll start off the ones that is not so bad and go on till the worst one.
>Be 18 year ol virgin
>Meet this indian qt chick
>Date for a while, notice she's pretty crazy
>I'm insecure and sensetive as fuck the time so i constantly keep her at the distance, mostly because i have no idea how to be with woman and because she's a nut
>One late night she text me, clearly drunk
>"hey can i come over? i'm with a friend ;)"
>tell her i'm bussy ( i was planning to "break up" with her anyway)
>starts messaging me over facebook, again, and again, and again, like 9-10 unread messages
>Ignore them
>Check them next day
>Lots of drunken rants and stuff like
>"Plsss we just wanna play" "you wont regret it..trust me " "my friend thinks u r cute!!"
>Basically slept through the chance of a threesome
>Break up with her over facebook a couple of days later
it gets worse...
>>25527545
>About a year later
>A little more confidence, but still a typical niceguy.jpg
>work night shitf at a small convince store
>Girl i used to have a crush on in HS comes in one night, drunk af
>Start talking, pretty used to drunk people
>she goes "you know...i always found you so cute"
>replay "haha thanks, i used to have a little crush on you on high school you know"
>Her: "Oh? Well nows your chance"
>I shrug it off with an awkward laugh
>Talk for a bit more
>She asks me when my shif ends
>Tell her in a couple of hours , and ask her why
>She asks me if i want to come home with her after work
>Tell her i would love too but she's too drunk (she was clearly like blackout drunk, in my defense)
>Tell her it wouldn't be right of me to take advantage of her
>She goes "But...i want you to take advantage of me"
>Reject her a few more times
>her: "well tonight sucks"
>and then she stumbles out the door
worst one:
>Couple of years later
>In my early 20s
>Had some experience with woman by now, pretty normal guy
>Moved in to the city
>An old colleague from a place i used to work is visiting
>She want to crash at my place for a night
>Meer her, she brough a friend who decided to joint last minute
>Evening goes by, drink som beers, smoke some weed
>we all get a bit tipsy and high
>Time for bed
>Start preparing my couch to sleep on
>Planning on giving the bed to the girls
>"Don't be silly anon, it's large enough for all of us"
>"o-okay"
>Get in bed, i'm in the middle
>My colleague pass out pretty fast
>Her friend suddenly gets frisky as fuck
>Puts one of her thighs over my legs
>"Do you feel how warm i'am? oh my god i'm sooo warm"
>The weed is really messing with my head by now (i'm not a regular smoker)
>just replay "yes. you're warm" like the biggest autist
>She leans in again
>"you know we could wake up "name" and...or we could just let her sleep" smirk.jpg (or something like that can't remember her exact words)
>weed is totally fucking with me, making me paranoid and insecure as all hell
>I just go "it's to hot in her i think i should sleep on the couch"
>do just that
I've had a few experiences like that. Little Caesars is always there when I need it, though.
You racist kids should stop worshipping Aryan females.
aryan females are a meme and most of them look sickly or butch as fuck
It's funny how the stormfags blame everything on duh niggers and duh jews when it is white women and beta 'progressive' men who are ruining everything.
>>25527543
who should I worship?
Don't be shy anon. I know you guys have something to be happy about. Come in and tell us something good and BUST A MOVE!
>>25527531
this thread is gay GAY
>>25527531
>don't be shy
u fukn wot
>>25527531
Literally just stop its not funny anymore
Do any other robots here get depressed a little when they see people younger than them with way more success and happiness? I definitely do.
I get depressed when I piss on the toilet seat
then you are looking for happiness is all the wrong places tbf
Yes, yes I do. I worked for Mcdonalds for a little bit because I fucked up, and just needed money immediately. The assistant manager was younger than myself so I got bossed around by someone who I basically saw as a child.
But it doesn't get to me in this indignant "I'm older than you, and I should be respected!" bullshit way. It's just knowing that person has a better work ethic than I do, is more mature than I am, and just in many ways all around better than I am at a younger age. Like they got life way more, and earlier than I did. That makes me feel like a shit head.
The other thing that depressed me is seeing people out of high school without debt going into universities, and going on their way to success. Whereas I am in massive debt, have a shit GPA that I'm going to have spend a bunch of my own money getting up to reasonable, and that's all just so I can be in the same position I was in when I was 18, more or less.
I don't like it.
>be me
>be kissless virgin at 22
>start learning Arabic to know what ISIS and other terrorist fucks are saying
>get lecherous Arabs hitting on me
>lol
>get marriage proposals
>wtf
/r9k, should I go for it?
>>25527404
Wouldn't you have to like, go native then?
>>25527454
What do you mean by "go native"?
>>25527404
Are they brown and qt?
Who here /severe forward head posture/?
how to fix it?
>>25527284
Yes. I outright lurch.
It doesn't work since the robot is on, but get creative!
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>mfw all these wannabe macho men normies on /fit/ and shit who grow beards and talk about cutting down trees with hand axes and shit who compare themselves to wolves and spartan warriors etc talking about being "alpha" and "motivated" all the time probably don't even know how to do an oil change.
>>25527198
I actually don't.
I can cook and clean but I can't make basic home repairs or fix cars.
>>25527198
Many live with mom and don't even go to the gym. They just juice while camwhoring next to stepdad's Bowflex. I know because I'm friends with them. Some make money this way. Chill out about it.
Is knowing your way to work with cars still attractive to women or is it a meme now?
I'm hungry and have a frozen pizza in the freezer but I can't decide if I should eat it or not. I've made a list of pros and cons but it's a pretty tough decision.
Pros:
It will taste good
I won't be hungry anymore
I have a second frozen pizza that I can eat at a later date
Cons:
It takes a long time to make
I won't have that particular pizza to eat at a later date
I might wake up my landlord.
What should I do?
>>25527136
put pizza in oven
profit
You don't have to babysit the damn thing
Cross that bridge when you come to it
Your landlord is a nigger
>>25527157
I have to preheat the oven first.
>tfw all of your friends have a gf and you're still a virgin
>>25527091
I've had 6+ girls tell me I'm such a good guy and I'll meet someone and they highly doubt I'd be single past the age of 30.
I'm a 22 year old KHV.
One of my good friends, who is similar in appearance to me but less attractive, has been able to cordially fuck 4-5 separate women. I'm still KHV.
Let me tell you, most women are not worth it. No matter how much time and effort you put into it, you always end up with the shortest stick.
>>25527091
>Having friends
Get out norman
>>25527091
My "friends" dumped me as soon as they realized they could get gfs and I couldn't.
who else /miserable/ tonight? my studies are going to shit. I do not have a job. I'm pretty sure I won't be getting a girlfriend anytime soon. I am just insecure as fuck.
work on studies, use them to get job, grillfriend will come once youre a functioning person
How old are you though? It might be a cool ride for u if u better urself
faggot
I just accepted I'm a failure.
What are my chances as a 5'8 manlet getting with girls like these in Asia. Literally perfection in my eyes.
>>25526878
i dunno about "perfection" but she is most qt yes.
how can she be perfect when i'm already perfect?
>>25526878
Be a /fa/ skelly and save money until you can afford some plastic surgery.
>>25526961
:) u not a gril i guess?
>>25527058
am not that ugly, just having problems with my height
