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3:00 (3 AM) here, I'll go on a nightwalk now, as a robot it is something very special to me. I will also post some pics.
So uhm... Nightwalking thread.
>>25527274
Yes!
I wish I could nightwalk but my mom and sis wouldn't get their beauty sleep.
>>25527274
You in Germany mate?
Who /nightdrive/ here? I'd walk but it's cold as hell and sidewalks are covered with snow and ice.
Evening, wagey!
Did you just get home from work? Oh my, but don't you get off at 5? Poor wagey, the commute must have been simply awful!
Stopping in to laugh at us failures to society, before heading off to bed, huh? Well, make sure you think of us poor useless NEETs, in our homes, comfy in our beds when you get up in a few hours to start your long daily drive!
>>25527109
I have a ten minute commute.
Kek brilliant
>>25527109
>TFW wagie
>TFW still at work, posting from break
>Not getting out till midnight est.
Kill me original comment pl0x
ITT you prove to everyone else that you're not a normie. Bonus for undeniable photographic proof
>>25528610
I have a girlfriend with whom I have frequent sex with, friends whose company I enjoy, a full time job that pays a living wage, parents that love me, and a home I'm happy to be living in
I am a normie actually I just come here to learn what NOT to do
i finally did clean it though
Who /music/ here? Music always seems to put me in a better mood. Especially pic related. Post music
What is your opinion on Toh Kay?
>>25526009
no wonder you're a lonely virgin... you listen to ska
Literally can't stop listening to this album desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqtj7AayWM
So robots, why not get a fat and/or ugly practise gf? She'll be easy to pick up due to her low self esteem and you can experience what a relationship is like until you have enough points to trade her in for someone better. You can't lose! It also might be your only chance to take a girls virginity. Get out there and start sleazing those fatties, I believe in you
>>25528285
omg all of my tendies for Limited Edition Rare Sachie GF
Poor little fembot, so distraught
She gave up her hymen, and for naught
She thought their love would last til the end -
Turns out she was just a PRACTICE GIRLFRIEND
>>25528591
that was beautiful. nobody will take her memes away.
And your excuse is?
>>25526424
bump a rump a bump ram a looma aa bump ram roo
>>25526709
booooooooomup
stop dat shit
> 5 chapters in a day
I remember when liking comic books and anime and star treks and star wars and shit got you ostracized and beat up and fucking condemned to wizardry
what the fuck happened
Follow the money. It smells like cocaine.
Normies didn't take your MTG or D&D. Those things will still guarantee your virginity.
>>25526238
the same thing that happens to any counter-culture in a capitalist society; it got monetized.
>tfw your camera folder on your phone is nothing but pictures of your cat
I feel ya senpai
>>25525214
cute kitty
what's their name?
>>25525156
Tfw it's the only pussy your camera will ever record
Which fictional character do you relate to the most?
>>25521571
inb4 Sheldon from big bang theory
Yup, this is as close as I can think of.
>tfw even my name is Mark
how often do you use Internet memes or lingo in real life?
>>25519994
sometimes I'll say
>implying
without realising it, and then feel a bit weird even though no one noticed it or saw it as strange
Never.
I don't talk to people. Even if I did I wouldn't want to associate myself with 'le dank memes'. Internet culture is cancer.
>>25519994
Very often
I wear a fedora and trenchcoat in public
I hate all vegans
Why? Its pretty admirable to renounce eating other creatures. If I could I would.
>>25516858
Are you a pussy?
>>25516824
I'm a vegan and I really don't give a shit about animals. I just do it for health reasons. Ama
There are "people" on this board right now who unironically call themselves introverts yet they will simultaneously cry and complain about
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw nobody likes me
>tfw im such a loser xd
You're not an introvert. You're an extrovert and you're a fucking normie.
Get off this board.
>>25529134
Babby's first introvert hate thread and he doesn't understand what "introvert" means.
Here's your (You), by the way.
>>25529134
>/r9k/ is my autistic safe space where le normies and roasties can't trigger me
No you fuck off, newfag.
/r9k/ was never a playground for spergs and covert narcissists to wallow in their own self pity.
>>25529134
but I am not introverted. I am ambivert actually.
Does anybody else really feel like a piping hot pepperoni pizza right about now?
I'm not sure why, but I feel a need to visit my local Pizza Hut and ask one of their terrific kitchen staff to prepare me a gourmet pizza from their wide and delectable selection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
>>25528920
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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
FUCKING
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
FUCKING CUNTING
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>>25528920
>not little caesers.
so i picked mushroom in the wood today and cooked it with some brown rice + salt.. i'm about to eat it
i'll keep you posted
good luck not dying
RlP
That's probably a good idea.
PLEASE ROBOTS CONVINCE ME NOT TO ASK THIS GIRL OUT. I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. REDPILL ME ON WOMEN AND HOW HORRIBLE THEY ARE. I DONT WANNA ASK HER OUT BUT EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS TELLING ME DO IT.
>>25528833
stop being a fucking pussy and do it , OP
Ask her out. She'll say no. Voila, you're redpilled on women.
>>25528833
don't do it
she's a roastie
a cunt
imagine her devouring 50 liters of chad cum
cause thats what she does
and will do if you become her bf
plus fuck off from this board
