>Just got on my lunch break
>Smoked way too much weed
>Really high
>Don't know what to do
I think I'm about to lose my job.
being high at work is a waste of weed imo desu senpai
i want to enjoy it, not spend time worrying if people can tell i'm high
>>25523763
I just wanted to try it once so I put a bit of dabs on my car lighter and it got me way too fucking high. My break is over soon. I'm so fucked.
>>25523979
You were dabbing on a work break???
That's just plain retarded. I'm sorry OP. But you should be smart enough to know which environments are drug-friendly and which ones aren't.
You know what to do robots. Only an AI can judge your uglyness objectively.
>https://faces.ethz.ch/
I got hot
As expected from the autism god
Was being hot part of your plan?
Who here /pushedpeopleaway/?
>dozen friends irl and online
>friends really like me and always call me wanting to hang out/chat
>become miserable completely arbitrarily
>gradually decline more and more
>everything around me looks like shit
>lost all friends over the course of 5 years and now lonely + miserable
End my suffering, brothers.
>>25523573
Are you me? Because I suck as a person.
I know that feel. Everyone has stopped chatting with me. I know it's my fault, in part, for being sad so constantly.
>>25523625
I don't suck more than the average person, but I still feel like I suck.
>Parents split up at a young age, still recall parents arguing over who would get me because neither wanted me
>Girls would run away from me in primary school
>In late primary school a popular chad kid made a girl pretend to like me but she couldn't stick it
>One good friend in primary school, another loser like me
>Literally the only semi-talent I have is drawing, everyone thinks I'm great
>Parents...
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There are lots of bad moments in people's lives, do you want them to be the sum of you?
>>25523843
What fagotry is this
>>25523900
>Misery loves company.
You don't have to like it, but you don't have to be a piece of shit. It won't actually make your life better.
Vape Edition
>>25523402
probably still gets more pussy than you OP
>>25523427
butthurt vapist detected
>>25523454
I don't smoke, vape or drink. No toxins for me thankyou.
What's the last thing you ate?
pic related
a frozen meal
IF YOU LITERALLY CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST THING YOU ATE YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS POST
>>25523375
>All those carbs
Then again I'm not much better off.
>transferred school last September
>been single since fall semester
>finally got a BF at a new years party
>hes cute and loving
>just had sex for the first time
>hes dick is literally like barley over 5 inches
Just fuck my life up fAm
>>25523355
>>>/trash/
saged, do the same lads
shoo shoo roast beef
Fuck off u fucking fuck. Fuck.
>>barley
You got fucked by some 5" barley? You dirty farm slut, old mcdonald would like to have a word with you on his combine harvester.
i made oneitis angry with me, i'm scared of losing her robots
what do?
>>25523325
What do you mean by "losing her"? A-are you together? By together i mean: do you fuck exclusively each other?
not enough info, anon, need the full context to know, you fuck
>>25523325
You rejoice because you are free.
>tfw i didn't start masturbating back in the day until I was almost 17 years old
Who /missed out on their teen years/ here?
>tfw started jacking off when I was in 5th grade
I didn't have my first orgasm until I was 13, though
>tfw dad used to masturbate in front of me when i was very young
>tfw figured it out by the time i was like 8
i lead a charmed life
>>25523359
Same. Started when I was about 10 or so, but just shot blanks until I hit puberty
I KNOW YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW FEMBOT WHY WON'T YOU RESPOND TO ME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25525331
probably cus you're insufferable
>>25525331
I KNEW LETTING YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY HEART WAS A BAD IDEA
Fuck you you're making the beta orbiter problem worse
All I've proved by going on this board is that being a female gets you insta (you)s, and there'll always be betas and white knights to defend the people rightfully saying "shoo roastie scum". even mystery.jpg gets a ton of replies and orbiters and she's a 3/10
I want to try cigarettes, but which should i buy?
>>25523298
doesnt matter, they all kill you the same
lucky strike brown's if you're in europe.
marlboro lights if you're in america. it's your first cigarette, after all.
though there's hardly a point in picking up smoking.
You're a moron, most other drugs are easier to quit than tobacco.
Assuming you have the ability to hold a conversation with girls:
To get into their pants, is it a good strategy to treat them like children and show them no undeserved respect?
If you're not Chad, how to gauge the level of kindness to not revolt them, though?
I think the best strategy is treat them SOMETIMES as sexual objects.
>>25523305
which times are those?
>>25523228
>"it's so big"
>"haha"
What the fuck dude
/fit/ board is a great example of how pathetic a normie life is.
Most normies struggle to get laid which is why they become obsessed with obtaining wealth or becoming fit just to get some used up cunt.
At the end of the day they are putting in so much work into getting meaningless sex with slutty women.
It does not pay for them and it never will.
Because your NEET life is filled with adventure and hot women?
>>25523267
No, but at least a NEET isn't a hamster running on a wheel designed to benefit women and government his entire life.
MGTOW, OP. Best line of thinking. The game is broken and decidedly anti-male. Marriage is a scam, the dating system is extremely rigged in favor of women, and society doesn't give a single fuck about the suffering of young males. Yet people still act surprised when another young male decides to join Elliot Rodgers in Valhala.
>>25523338
or maybe your life is shit because you're a crying little piece of shit and that's way no female ever wanted to fuck you
Are gays just ahead of curve /r9k/? Maybe they are not penis obsessed degenerates?
Maybe their smart enough to get out of the game of chasing vaginas?
Think about it
>Doesnt do boring stuff with girl, hangs with a "bud" and plays video games
>Don't have to put a guy on pedestal
>Very easy to get sex, even ugly guys are appreciated
>Don't even have to do gay acts if you're a top
>Just...
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Guys are superior romantic companions. There's no guess work involved since they're also a guy. It's like having a best friend who is also your love interest.
>>25523340
exactly.
i'm seriously thinking of "coming out" and just finding a cool guy to play video games with and will occasionally suck my dick.
But I dont know how I would really feel about that. Maybe if I was watching some porn it would be ok. But I got to imagine oral sex from a dude isn't that cringeworthy. Everything else is out though.
I think finding a homo under those terms wouldnt be hard.
Then its fuck u to all women. I'm out of the game.
>>25523174
>pic related - its a trap
Hell no, that can't be a man.
What are you actively doing to get a gf this year?
Nothing, I'm not a fan of fruitless endeavors
>>25524310
Lol I'm 5' and earn $150k but she still probs won't date me no lol I made myself sad
>>25524462
5'?
You got a boyfriend?