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How do I achieve a sense of purpose?
become a dad
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do art
>meet girl
>dyed hair
>piercings
>memer
>looks like a tumblrina special snowflake
>turns out she thinks tumblrinas are retarded
>supports trump
>came from a family where the dad would make fun of her small tits
>her parents are swingers
Should I ask her out /r9k/?
>>25520741
Low self esteem whore detected.
Fuck her then dump her.
Sounds like an insane person.
She sounds retarded you two would be cute together
Why do you care about women anyway?
>>25520723
I have a penis and get horny sometimes. Any other questions?
>>25520723
If I'm being honest with myself? Probably validation or something.
my fucking lizard brain tells me to
http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php
>2.9 primary
>4.1 secondary
>tfw I wish I got a higher score for psychopathy
>tfw at the same time I see psychopathy as weak and ignorant.
>>25520646
>psychopathy as weak and ignorant.
Are you retarded?
>>25520794
>are
stopped reading there
>4 primary
>3.9 secondary
ok then
I'm ordering a fleshlight online. What's should I order with it as a "cover package"? Basically so that if I don't get to the package first I can tell them "Oh it's just the ____ I ordered".
An actual flashlight
dragon dildono surprise this comment wasn't original
>>25520435
Do you live with your parents?
Just tell them it's a video game or a new controller or something.
If it's just roommates, tell them to mind their own fucking business.
It's this thread again. Please suggest me some robot movies.
Hard mode (I guess): made in 2000's with only young robots and their oneitis, like The art of getting by or Youth in revolt
I must write something original.
>>25520363
30 days of summer is about a robot guy chasing a oneitis who barely likes him.
Fight club is pretty good
Can we just get a depression/feels thread?
How dogshit has your day been?
Have you been getting help/taking meds? Has it helped?
When/how do you think things might get better?
>didn't do anything during holidays
>usually enjoy doing nothing but now I just feel empty
>going back to work has been hell
>realize again that I'm too afraid to be myself because people around me have expectations of me and will mock me if I defy them
>keeping up shell of who I used to be until there is a way out of all of this
>no way out in sight
>not making progress in therapy for OCD either
>>25520360
Bump
blxoloxlboxlboxlboxblxolbxoblxobxlob
>>25521167
Thanks friend but no point I guess.
Maybe I should have posted about practice gfs or something.
>>25521205
i want to see this thread grow
also im not really depressed, just missing somebody right now.
>>>/qa/399863
People want to turn /r9k/ into a blue safe for work board. What the fuck? Why? There's literally no upside. Only improvement to the board is removing the robot again, that was a mistake re-enabling.
>>25520339
selfbumping, shit
I like red r9k. I hate blue r9k.
>>25520611
I don't want to put spoilers on my lewd shit
The idea of sex has become a nightmare for me, and I need to fix myself to enjoy a good sex life. I'm a relatively attractive guy and getting a girl into bed isn't particularly challenging, but the sex absolutely is. Here are my list of problems:
>I can't get comfortable with new girls (casual sex)
>I can't get hard unless I've been drinking
>If I do get hard, I'll usually cum super quick unless I've been drinking and I've jerked off beforehand
>I have a terrible sex drive. Every girl I've been with wants to fuck all the time, meanwhile I can only enjoy one fuck per day.
>I repeat, sex while sober is impossible for me. I can't concentrate, I lose my erection, I cum to quick, I become disinterested
>Always get very nervous
>Always think I'm gonna fuck it up (and I do)
The only times I've had good sex is when I'm drunk or relatively high, otherwise it's lame as shit for both of us. I don't know what to do. Sometimes I'll be enough of a beta to tell a girl that I honestly just want to sleep and not have sex. How the fuck do I fix my sex life?
You're probably gay.
>>25520313
>has no problem getting women
>expects sympathy
well fuck your shit too buddy
>>25520313
You need to find a girl you truly like and feel comfortable with. Practice with her until sex is no longer this insurmountable spooky task. Then eventually you will be able to sex easily
What helps you guys with anxiety?
>>25520294
Reciting the alcoholics anonymous pledge
>>25520294
Staying home
u just need 2 b urself
>yfw onii san catches you being kawaii
>>25520291
Why is that gook dressed as a slav?
>>25520733
His family probably drives him crazy trying to be so kawaii all the time. He probably spends his free time drinking the pain away and wishing to be normal.
>>25520733
The Japanese hate Russians; he hates the Japanese.
Ask the soon-to-be mother of mulatto twin girls anything.
>obvious b8
Saged, reported, hidden.
>>25520263
Why are you here baiting in /r9k/ and not getting gangbanged by negros in a back alley?
>>25520322
I'm not even baiting.
>be me
>drank 2 arizona teas in a row
>ate flaming hot cheetos
>only 115 pounds
On my way to being fat, anyone else?
I will literally rape you if you complain again
>>25520245
hahahhaha if you think that's fat
I just binged on a whole box of donuts and 2 bags of takis
I hope I die from a heart attack soon
>>25520326
I'm jealous as fuck anon. All I ate today is Greek Yogurt and one piece of Turkey.
>just now pulled up to a fast food burger place
>placed my order and pulled around to pay
>gave my money to the lady
>as I'm waiting for my change some mid 20s Chad wearing avaitor sunglasses walks up to my window and tells me to roll it down
> as he's flexing his muscles he says to me, "son, don't ever tear through a parking lot like that again."
>have no fucking idea what he's talking about so just say "yes sir"
>he stares at me for a minute then walks away back to his minivan and drives away
> the lady gives me my change while staring at the guy in the mini van
I have no fucking idea what just happened, someone please help me understand. I was driving a little fast but not like a blurring speed. I've never met that guy in my life. Was he just trying to assure his dominance?
>>25520227
Jesus dude, you could have not acted like a cuck and told him to fuck off, nice and simple.
What the fuck would he have done about it? Try to open your car door and drag you out?
Yes. You should have just told him to fuck off and if he didn't, just punch him in the jaw.
If the lady saw that you would have gotten a gf but alas you blew it.
>>25520227
You made the right choice OP, it could've been an off duty cop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rpxWI00w4
i will kill myself it anime becomes mainstream because of this guy
Do you seriously think anime isn't already mainstream??
what eastern influence is more mainstream than anime?
>>25520260
its not and dbz doesn't count
