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>been talking a lot with girl
>already met with her in the past so she knows what I look like
>talk on phone sometimes
>we just talked for 4 hours on the phone on new years from 1am to 5am till we fell asleep
>generally opening up to each other about random things
>we'll just message each other out of the blue about the most random things because we want to talk and we';ll talk for hours even on the phone
>tell her I want to meet up with her during eater holidays
>she says that would be really nice, she'll show me around her city and that really shitty nightclub she jokes about
>fairly certain we both like each other, remember when we were working at the same place for a couple weeks (she was on work experience) we would keep exchanging glances across the room at each other but could never find the time during job to actually talk to her until right when she was going to leave
>just outright told her I wish we had the chance to know each other better before she had to leave and she agreed
>she started to put x on the end of goodnight messages now
>keep thinking I am way too ugly for her
>hardcore putting her on the pedestal
>but maybe she is doing that to me as well
Is sex guaranteed? Or even better, a LDR?
Every time we talk it's like some drug and I wait for the next hit, it's really fucking bad but at the same time when I think about her and then I get a message from her it's like the best thing ever.
is there a way to actually confirm she likes me? I know there's some of you on here that know how LDRs work.
>talking to a chick for 4 hours straight
friend zone level: over 9000
I am sure she likes you alot even tough you might be ugly, good luck out there anon.
>>25516227
shh... shhh.... dont ruin it
>>25516324
You are cruel.
>muted for two seconds because robot
Holy fucking shit just kill me already
I'm failing literally everything in college, after already failing a year
I really wish I'd get into an accident and die at this point, there is no way I'll do better for the second semester and the only thing left I'll have if I fail will be to get to manual work with minimum wage pay
I'm failing everyone who has any hope left for me
please pray that I die
OP I failed my first year and I'm going into my second it's not that bad
>>25516153
Just don't get high every day
Are you failing because you can't do the work or because you don't budget enough time? I fail because of the latter reason, slowly trying to improve myself not that I'm actually taking courses relevant to my major. My uni literally has these little prison-cell-study-rooms you can reserve for yourself, I've taken to locking myself in them to do my work or I just jack off on /r9k/ all day and fail
I AM BACK,ALIVE,WITH A STILL BEATING HEART.
TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TALK,ADD ME ON "APERSONALFRIEND" BUT MAKE SURE IT'S NOT IN CAPS.
I WILL BE THERE.
ITT:POST CATS ^_^
CATS CATS CATS ROBOTS LOVE CATS!
cats are such ugly creatures
>>25516172
Robots love cats. But if they had dogs they might learn to become real men.
Cats are for women and Chinese restaurants.
>dad watching sport where the athletes are my age
>comments on how they are successful athletes and I'm nothing
>tfw my dad is disappointed as fuck in me
can anyone else relate? it feels like shit
>>25515830
I feel like that's how my whole family think about me. My older brother is athletic, good looking. Then my oldest brother just joined the army. I'm just the ugly, future dropout shut in
i don't know my father
>>25515830
What do you care? Your dads a delusional fool who thinks ace genetics isnt the reason for pro athletes.
> LOLOLOL I LOVE THC 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
> I LOVE THC
> THC
> TFW when you haven't even taken organic chemistry, but you want to act smart to not appear as a deadbeat to society.
>>25515717
is that a didgeridoo or a bong?
tetrahydrocannibinol
True shit OP
The best you can do is acknowledge that you're an idiot, that you like getting high, and that you don't care whether or not others look down on you for this
Anything else is just grasping for approval that isn't there
Gotta cut ties when they're not even real u kno what I mean?
Normies are actually defending this image
It's not like they chopped the cats arm off for the girl.
So what's wrong with it then?
I don't see anything wrong with this, sorry
>>25515703
That's exactly what happened.
The fat cats are quite happy to pay the bare minimum legally required whilst they take in all the profits to afford their exotic cars, posh hotels every week and the most expensive hookers.
Why are you working? Let the fat cats pay your neetbux instead and you'll have all the time in the world.
Because its more fun to be a fat cat than a NEET.
>>25515649
The only thing making that so comfy is the blue glow from the PS4. Most NEETs could afford a PS4. Living in the city seems shitty and noisy.
>>25515706
But I have a PS4.
I'm going to go brush my teeth Robots. Make sure you do the same at some point today, got it?
>>25515418
Yes daddy
Honestly I fucking need to make a habit of this, fuck me and my rotting teeth.
Why they're already fucked beyond repair
Decided to look at my 11 year old sisters group text on our computer and found out they all talk about dick together
Should I be surprised or care at all? What should I do about it?
>>25515389
jesus christ. ELEVEN YEARS OLD?!
this is fake right? op exaggerating stuff?
>>25515389
wtf? Which one is your sister? Are 11 year olds really giving head?
>>25515389
Troll them you pussy 8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0
is it just me or does it seem like they actually kind of like it
No really? Girls like penis?
>>25515355
that smug smile of his in the thumbnail.
I mean, it's no different than a gay guy touching tits or vagina. They aren't allergic to it, they just don't wanna fuck it.
who /anime hipster/ here?
currently watching this obscure series from the 1980s, feelsgoodman. obscure animes are way better than moe or shonen.
>>25515274
Galaxy Express 999 is your freind as well.
>>25515303
never heard of this one, looks interesting though. thanks mate
How the fuck is Maison Ikkoku obscure? You can't really call any Takahashi Rumiko series obscure to be quite honest.
Does anyone else here have a wicked shitty home life?
>parents always wake me up with the smell of nasty food
>they can't just grab cereal and toast they have to burn a shit load of eggs on the stove
>were poor as fuck and live in the coldest climate in the world so our house is like 45 degrees and my feet get numb just touching the floor
>we don't have proper flooring or carpets
>my room is a storage closet because my other room was too cold and full of black mold
>my parents are drunks that are always fight and my mom is a crazy bitch that is mean as fuck
>don't even have a door on my storage closet so all the smells and noise is amplified
>my dad works like 3 to 11 so he wakes me up early and keeps me up at night
>we don't live near anything so I'm pretty much stuck here all day with them
Holy fuck. I actually want to wagecuck because 40 hours a week would be worth not being here anymore but I can't even sleep how the fuck am I supposed to work when I can't sleep. Like they're never not there. They literally wake me up every single day it's a miracle if I can wake up to my own rhythm and shit I think that maybe happened twice in my life?
>work for dad bc 2.8 high school GPA
>alcoholic that shuts your every goal down
>60 hour work weeks
>literally zero time for anything
I need to get the fuck out of here. I can't decide on going into electrical and making 50k for the rest of my life or going the 2 year CC route then transferring to a real school
>>25515380
Electrical. I went the 2 degree route and picked the wrong major now I'm fucked
>>25515226
are you harry potter m8
im gonna make a frozen pizza. feels good man. what are you having for lunch r9k?
>>25514846
Not lunch time yet. Gonna have stir fry though.
Chicken, rice and broccoli
>>25514846
Yea, feels good for about 3 minutes, after that it is only regrets.
Enjoy your cancer fucking retard. You bring tfwnogf upon yourself.
See this girl in your bedroom. What do, r9k?
>>25514759
Tell her to go do some cardio and eat a salad having a BF% of over 9000 can't be healthy
Call green-peace and get my waterhose.
I'd get her to sit on my face
Why would girls care about you if you don't even care about yourselves?
Why do roastie sluts like you try to attention whore on this board like this?
No one cares if a nasty slut like you cares about them, yeastie. Fuck off and stop asking melodramatic questions.
>>25514824
I'm not a girl...fix yourself before you start thinking about other people wanting to be with you.
>>25514875
Don't get buttblasted because you got called out roastie. Answer the question and stop being passive-aggressive and throwing in implied insults at the end of your comments.
Whats your favorite position? Do you like it doggy style? Do you like it when he pulls your hair back when he's behind you?
