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>eating something thats supposed to be soft. a burger, pizza roll etc
>feel a random crunchy part
>he doesnt have crunchy salad in his burgers
kek
>>25510079
>salad
you mean fried onion rings, right?
>>25510051
hate when this happens
When did you realize you were a beautiful person?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBlAScyNks
that facial hair sure isn't beautiful
>>25510031
what motivates women to shave and groom and all that when they dont even think theyre beautiful
there's that, and then there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlTj0A2Pwg
nigga why would you do this
What's the creepiest thing that ever happened to you or someone you know?
>go for a nightwalk around 1:00-1:30 AM
>go out of my house and on the street
>right next to my house there's a car just sitting there with the headlights on
>can't see anybody in the car
>get back home
>no car
saw a (naked?) old man covered in blood run across the road and dash back into the woods
probably just a hillbilly meth head cutting himself up, but i can still picture the scene vividly
>>25509976
>nightwalking
>destination is the park which is across town
>go down this long ass road that'll take you anywhere you need to go in the city
>pass up a car and the headlights suddenly flash behind me
>walk a little faster
>pull up next to me with tinted windows
>window goes down and see middle aged guy holding a pistol
>"hey could you show me where the nearest waffle house" (i think it was WH)
>back up while muttering to just go straight and you'll see it
>"don't be scared, i didn't hear what you said you'll need to get closer"
>decide to book it and cut through Kmart parking lot next to me
>drives infront of my path
>run into a nearby parking garage a block away and hide
>screaming come back here you little shit and other obscene things while I'm ducked off under staircase
I still to this day don't know what he was going to do to me.
Any robots with male pattern baldness and on propecia/finasteride? Is it worth it? Has there been any negative side effects for you?
My hair is beginning to thin at top and my dad has male pattern baldness so I pretty much know Im fucked. And since im a robot I know I wont ever get laid so sexual impotency isnt an issue for me. What does scare me is that there have been guys who have had their endocrine system fucked supposedly by the propecia and some even claiming to lose brain function after getting off the propecia
Fuck I just want to keep my hair. I dont want to start balding at 19.
>>25509859
I took it for 3 days before I stopped. Mainly to see if I would go through with it. In the end my hair was going to go either way I'd rather keep my brain functional to net me cash and keep my liver healthy. If it's happening at 19, you will be bald by your mid twenties and worrying about your hair every waking second.
>20
>half black
>cut my hair my whole life
>finally start growing it out at 19
>handfuls of hair every time I wash it or condition it
im not sure if it's just becuase my hair is shit or if I'm balding
it seems kind of thin in the middle :(
at least I can just shave it and look normal still, sorry about your hair OP
Yeah, Ive been on it a few years no problems.
what agenda is this show trying to push?
not the "short skirt and long jacket" agenda.
I wouldn't know since I couldn't make it past the first episode it was so awful, my gross feminist gf likes it though ):
>>25510094
your gf is craving asian cokc
I think this is it, brobots. I think I'm losing my shit.
My paranoia is increasing with each and every passing day. My overall mental state seems to be deteriorating. Yesterday, I saw someone walking towards me in my peripheral vision. I checked to see who it was and nobody was there. In fact, there was nothing around that was even vaguely human-shaped nor moving.
Sometimes I hear songs like there's an old radio in my head playing very quietly. More often than that, I feel like nothing is real. I know that I'm still me, but the world seems off somehow. I've also noticed that my short-term memory and attention are almost completely shot. I have this fixation that I have some sort of brain eating disease; I even went and got an STD test to make sure my whore of an ex didn't give me fucking syphilis or some shit and everything came back negative.
I've got an aunt with schizophrenia and my mom's bipolar and has had psychotic episodes. Should I say fuck it and just off myself? I don't want to end up living the rest of my life institutionalized.
Go to see a therapist, they might help you
An hero is the only way.
>>25509749
was talking over the phone with a psychiatrist today
they asked me questions about symptoms which are similar to yours (e.g feeling of beign followed etc)
Im going because of increased paranoia/anxiety about health and "OCD"(OCD about body getting better though)
See a psychiatrist as they are doctors who specialise in mental health and get prescribe you a pill which really tackles your condition
You can get a referral from your local GP/Doctor
You may wanna see one that isnt private as they cost a lot more
>NFL and CFP are over
>no playoff for your favorite pro or college team
>season effectively over
>MFW
Fucking sucks. I don't want to watch cuck hoop.
LCS starts soon
>>25511035
Inb4 NA is still shitty as fuck.
>not appreciating all sports except fagdive
YGSIU
Let's pretend you are not an ugly autistic robot.
You are going to college and there is a VERY hot girl (9.5/10) who lives in your dorm.
She has had sex with a nigger before.
After a night of some drinking and teasing you and her in alone in her dorm room together. She comes onto you
1. Would you have sex with her, seeing as though she has taken nigger cock before?
2. Would you consider dating her if she confessed that she is in love with you?
Just stop. don't post any more.
I'd be more concerned about the potential daddy issues. A 9.5/10 bringing dudes back to her dorm room while she's wasted is pretty big red flag. Probably pump and dump the bitch.
the mods are so shit. r9k went to shit when it got the shit hot pockets janny.
deleted my >(you) thread but keeps threads like this up.
and randomly deletes other threads simply because he doesn't like it.
So what kind of OS are you using, Mr. /r9k/? I'm using the best normie OS made by Microsoft. It's perfect for a normie like me. I hope you use a normie OS like me, Mr. /r9k/.
OS X El Capitan
Hate me for it
>>25509373
>botnet 10
>not Windows 7 Ultimate
Pleb as fuck.
>>25509417
Faggot.
Android 5.0.2
PRESSURE.
>>25509332
What do you know about pressure?
PUSHING DOWN ON ME.
PUSHING DOWN ON YOU.
>tfw no cute petite fragile gf to beat the shit out of every time she makes a mistake
>>25509015
this isn't funny or entertaining or edgy, it's try hard bullshit. I wish I could ban you from the site.
lol insecure much?
>>25509042
This, desu senpai. Why would you even post this thread?
We post characters who are literally robots
>>25508762
This squid nigga is one
>implying robots are jelly Tarzans
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Wooords
>search for entry level positions out of uni
>just general office jobs
>MUST HAVE 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A JOB ROBOTS ALL I WANT IS SOME MONEY TO NOT LIVE IN POVERTY
protip
nepotism is the only way to get a a new office job nowadays.
that or look for a startup
>>25508735
lie on your resume
>>25508735
My dad constantly complains about this sort of thing because he helps his company hire.
Basically, he says college degrees are shite and that professors teach nothing practical, so he looks for people that have actually gained work experience first.
This knowledge is why I am instead joining military to get work experience and respect.
Im 6'2 and 210 lbs. How fat am I? Male obvs
Overweight closer to the high end.
Is that you in the picture? You don't look 210. You don't look male, either.
I mean..I think you should know how fat you are just by looking in the mirror. I'm the same height so I'd say youre probably fat.
>can technically fight as "light heavyweight" weight class tho so that's cool
You have one minute to be as obnoxious as humanly possible.
Record it and upload it to Vocaroo, then post results. Rate others' attempts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cxv7ugTodj
>>25508558
inb4 someone rip a minute of eggman talking and upload it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SxpRVdQ3f
is this annoying enough
>>25508790
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
Is that the joke?
