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How do I deal with intrusive thoughts?
I'm gonna cry
>>25508504
rationalize those thoughts.
You have to distract yourself for the rest of your life.
Works 4 me.
Act on them
>be me
>get my first gf
>she's dumb as shit but we click
>talk hours on end
>she cheats I break up
>get new gf
>smart as fuck and is qt
>feel empty cuz we don't click as much
>don't miss the dumb bitch
>instead miss the feeling of being so fucking comfortable talking to someone
>used to talk about everything and anything until we fell asleep
>now I'm lucky if I talked for 30 minutes with this new girl
How do I get rid of this feeling mane? I should be feeling happy that i have a gf but this emptiness is eating me alive.
it seems you connect well with retards. have you tried not being retarded?
>>25508453
No why do you think am posting this
>>25508426
Time is a key factor here.
How long since the first breakup?
How long have you and the new one been together?
>tfw the crushing weight of my loneliness has gotten worse over the past few days
We're here for you anon
Let's be alone together
Same. It's gotten really bad
you'll get numb to it again in a little while, anon
>According to the Kinsey Institute, average frequency of sexual intercourse in US is 112 times per year (age 18-29)
How does this make you feel?
That means that there are a few people having sex constantly and many people having sex not at all.
>>25508341
Just doing my part to help drive that average down senpai.
So that means when a girl says she's only been with one guy, she means she's been with the same guy 112 times on average.
Katya Appreciation Thread
>>25508191
Finally a good thread in all this shitposting
I gotcha bro
>>25508241
Cute Katya!
>>25508507
Yes, original katya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iogpZHkfN2I
>>25508147
I can't watch it again. Why don't more millionaires fight to save all the poor animals!?
>>25508166
>tfw always wanted to catch a dog abuser in the act
>tfw 6ft3 97kg and gym 6 days a week
>tfe i would literally rip apart the fucking freak and gladly serve time behind bars
>>25508147
Fuck man. Are we in hell?
Like seriously, the fact that a creature can be tormented to the point where it can't trust love and effection and instead withers in terror at the prospect of being tourtured again makes me so pissed. If there's a god I want nothing to do with that fuck for creating such a fucked up machine like this universe.
Maybe this is hell and part of the trick is that you never quite know you're there. You can always picture something worse, and the pain is one of the only real things that exist. Also, consider the fact that since this reality exists, it has the potential to exist again, and again. When you also consider the fact that what makes you, YOU is a combo of your past experiences, and dna, then you come to the conclusion that you can not exist outside of this place because you'd have different experiences = different you in the end. So this is it...forever.
If there's a god I'm teaming up with the devil and taking the fucker down.
>have to walk 20 minutes to a crowded gym full of dudebros and normies because dad is too selfish to get a powerrack in a house with FIVE fucking floors and tons of empty rooms, even if we save money in the long run
retarded dads general I guess
>"It's way too cold here"
>stable 20 degrees celcius, and instead of just putting on one of the dozens of sweaters, he turns the heater up
My father isn't a bad person, he's just really stupid and basically breathes hypocrisy on top of that.
>>25508069
fuck off, fucking faggot
>>25508069
fuck the power rack bro. Just get these stands, learn how to fail squats, and you should be fine. You can basically do all lifts from this.
http://www.amazon.com/Yaheetech-Adjustable-Standard-Stands-Barbell/dp/B00SAMB0YK/ref=sr_1_4?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1451980505&sr=1-4&keywords=squat+stand
80 dollars, cheap as shit
Hey /r9k/! Lets have a Rose thread shall we?
I don't think so rosecuck.
>be ashleycuck
>see superior waifu thread
>get jelly
>be jelly
>post thrashley goblin
>I sure showed him.mkv
>go back to cockville jones
>wank myself to sleep
>>25508057
How does it feel to be a failed /rose/
>4chan BTFO
I just watched this. Love viper
link pl0z
https://youtu.be/dHSRtYkeoYE
Roasties getting toasty when based Milo BTFO. 2016 is the year of the feminist collapse
https://youtu.be/YmSxJvvAA-k
>>25507888
Nobody checked my trips
>>25507888
>10/10 this gave me an erection.
That guy doesn't look that old but he has grey hair.
I was thinking of my suicide note to be lyrics to a song thats very close to me
remember the flowers you picked when we crossed over madison? you were so sure you found yourself that you branded it into an oak- the one you swore reached through the sky and swallowed the city line. you had yet to hit twenty-three (an age that would swallow you).
Do you think this will be good?
nah that's cringy
just give closure to people you care about and tell them it's not their fault
>>25507825
i don't know but i imagined some emo boy writing these lyrics about a girl and it made me feel.
>>25507825
I wouldn't sweat it. Once you're dead, you won't care what your note said.
Actually, suicide notes always seemed silly to me. Anyone who finds your corpse is just going to read what they want into the words you left, so why leave any? Make it more of a mystery for them, so they spend the rest of their days wondering 'why didn't he leave a note'.
If an able-bodied man wants to die and has the money to pay for it, why shouldn't a doctor be able to put him down?
>>25507733
>having another man do your job for you
>>25507733
Not the doctor's job, shouldn't be either. Still, we should make a profession out of it.
>>25507756
Nobody can force the doctor to perform that service, obviously.
Does anyone else have parents who love to shame and guilt-trip their children?
I've got a cold today and asked my dad if he can drive me down to mcdonalds because I haven't eaten. (it's a 3 minute drive). His reply is that he would physically walk down and buy me food but and I quote he said he "May not make it back" because he has a stomach bug and wasn't feeling good. I then suggested if I can borrow his car to drive myself down and he screamed "NO I'M WALKING DOWN". I went into my room and closed my door and he asked through the door "What do you want?" I said forget about it, he then replied "Don't be an asshole".
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I'd bet everyone with single mothers experiences this. Women aren't capable of actually punishing or reinforcing positive behavior so this kind of thing happens all the time.
>>25507805
True that. I think what disturbed me the most is how catty and effeminate his reaction was.
>>25507732
Yea I guess in his mind he's just trying to teach you something or make you feel bad on purpose while still showing he cares about you. It's childish honestly but I don't think he realizes it it's not gonna change until he realizes it and he's not gonna realize it until something happens I suggest moving away for a lil
>robots constantly whine about how lonely they are
>someone makes a thread to help robots connect
>"REEEEE GO BACK TO /SOC/ REEEEEEEEEEE"
>>25507618
This.
Upvoted!
>>25507618
>>25507626
>Trying to get a bunch of anxious antisocial neets to cooperate in a thread and "connect" with each other.
get fuckin real m8
Robots don't whine about how lonely they are. You're thinking about failed/wannabe normies. The same normies who start omegle, skype, meetup, and ideal girlfriend.
Why do niggers think they can be robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlTj0A2Pwg
I'm more of a robot than you'll ever be.
The dislike ratio is %6000:%8000.....
Try again....
>>25507466
They're talking about tyrones.
