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>playing CSGO just now
>stupid faggot wagey that called in sick pretending to be a NEET spouts memes and uses meme arrows on CSGO
>call him a stupid wagey, remind him of another day another dollar and drop a 40 bomb
wow I bet you use AWP fucking faggot
doing great things anon, I'm proud of you. don't forget to tell mommy to stop by your local sandwich artist on her way home!
>wasting your time playing CoD
Just lmao
who/autistic shoes/here
i spend 230 cad on pic related
>>25511960
>autistic
>implying I have options
>implying my feet arent huge
>>25512003
This.
I can't buy trendy shoes because huge feet only autistic racing shoes.
>implying they aren't comfy af tho
Maybe it's because I'm not a teenager anymore, but I don't under why all you guys ever talk about is
>manlets
>having sex
>"roasties"
>hating niggers
I guess I'm not a real robot. I feel like there are worse problems in life and I just can't bring myself to obsess over sex sex sex sex and more sex. Sex is fine, but there's more to life than that.
I guess the better question is, why does /r9k/ obsess over girls?
Tell me a single more important thing in life than sex and relationships.
If you're going to say something about existentialism dont even bother.
>>25511881
failed normie as fuck go back to facebook
Are you a loser? Do you like memes?
Fear not
tinychat /r9one is here
what happened to him
this comment is origianl
>>25511857
Its what happens when you drink too much and play pokemon games
We have cute sluts too
>order souvlaki
>delivery guy gets here
>"it's 4.70"
>give him a 5
>looks at me waiting
>look back at him waiting for change
>gives me my change
>bye
>then it hits me, he wanted a tip, and I would give it to him idgaf it just didn't cross my mind
>tfw autistic
>delivery guy arrives with pizza
>thats 10 bucks
>hand him a bill of 10
>he thanks me and is about to leave
>h-hold up, I've g-got some...
>hands are shaking
>try to get out a 1 euro coin
>spill half the contents of my wallets down
>panick a bit and crouch down to pick them up
>no wait it would be better if I gave him the tip first
>hand him the coin
>he smiles and thanks me
>helps me pick up the rest
>apologize and thank him
>close the door
>tie a noose
should have given him 6 dollars and said keep the change
>>25511804
>delivery drivers actually stand there and wait expecting a tip.
Fuck these kind of delivery people. They can at least pull out the change, count it out then try handing it to them. Most people usually grab it, look through then give the tip.
Robots how do you stay focused while trying to do work/school, I have 5 hours to do a shit ton of work that I need done very badly but I just cannot be bothered to do it.
>>25511774
Would also like to know
>>25511774
3+7+2+00+0
10+2+00+0
12+00+0
12000 is the answer to this question
Please share ideas for your depressed brethren
>live with parents
>drink ouzo in my room every night
>need to get hammered to fall asleep
>if parents found out they'd kick me out/make me find a job
>get drunk almost every night
>liquor makes me need to pee
>seriously considering using pissbottles rather than walking to the bathroom so i dont wake my parents up
How far gone am I, /r9k/? It's 6 am, i need to piss, i'm hammered, and my bro needs to get up for school in an hour. Should I /pissbottle/?
Wear I diaper and piss in your pants
>>25511695
That doesn't solve my problem. I'd still have to change my dipey.
Ouzo is really good mixed with orange juice like a screwdriver. It makes me think of this kind of ice cream called tiger flavour which I think maybe is just a Canadian thing, but its licorice and orange ice cream.
>tfw you realize nobody but your cat really likes you
dont feed your cat and see how much it actually likes you
Give your cat away and get a real dog faglord
You're nothing but a meal ticket to your cat.
>claims to be depressed
>feels like watching and is enjoying TV shows and films
>feels like listening to music
>feels like posting inane things online and arguing about pointless stuff
What's the next disease people will abuse to make themselves feel special or use it as an excuse? So far there's depression, there was OCD, there's autism. Is schizophrenia going to be the next thing? "lol i'm so schizophrenic i didn't mean to be late, it's just that time".
I'm not saying that you're wrong, but depression isn't a list of symptoms. It presents itself differently in different people.
But yeah I didn't feel like doing anything at my lowest point. Couldn't even turn the TV on.
Enough people use "schizophernia" to "be more interesting". Alot attentionwhores do it here
>>25511579
Fucks over people like me with actual depression and not just being lazy. I can't enjoy anything anymore, no motivation for anything, every day feels worse and worse. No pills work either.
>Went in for a job interview yesterday
>Interviewer is female, mid 30s attractive
>Not gonna lie a little bit nervous
>I think to myself just gotta follow the three rules:
>disarm her, charm her, don't alarm her.
>Step 1 is disarming her so to make her feel comfortable I ask for a glass of water
>I usually do this at interviews because it makes me look comfortable with the whole office environment.
>She says sure, leaves and comes back with a cup of water for me.
>I take it but notice I'm trembling a bit, worried she notices too especially when I take a sip
>Have to charm her now
>Thinking on my feet I say, "Your water is really sweet." I almost say "like you" but stop mid sentence when I realize I don't want to alarm her in any way.
>She says thanks and smiles, the charming must have worked.
>All that's left to do now is not alarm her.
>I'm nervous so its hard though, I keep doing big gestures with my hands when I talk. I'm worried it might be too much.
>I quickly grab my water, and take a sip to look natural.
>On my way to put the cup back on the table I hit it against the table and spill it all over my lap.
>Oh mother f.
>She gets up to get paper towels
>My mind is racing now so I try to laugh it off
>smile and say "that's life"
>"No kidding." She responds and hands me the towels.
> Later on she asks me what my greatest weakness is.
> I point to my crotch and say "water"
> she doesn't smile, and now I realize I'm pointing at my crotch so to not alarm her I say "Without it I would die."
>Not even a smile.
> On my way out I had to walk in front of everyone looking like I peed my pants
>Think I got the job?
Ha-ha this can't be real, you sir are incompetent
Damn dude, you overthink shit way to much. Good luck on your next interview, and try not to act like an autist.
>Think I got the job?
lol no
Where are you from robots?
http://strawpoll.me/6455840
If your country isn't listed, choose the closest group and call me a faggot for not posting your country
What about Mexico? Hispanic people aren't the same
I'm really just trying to see how many indians we have here.
How does this make you feeI? xz
like some retard clown entertaining mongoloids
like i'm on reddit
It enrages me that you shit my board up with reddit.
> tfw someone asks what your hobbies are.
What shit do you make up? I say whatever I think they want to hear.
> big hunting family so announce I'm into shoots.
> invited on a shoot.
> turn phone off for the next week.
>>25511333
>Camping
>Reading
>Computers
None of these are true, obviously. What am I supposed to say, anime, video games, and porn? They would just hate me even more than they already do.
People only asked me that in high school. I told them I watch tv and play video games. What do you feel you have to prove to anyone else? They can fuck themselves.
>>25511333
Reading, replying, and hitting 'Post'.
It is 9 degrees Fahrenheit outside
Tfw 282 kelvin
Use kelvin like any other country in the world
Fucking ameriblubber
>>25511255
7 degrees Fahrenheit here m8
Why do men think about other girls (not in porn) sexually when they love their gf? Shouldn't they only care about their gf?
>Why do women think about other guys (not in porn) sexually when they love their bf? Shouldn't they only care about their bf?
>>25511245
Content is here
because there's enough love to go around
