Would you date a girl who was a burn victim?
sure she's qt niggertits
>>25511600
Would you, anon?
A practice gf, sure
In these last moments of robothood I'd like to thank you all for everything you've done for me. I'll be thinking fondly of you while I'm banging stacies.
Drink green tea or buy L-Theanine supplements at a local pharmacy and eat those to nullify the jitters, hopefully counteracting any anxiety or moodswings. Also 5-HTP to lessen the effects of neurotoxixicity.
Godspeed anon.
>>25511562
Just remember that deep down you are broken and nothing can ever fix you.
Welcome to sexland! Enjoy your bucks and fucks, newchad
I know there are lots of Western people living in Asia now teaching English and stuff, what is it like?
Do you like it there? How do people behave towards you?
It's like having a light shade of skin, but in the asian continent as opposed to the americas or even africa for that matter.
>>25511387
I kekked in an original manner
Went on a trip around China for 2 weeks.
Lots of pointing, and pictures taken of you. My friend was really popular with the ladies due to his pale skin, blue eyes, and long blond hair.
I asked a girl I met to describe her perfect guy.
How many of her requirements do you fulfill?she's 18
>>25511115
5/17
this list shouldn't make you depressed tho, you asked for _perfect_
>>25511115
8/17.
>DOES EVERYTHING FOR ME
Yeah, no. I would have blocked her.
>>25511115
>French
For what purpose? I imagine she's uncultured much less has traveled
Where do NEETs get their money from, exactly?
>>25510966
From me. I feel bad for them so I hand them money like an old man hands bread crumbs to his ducks.
Government. A lot, too. Thank God for schizophrenia >:D
my mom pays for everything you idiot
>Work hard
>Invest
>Save up
>One day when you're an incontinent, forgetful, withered old skeleton you can actually do the things you want to do
Why is this seen as acceptable? At what point was all of society cucked into believing life should only be enjoyed once it's almost over?
Good topic, and one I've pondered.
My thoughts: Most humans and especially women are idiot keks to begin with and don't actually mind a life of wageslavery and servitude. For them, the notion of retirement isn't even required to goad them into toiling their youth away.
For another twenty percent, they actually don't comprehend how stupidly finite and fragile life is, and think there's "obviously" a 99.99% chance that they will survive in good health into old age and therefore benefit from retirement.
Others probably get...
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>>25510553
yeah normie and waggies are retarded
I'm going to Travel and enjoy life with my money while i'm young and just commit suicide when I get too old.
>>25510553
We humans don't last forever. Unfortunately, almost every living cell gets more weaker and defective as we get old and grey. Most of us have to work our asses off to provide ourselves. Unless you win the lotto, nothing will be handed to you. When you hit the age of retirement, you have something to fall back on you can't do much anymore. You can't work anymore. You're dying. Make the best out of instead of waiting to die.
Edge lord
how's your relationship with your dad?
>>25509808
Literally who?
Occccc
Horrible. He's leaving the house today because my mom is tired of his attitude towards her and me.
>>25509808
Always working cause we're poor immigrants so wasn't a strong male role model but always still loved me and I think that counts the most
Practice girlfriend thread: Europe edition 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Any Finnish practice girlfriends available?
>>25509230
Sweden/Male/27/Straight reporting in.
6 feet tall, no serious mental illnesses besides ADHD-PI. Loves cats, computer programming and UNIX. Am literally a weird uncle. Gets through life such as it is by being good at systemizing and imagination, the normalfags don't know I don't know shit. I hate myself and my passive living situation more and more however, and I have no idea about how real relationships work or how to get into one.
Looking for practice girlfriends in the Netherlands.
What's something nice that you like to drink straight, bots?
>>25502628
that shit is gross tbqh f'am
your cum
>>25502628
Evan Williams 1783 is the best $15 bottle of bourbon on the planet.
Lurkers: post in this thread.
Why don't you post? There's so many shitposters on this site and you don't have an internet identity to worry about. I think moot said about half the people that browse this place lurk. Don't be shy. What's the worst thing that could happen?
>>25500395
>What's the worst thing that could happen?
I get called a fag.
I don't dwell on degeneracy, I only observe from above.
You're all very funny people, I don't make fun of (you), but your way of writing make me laugh, and I love the women hate thread.
damn got more of those pictures
What are you getting high on today, robots?
Just a relaxed liquor and weed day for me.
Just on running, with any luck
I wanna toke but I'm trying to get my 2016 on a good track first
I'm on Vyvanse right now and I hate my life
I have an anti-drive to do any work and have a terrible headache
How come when you take this stuff everyday it's terrible
>>25492513
Vyvanse is a dextroamphetamine, so you are basically taking speed, just at smaller doses. Once you grow tolerant it's shit.
>always dream of qt gf
>be kv
>let the thought go years ago because ugly robot
>be satisfied with being alone forever
>out of the blue a qt is actually interested in me
>we go out a few times
>oh my god she doesn't find me disgusting or boring
>she comes over to watch a movie
>she makes a...
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this is not your blog normie
>>25516569
Would it help if I said that this is due to jacking off deathgrip to interracial cuckold porn?
>>25516542
You work your way into it, anon. I had this issue so I beat it the fuck up by getting all kissy-kissy and eating the grill out. Lost myself in the motion of it all. Being face-to-vagina worked me up and I'd be diamond hard. And then I'd poop in her mouth.
>want to pick up shooting as a hobby
>at the same time I went to the doctor
>she says I probably won't be able to get a gun until I am "cured"
Fuck
Whats your illness?, are you black?
you can't kill urself more than one time so technically it isn't hobby you know
>>25516383
Huh weird, a disability actually disables you? I thought it was only used for neetbux
I'm seeing a shrink for the first time, in a couple hours. Any advice?
Use the first session to outline what you want to work on and gauge how experienced they are in that field. See how you mesh as people and get a feel of how they operate. I've seen 3 therapists and ended up firing all of them after the first few sessions because we couldn't get on properly, just long awkward silences and them getting frustrated at me not doing what they wanted. Remember that they work for you and can be a great tool if they're right for you
Tell him everything you know about 4chan
>>25516263
Wow I expected a lot of shitposting before getting a real answer. Thank you
>meet cool guy at a job I was working
>he was almost Chad
>somehow we clicked and en up talking for 5 hours
>longest conversation i've ever had
>invites me out
>don't really want to but accept anyways
>that Frifay he invites me to his house party
>it's exactly the way I always pictured normie shindigsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Fuck off you disgusting normie
>>25516207
normie here
I feel so proud, you almost brought a tear to my eye.keep on hanging out with that guy and leave /r9k/ forever.
again, I'm very happy for you and I'm very proud.I'm sure your parents are proud too if they know
>>25516207
>a taste
if you got along that well, why didn't you go to more of his parties?
also what do you do when you get given a girl's number, how do you reintroduce yourself through a text when she probably gave her number to multiple guys that night