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>tfw mexican
It truly is the worse race to be when you're a robot.
Mexican isn't a race, moron.
Stand up and be proper dude. Doesn't matter your skin color or where you are from matters if you are a fucking cool dude.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
>>25522135
>It truly is the worse race to be when you're a robot.
That's not how you spell Asian male or Indian male.
Yep I did it. I decided to stay up all night and go to school and then go to sleep at 10pm or so to reset my biological clock but I took a 'nap' and now it's 10pm.
>>25522093
I mean 11pm
It's 5PM though
>>25522166
actually it's 2pm
>In 4 years 30 years ago will refer to the 90s
>it's 1994
>i've just booted up dos and typed "win" to start 3.1
>happily drawing in paint
>no friends, but couldn't be happier
why do I feel like shit these days for having no friends or gf when nothing really changed between then and now?
>>25522223
Back in the day, you used to hope it would get better.
>>25522223
You became self-aware.
It sucks.
Do massage parlors really have "happy endings"?
How do you find the ones that do this
yes they do try craigslist and check therapeutic services or personals
Don't know about in the US but in the UK I can search "massage parlour" and will get tons of results for whore houses.
There is one 15 minutes from me but the girls look a little rough.
>>25521834
Go for those run by Asians.
how can i self test for autism?
webMD
>>25521824
>on 4Chan
Diagnosis complete: autism.
>>25521824
How many friends do you have?
If it's less than 10 you're autistic, more severe the less you have.
Which version should I read?
>>25521737
the Kings James Version is the most broken English translation available.
>>25521737
Why ask /r9k/ of all places?
>>25521737
KJV if you want to read something more true to the original texts. NIV is easier to comprehend on a sentence by sentence level.
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WHEN THE FUCK WILL BETA UPRISING CONTINUE?
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE can someone please rise to the status of Elliot v2 ? PLEASE
Someone please do it, come on, I just need to inspire one lonely robot.
Who. Will. Rise. 2015??
literally every normie deserves to die so even if you could pick one off that'd be great
>Be short but confident
>Women feel the need to put me through a fucking gauntlet to test for insecurity
>Friend is tall also confident
>Insecurity is hot on him
I now realize being a manlet is just hard-mode, I'll be back to beat down you lanklets after I'm done training in the mountains
that's the fucking spirit m8
>>25521567
My nigger. I experience the same. Everybody just assumes the least of you, assumes they can walk all over you, and generally undermines you to varying degrees.
Fuck it, I say. It always amuses me when I assert my own position and they are taken aback as if they were thinking "did he actually just say/do that?"
Who am I to question fate? If this is the body we've inherited, so be it. We can be stronger mentally, even spiritually for it. It's still frustrating. People are such apes sometimes.
>>25521567
Good on ya lad
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>>25521543
your forgot "yours /b/" you fucking useless nigger
>>25521543
That is actually the nicest thing someone ever said to us heh heh
>>25521543
is this that automatic shitpost generator? it needs refinement, it just seems like it's off its meds. a great shitpost needs to be succinct
To pass the time I've been keeping track of how often I think about killing myself. In the last week I averaged 9 times a day. Who else impotently /miserable
my suicide thoughts are so constant that i just phase them out, when i stop i realize they're still there though. when it gets overwhelming i drink.
Do you seriously have nothing better to do?Doesn't matter if it is productive or not, just do something: video games, music, read a book punch a wall, go outside and just walk around.I don't know what situation you are in homewer so if yo are living in the sewers or something I am sorry.
>>25521201
>To pass the time I've been keeping track of how often I think about killing myself.
i'm gonna do the same, but i'd just end up with once or twice since it's a continous kind of feel.It never gets better.
>Reddit love to fetishise equality.
>They do not realise anonymity is the only way to achieve this.
>They will never know treating others with kindness out of the good of their hearts rather than for karma.
I remember once some redditor was a poorfag and wanted $35 to make up the shortfall in his rent that month, several redditors sent him some money, but in the end they probably got that back with the massive karma.
About 3 years ago I greentexted about my poverty, and anons helped me out of the goodness of their heart, not for the fame and social wealth of being a good samaritan.
Every human is selfish to some degree. The only reason people help others is to feel good about it themselves, or expect the same from others.
I have one grill on Facebook who brags about her sponsor child every couple months.
It comes off as really petty to me. I volunteer 3x a week data entry for a children's health foundation, but nobody other than close friends and family even know. It shouldn't be about social reconition.
>About 3 years ago I greentexted about my poverty, and anons helped me out of the goodness of their heart, not for the fame and social wealth of being a good samaritan.
Are you sure you weren't laughed at, ignored, insulted, hated, and doxxed like other people who've tried to confront an anonymous crowd with an identity?
Maybe you should stop being so obsessed with the idea of a perfect good like every other ignorant ass normie. Paying a dude's rent for internet points is still an extremely skewed, generous exchange rate, and if you think that the people who donated are that shallow then you're a horrible person who thinks bad things about people.
You're mad that you're seeing results on Reddit from genuinely nice people, and that it wouldn't happen on a place like 4chan where the only people with shreds of kindness are the NEETS who have everything paid for them courtesy of our tax dollars and their parents.
>inb4 edge
Can somebody teach me how to "be a man"? I don't understand what that even means, I don't even know what the fuck a man is anymore.
I mean apparently being a responsible, relatively content person with a job is not man enough, I need to be doing more things, but I don't understand what exactly. Women only want to date what they call "men" but they never really specify anything else, women have always called me boring and other men (mostly on the internet) have called me a wimp, but I really don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>25521137
How to be a man according to women I have talked to:
>Be at least 6'0 tall.
>Model tier facial aesthetics.
>Making 6 figures a minimum.
>Willing to raise bastard children that aren't yours.
>Be /fit/ as fuck.
It is that easy.
>>25521181
So it's a combination of being born attractive, working out, being rich and being just beta enough to raise bastard children.
Sounds like a lose-lose situation to me senpai, I feel like I'd rather be alone. I like doing what I want, but women don't seem to respect that at all, why am I the one being called the wimp when I just don't want to play the obviously broken game?
Go watch some Clint Eastwood movies or go on Art of Manliness or something.
Judging by all your posts in this thread you really aren't a man though, all you've done so far is whine.
>Hispanic mother
>Indian Father
>Only non-white girls have ever liked me
>Live in a majority white country
JUST
Just disregard love and dating m8. We weren't meant for this world...
>>25520909
>tfw no joost gf
sadasd
>>25520909
>White mother
>White father
>Only non-white girls have ever liked me
>Live in a majority white country
Just
Women all over the UK are starting a trend where THEY have to try and pick up the guy rather than the other way around.
Have you been "moved to" yet, /r9k/? Have you turned anyone down?
>>25520865
That sure as shit wouldn't catch on in America. And if it did, you know they would only ask out Chad
>>25520865
Cringe image I definetly would've done
>>25520865
I though
>moved to
was a slang term only used here in london
>oi anon, y don't you ever move to girls
>ay anon, you need to be makin movements knaw meen
I fucking hated school
Is the average North American girl like this?
I didn't want to believe that degeneracy was real
>>25520841
Yes. They'll generally mellow out in their 30s once their looks are gone then they'll latch on to some beta and suck him dry.
>>25521000
Not me. I'm never fucking marrying. #HardonHoes2016
American women are hypersexualized before they even hit puberty which causes them to be sexually really open and candid in a weird, unsettling way. It's hilarious when you compare american girls to European/south american/asian women you immediately notice how much more "conservative" the non american women are. They're talking less openly about sex and they're not posting as many nudes online.
