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>There are nonwhites on /r9k/ right now
>>25517538
But I am white , pic my eyes
>There are people who unironically believe whites can be real robots
Fuck off, you had everything slanted in your favor. It's not our fault you STILL managed to fuck it all up.
Yeah, what are you going to do about it faggot.
Who else here /birthday/
No love from fellow robots?
This is a new low
Happy birthday /b/ro I hope its a good one
>>25517509
I wish you a happy birthday, anon.
This is an original comment tailored for this anon
Write a letter to Chad explaining to him why he should let you have his sloppy seconds.
I am gay homophobe
Because I have a Glock 19 aimed at his mother's head.
>>25517546
when /r9k/ autists try to act tough the effect is always cringeworthy
aim this glock at your head and pull the trigger fucking nigger
>Gets invited to houseparty
>now
WHAT DO?
Hit on bitches.
Die originally.
>>25517412
Find people you know, find a corner within that group. Drink.
So guys if I'm playing well soon i hopeully won't be a kissless virgin robot anymore.
A girl accepted my invite and wants to go to the cinema with me someday. But I have a problem, I don't really know what she's into... I asked her for sure but she said she does casual stuff like hanging out with friends and so on...
>So how can I keep the conversation up? How to start it?
>Please help me I'm desperated
>Pic is my car
Shameful self bump <3
>>25517389
DON'T DO IT. I'm currently dating a shallow girl like that and it's awful. She doesn't have any real hobbies because she's mentally very shallow. She will manipulate you because she doesn't even understand what she's doing or why she's doing it. Even if you guys become comfortable with eachother you will have nothing to do and become very bored. Please don't do it. Don't end up like me.
>>25518243
I have to try it, i've never had a girlfriend before.
Is there anything worse than being a manlet?
having no meme skilz
>>25517374
Being a balding yuropoor manlet?
>>25517374
Being an Indian manlet
![[HorribleSubs] Ani Tore! EX - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.58_[2015.11.10_01.02.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OT5281B.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ani Tore! EX - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.58 [2015.11.10 01.02.56]")
NEET here, I'm bored.
What are some fun things I can do with my free time that don't cost any money?
I've already burned though all the good tv shows, video games, books, and anime
>>25517354
rape some random college slut.
>>25517354
>I've already burned though all the good books
No you haven't. You could learn a language, though. You could also start listening to music.
Learn how to play Japanese mahjong and play online.
At the barbershop.
>does this look fine?
Clearly looks like shit
>y-yea.
Get up and leave.
Paid $15 for a shit haircut cuz I was too beta to tell that bitch to fix it
>>25517148
IKTFB
I fear everytime I have to go the barber.
At least I'm going bald soon, so might as well just buzzcut it at home.
>>25517197
Colm?
>>25517148
>tfw every barber tries to make small talk all the fucking time
Which one would you marry and why?
>>25517097
0,1,4,9 are cute.
I'd marry 9 though because she will still look hot when 45.
>>25517097
pale redhead is only correct answer
Either 1 or 4. I have a HUGE thing for gingers but 4 is just so qt :3
>2016
>not making mommy your personal cumdumpster
>>25517039
new original meme? so original
>>25517039
>tfw it costs 500GBP for a blow from mommy
>tfw i only get 50 a day (*IF* I do all my chores)
>>25517976
How much is the plow, though?
How do I force my dad to work in the morning? He chooses his shift at work and he doesn't leave for work until 130 and he comes home late.
I want him to fuck off so I can sleep and go to work at 7 like my mom does. He works late so he can sit around here making a big breakfast and relaxing before work and it's ruining my life. Every day he runs up and down the stairs every ten minutes sprays nasty fucking febreeze everywhere burns food and makes loud thumping noises and stomps all over for hours on end.
I want to call his work and pretend to be him and change his hours but I need to make him think it was a forced change by his boss. I need to sleep in and I can't have them ruining it.
>>25517018
You will never outwit his company. Give up now or perish
>>25517018
>I want to call his work and pretend to be him and change his hours
"Hey uh its.....Mr...mr Fred....Fred JONES. You know me, been working there for 25 years. Yup, totally me. Listen, I've had a change of heart and want my hours changed. Why? Fuck you that's why. Also: when I come in looking confused on why my hours are different it's totally a joke. My internet using son says its called 'trolling".
FULL
BLOWN
AUTISM.
>>25517204
But I'm just so tired and sick of his shit I just want to wake up to my own rhythms and not the smell of eggs and the sound of stomping and burping and doors slamming
I miss Kent.
Does anybody have news on him?
Did he make it?
Did he fail his date but kept the youtube account closed because his uncle found out about it?
He was a true robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdgGsY3KHRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgXQCAN_wQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwvzYdsItg
>/r9k/ doesn't want to talk about kent anymore
Where did everything go so wrong.
>the kent era is over
Me too.
What happened to his chan?
did he stand against any normie and got shot?
>he still uses kek and not zozzle
>>25516934
>nozzle
..what?
>zozzle
Salom Reddit.
>>25516934
>He uses Pepe and not Kot Blini
How long have you been browsing 4chan? How long was it before you began to post and not lurk anymore?
>1 1/2 years, my friend convinced me that 4chan was illegal, i could never stop browsing though.
>>25516873
Don't bother, everyone posting has "been here since 2007", which was a bullshit claim even back in 2010. No one even acknowledges that it's fucking sad to be on the same website for 5-10 years.
2011
I can never see myself leaving
I like to think I've been a useful poster to others
2004. Started posting in 2005.
Cockmongler, happy negro, 4chan city, longcat, FORTUNE, etc.
I was responsible for a slew of the original EFG threads. Feels weird when I see people wearing the masks.
>has a vagina
>is lonely
Pick ONE
>>25516868
I saved this image a week ago, it's fucking spot on
I've reposted it a few times already
>>25516868
>>25516902
>women can't be lonely
Men can't feel the pain of periods/childbirth
Quit whining you autists, this is exactly why you'll always be single
>>25517751
Except childbirth barely hurts.
Neurological studies have been done.
It isn't even that bad, women are just weak.
Men deal with pain that would give women trauma on an almost monthly basis.
