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What is /r9k/'s favourite brand of nuggies?
>>25513781
I usually get banquet because that's really the only brand i see when i go to the store. I'll admit that they're shit though, anyone got any nugg suggestions for a pleb such as myself?
>>25513781
>Oh boy, I hope I've learned enough from r/4chan to make a successful post here!
>hehe tendies XD le perfect meme
McDonald's has reintroduced their chicken strips, I always get those, I have a storage of them in my freezer too whenever I want a [spoiler nibble /spoiler]
how does a normie like me even attempt participation in the /r9k/ community? is there a place where i can learn all of the past memes? some of the shit on here just obliterates me.
>is there a place where i can learn all of the past memes?
Yes, just sit in your room for half a decade at least and you'll understand it all.
>>25513693
>how does a normie like me even attempt participation in the /r9k/ community?
not at all
you are not welcome here
this is not your community
this is not a board for your kind
why do you even want to be here?
>>25513776
>being bad with memes
c'mon. are you trying to be funny?
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA I TRUSTED A WOMAN TO TELL ME THE TRUTH
HERE I AM DOWN THE LINE AND I FIND OUT
TIME TO FOR FULL BLOWN NIHILISM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Time to just forget it all, nothing it life matters anyway
Time to be RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Hmm. You got cucked didn't you, boy?
KILL
ALL
OF
THE
NORMIESCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25513825
No, but it feels like it
Sage
i wanna fuck girls
i wanna fuck you
Good idea OP. Girls are fun to fuck.
Then stop posting Pepe's and download tinder you fucking faggot
>tfw I'm back in the hospital again
>tfw I've gotten stabbed in the eye again
>tfw I had this same shit happen almost exactly a year ago
>tfw the nurses and doctors are even like WTF BRO?
crazy bitches man.... not even once, especially not twice.
So what's the story behind all this OP
>stabbed in the eye again
you mean like an injection? I couldn't do that, I'd sooner kill myself desu
fuck your feels you stupid ugly bitch
Why are girls usually oblivious when their "guy friends" (orbiters) are attracted to them? And then they feel hurt/betrayed when they find out
learn 2 ladder theory
because all the guys want to stick their penis inside them at one point or another
how could they know what is friendship when they don't know what it is?
They aren't oblivious
I don't know if this is autism / paranoia but does anyone here exclusively drink boiled water? I have around 10 bottles of boiled water in the freezer ready for consumption. Yes frozen boiled water for maximum freshness.
>no chlorine
>removes tap taste
>tastes fresher, crisper and neutral
I used to buy bottled water everyday but now i dont have to thanks to this invention.
boiling water just kills the bacteria and germs not the toxins
distill or get a reverse osmosis filter
>>25513270
I don't do this, but that sounds fresh. It's one of those thoughts "at the back of the fridge" in my brain. I would not be surprised if i started doing this in the future. but like>>25513299
said, you should filter it too.
>>25513299
Lol what the fuck do you mean by 'toxins'?
YOU FUCKERS LIED TO ME
YOU SAID KISSING AND FUCKING A GIRL WOULD BRING A END TO MY PROBLEMS. NOW I'M MORE FUCKED UP THEN BEFORE BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHIT YOU FUCKING ROBOTS SAID. "LOWER YOUR STANDARDS", "GET A FAT GIRL", AND "ACQUIRE A PRACTICE GIRLFRIEND". NONE OF THAT SHIT HELP ME AT ALL. NOW I'M ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT STD'S AND OTHER DISEASES TRANSFER THROUGH KISSING AND FINGER FUCKING . THINKING ABOUT ME FINGERING HER AND KISSING HER IS MAKING ME SICK. THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CONDOM OR IT COULD HAVE BEEN FULL ON SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (LIKE I WOULD EVER NEED A CONDOM). AND OF COURSE I STILL GAVE HER MY CELLPHONE NUMBER BEFORE WE WENT TO MY PLACE. SHE MIGHT CALL ME FOR A SECOND DATE. WORST OF ALL SHE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE AND I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES. SHE COULD BE COMING HERE TODAY, TOMORROW, OR SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE. AS SOON AS SHE LEFT I WASHED MY HANDS, MOUTH, AND BRUSH MY TEETH. I FEEL SO DIRTY AND ASHAMED. HOW LONG WILL THESE FEELING LAST?
I WANT TO BE A HAND-HOLDINGLESS, KISSLESS, NEVER-HAD-A-GIRLFRIEND BEFORE. THANK GOD I'M STILL A VIRGIN.
>PIC RELATED
>OH THE HUMANITY
>>25513267
>he fell for the practice gf meme
>>25513267
Damn you might as well post this shit on tumblr at least some sjws will probably feel your plight and not make fun of you. This nigga seriously hooked up with a girl and feels raped. What a time to be alive.
>>25513267
lol now you can never be a wizard
IT STARTS WITH ONEE
>>25513241
is that atreyu? i love that song black mascara
>>25513253
blasting atreyu, sum41 and linkin park while leveling in wow classic ;^)
>>25513292
>gankin nerds in AV on my NE rogue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSaBveD7zvA
Can you still be a normie when you are not on any social media?
>>25513211
Social media does not affect ones normie or robot status at all, if are a handsome rich motherfucker who has sex daily you are a fucking normie even if you don't have facebook or twitter or garbage like that.
>>25513512
What would a handsome rich motherfucker need social media for anyway...
>>25513512
this. likewise having a girlfriend or an active social life doesn't mean you're not a robot.
To shave or not to shave?
>>25513210
I didn't think it was possible to be both pasty and a nigger at the same time
>>25513210
Remove kebab. Alalalalalalalala
>>25513249
I'm proud of my nigger side (long shlong *wink*)
>It's a pity anon is weird because he's so good looking
>>25513094
Said no one ever
>muh original comment
>>25513195
Some girls literally said that in class m9, swear on me mum.
>>25513339
>swear on me mum
this isn't england
Got my first Tinder match. What do?
Ask her an interesting question followed by your equally interesting answer to start the conversation.
>>25513026
Let dubbaroos decide what you do
>>25513026
It doesn't matter. Chances are she's already got a million matches and won't bother responding, and even if she does it will only be for one or two messages. You're only one more face in a sea of matches.
Would r9k gf Jodi? Or another fembot?
crimson chin
>>25512992
Superb jaw genetics. I'd wife her and produce 5 superior Chad sons
>>25513029
The world look like blockheaded retards like her...
>you will never have cool face scars
>>25512927
>you will only ever have acne scars
>>25512927
>you will never have cancer
>you will never have aids
>>25512927
>Apparent semi-chubby face
>Bad skin
Scars aren't going to make you look like a badass anyways if you treat your body like shit.
