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Using no empiricism, only rationalism, tell me, could there have been an infinite amount of time before the present?
If there was we would never find ourselves in the present.
But the universe is timeless. You know that right?
Change only has significance to an observer. Without change there is no time.
Amount refers to something empirical. Please rephrase your question in rational terms only.
>>25519339
OP here, so why wouldn't we ever find ourselves in the present if there was an infinite amount of time before the present?
I know why I just want to see if you know the correct reason.
Well anon, what's your answer? Which way is the proper way for an octopus to wear pants?
Laiku thisu.
>>25519228
any choice is correct because octopuses dont walk
>>25519228
I mean, I don't know what counts as arms or legs on an octopus, but the last option seems best to me.
Although I guess its kinda the same as the first, second, third and fourth
shitpost
Best male porn star coming through.
No homo. But does he have any vids were he does anything gay ir gets dominated by a woman? No homo though
>>25519213
If you go back far enough yeah. They all start out doing gay shit. Even Byron Long did one gay scene where he fucked some black nigga. I honestly didn't believe that shit until I saw it. It really is true when they say everybody has to start out doing gay shit.
>>25519797
Examples would be appreciated
Best male pornstar is Justin Slayer desu
>tfw jawline is the only thing keeping you from being a 10/10
>>25519209
Thisis not true in my case, for people keep admiring my granite chin.
Some of us here would kill to be 5/10, and you're here bitching that you're a 1 or 2 points below 10? Is this nigger serious?
Get off my board, normie
Lose some weight you cheeseburger walrus
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3385367/
Thoughts?
Cut them grapes in half yo
>>25519208
literally couldn't care less. Wouldn't have made a difference if it had arrived in 5 minutes.
>>25519208
kek serves the future roastie right
What did I do wrong? edition
You're funny guy.
Maybe she got busy and then saw how you fucking sperged out and decided to ignore you?
>>25519193
She still left me though
It's been a while since we've had a good REE thread.
Let out your hate for normies, cucks, gays, blacks or whatever you hate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SdHOphhpf3
>>25519113
mommy is at home so I can't vocaroo but
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF STACEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF GOVERNMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIES GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lxmN7cPT0n
>>25519152
>that pic
died
Why do Wagecucks like working so much? What's the appeal? Personally I enjoy watching tv and working on my life dreams and social life than working. Wagecucks are so deluded
>>25518760
Thisis a list of possible reasons: ego, materialism, trying to live up to expectations of others, being bluepilled, and being a workaholic.
>>25518760
>Wake up at 2PM
>shitpost on an anime imageboard for 4 hours straight
>make sure mommy loves you enough to still take care of you
>fap
>make this thread, seeking validation that this is the healthy way to live for a grown man capable of sustaining himself
>shitpost some more until 5AM
>cry yourself to sleep
>continue this process until your father kick you out or you die of suicide, poor health, or a combination of the two
living the dreamI know this is bait, but retards genuinely think this is a healthy lifestyle
>>25518760
Smug wojak is always close behind, and sometime soon he may be close enough to feel upon neets slippery buttocks
How can I meet and talk to homeless people?
I've been thinking about this for a while now, besides for the rare few that might stab you or something, most seem like really nice and humble people, but have had life trample on them like it has for robots. I always see all these [SOCIAL EXPERIMENT] things and whatnot, and people are always giving them money (mostly just to feel good about themselves more than to help the person out) and they all just seem really patronizing. So I figure the best thing anyone could do for homeless people is to sit down and actually talk to them. To actually listen to them. Let them talk about their life story to someone who will actually care for once, or at least just give them an outlet to brighten their day a little. I feel like, if I do this I can learn all sorts of interesting stories and gain a deeper insight into the human condition as well. It'd be like feels threads but in real life.
Is this a good idea robots? Should I try to start talking to homeless people? How should I go about it?
>>25518735
Volunteer at your nearest homeless shelter? I bet homeless people have all kinds of stories to tell. Maybe not happy ones, but a lot more interesting than those of someone that 80% of his time at home on his ass doing nothing productive.
>>25518735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfU8TUZRtZg
Take this guy here, I'd love to have a conversation with this guy.
>>25518735
I don't trust homeless people anymore ever since one scammed me out of $10
Sup robots
I started lurking here for the lulz, some of you guys are really pathetic. You have all of these thoughts that are, quite frankly, false.
I'm what you guys would call a Chad.
> inb4 gtfo chad
> inb4 gtfo normie
I legit wanna help you guys out. I've helped a ton of my friends (we're all stem majors) at least get a successful date. Ask me questions and I'll legit answer them.
Just some extra thoughts:
NOT ALL girls aren't evil and condescending (most aren't)
If you consider yourself ugly, FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Get in shape, spare just an hour of the day to go to the gym, or just torrent a workout program like Insanity or something.
Some girls will have extremely high standards that few, if any, guys can reach. Get over it. The majority of girls (at least the girls you SHOULD want to go out with) are openminded and will date you as long as you don't come off as a freak and are decent looking (and if your not, refer back to my part about working out).
Alright robots, nows your chance. Ask away! I'll only be responding to serious posts.
>>25518680
Fuck off Chad/bait poster, saged.
Everyone else do the same. This is now a Pepe exchange thread.
how much should i pay for 1 hour
>>25518680
>>25518807
You realize we can see the poster/replies count, right?
>have virtual relationship with a girl
>she once liked me
>always sends pics of her
>not nudes but sometimes something considerably sexy
>she gets a boyfriend
>still sends me pic like all the time
>pics start to scarce
>not sexy pics anymore
>sends me a no sexy pic from time to time
>love to see her in dress
>she went to a wedding last weekend
>promised me pics f her in dress
>all i get is a shitty pic of her in a boy-like shirt
>later, uploads to her profile the real pic in dress
i know she acts like a slut for having a boyfriend and sending me pics of her, but i'm kinda worried for losing the most close thing i have to her.
how do i make the sexy pics come back?
Don't get attached to any girl online my friendly robot. You will only feel like shit when you lose her.
>>25518844
I'm not OP but is this really true? I have an online gf and i really like her. Should i give up on her?
Move on. It really isn't worth it.
Femanon here, and I'M TIRED OF ROBOTS SAYING FEMALES CAN'T BE ROBOTS SO NOW I, as the leader of all femanons, HAVE DECIDED TO WAGE WAR AGAINST ALL ROBOTS, ALL NON FEMANON FEELS THREAD WILL BE RAIDED BY US!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN SEXIST FOR YOUR LAST TIME, SCUMBAGS!!!
>>25518633
pathetic b8
gbtreddit
saged of course
Check em bebe
nice dubs OP but check out this great 5
IT'S BINGO TIME
>>25518616
should be called
"i went to college" bingo
I am posting this image and my comment is not original.
What's the prize?
fuck why is this so true
can someone just slap stoners in the face and say NO we are not ENABLING you or your lowlife friends already
maybe then theyll shut up and go back to buying ramen and mt dew with their EBT cards
why isn't the crack addict black like in reality?
>>25518539
Here OP you inspired me to make this
>>25518539
I'm only replying to this because I agree with it.
However, alcohol drinkers are just as insufferable.
>used to want gf and make tfw no gf threads
>/r9k/ redpilled me on women and now i dont want gf anymore since she would treat me like shit and cuck me anyway because i'm not Chad
Now what? I still feel bad.
>>25518508
get a job,
move out
live happily.
It's not an easy thing to figure out.
Where you are and what you're doing also has a lot to do with your thoughts on these things. Most normies feel good about women. Sometimes rightfully because the women in their lives are decent. Sometimes they're just totally oblivious.
I've been through really bad shit in relationships so I'm just focused on improving myself and finding a niche in the world. It feels lonely, but being with shitty women feels worse.
>>25518508
Is it qt but not qt enough for anyone else to enjoy?
If so, take a risk.
