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If we can't have the perfect family, lets pretend. So, /R9k/, think you can raise a qt daughter?
What's our family name, robots?
>>25519307
The Niggars
>>25519307
Von Cumslut
I want to be a father
>>25519171
iktf
Whenever i see a dad out with his daughter/son i uncontrollably smile like an idiot.
and then i feel super sad when i get home because i dont have a child to tuck in bed at night.
JUST
>>25519171
In theory, we all want to.
>>25519171
This is why I'm killing myself. My girlfriend had a miscarriage.
>be a genuine robot
>kissless hugless friendless autist fat NEET weeb fuck with no talents or achievements in his life
>through self improvement and studying hard turn my life around completely
>have a good carrier, a stable relationship with a qt gf, friends, etc
>come back here, try to help other robots
>"fuck off chad", "jus bee urself brah xd", "le epik selfimprovement meme!"
guys... why
I'm starting to think most of you actually want to be sad and miserable on purpose
>inb4 I'm tall
>inb4 I'm handsome
>inb4 I have a big dick
none of these is true, and I still managed to go from 0/10 loser neckbeard faggot to owning my own flat, car, gf, job and future
why are you guys so afraid of self improvement and actually putting effort into something?
I'm in the middle of trying to escape this robotic hell right now. Stories like this give me hope.
>>25518479
getting /fit/ + /fa/ + /ck/ is always a good start
also forcing yourself to socialize even if you hate it, and learning about people's behavior patterns helps too
>>25518421
if you ever were a genuine *robbit* you would know that posing your ebin successs story will only have a negative impact, but the reality is that you probably were a 19 yo memester when you decided to change your life and be yourself
making such a thread makes you a person worthy of a "fuck off"
Hi, tranny here. One of the effects of the hormones ive taken is that i have to pee. A lot. I can barely hold it and when an urge hits me ill be whimpering within 15 minutes. I also leak, ive just lost full control of the muscles down there
if only you also leaked semen
>>25518378
Whimpering? That's a weird word choice, amigo. I've also never heard of trannies having that issue before
>>25518396
Only a tiny bit, i wish i leaked more yeah :c
>>25518400
I mean its literally what happens. Its so intense and hard to hold in small involuntary whines can escape
Are there any guys here who dropped out of high school?
Just wondering what happened to you after that, what is your life like now?
Did you find a job or just went neet mode?
>>25517190
Stopped going when I was like 17 or something. I'm 23 now, going on 24, and I've been NEET for all that time expect for like 2 months.
>>25517271
Did you quit or got fired?
Dropped out of high school, I'm a salesman now.
Life is ok I guess. Got a 5/10 girlfriend, live with my best buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLtFvC0yAsw
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on this? Is he right?
Post a tl;dr of vid
>>25516955
Sorry but not falling for this shit today, Schillery Clinton.
>>25517000
>just bee urself
Original
Did you go to your prom?
>>25514894
Of course not, what do you think I am, some kind of normie?
>>25514894
Yup, brought a cute girl and everything, I had lots of fun with all my friends too, I had a great time.
>>25514894
Yep, went twice. With my girlfriend both times. (Same girl, broke up with her now that I cheated on her though)
who /cowboy bebop/ here?
cowboy bebop is the ulimate anime. best anime of all time you guys should watch.
i tried watching it and i didnt like it at all
>>25514226
Also Gurren Laggan is.
It's goddamn good OP
I'm a huge moefaggot and I still love me some Cowboy Bebop
I'm stabbing myself when I get home today. Will post and keep you anons updated as I bleed out. Just wait until about 4 pm est
>>25512802
live stream it or gtfo
>>25512802
dude there's gotta be a better way than stabbing yourself...
edgy af. but i dont get out of escuela until 4pm est on top of the travel distance home.
Map Thread: Please Respond edition
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
>still no girls in the Netherlands
>someone is literally 5 minutes from where i live.
>every single girl is "I'm so lonely BUT DON'T CONTACT ME BOYS"
lmfao
I have 650+ rare pepes uploaded to Dropbox, and could make the folder public so you could all download them. But I've decided I don't want to
*licks lolly*
*ribbit*
hehe
xoxox
>>25522629
Fuck yourself nigger.
U
C
K
>>25522775
you cant get me pepes
hehe
*ribbit*
xxoxox
>>25522629
>2015 + 1
>only have 650 rare pepes
>not having 3000+ like me
Wew lad, you sure have quite the collection :^)
>there are people on /r9k/ not drinking cold, day-old instant coffee that was left in the fridge overnight RIGHT NOW
>there're people who aren't drinking hot black coffee they brewed themselves from organic fair trade beans
Alright, let's get this shit started.
>I prefer a dark roast
>Cold coffee
Who /no direction in life/ here?
I'm just waiting for my own death.
>tfw the only things on my schedule are events like CES, E3 etc..
Life is too much for us
>>25522306
Everyone is waiting for their death.
Every direction is towards death
Same m8, it's a bad feel but at the same time I fucking love doing nothing so it's not all bad.
Quite want to get a job in tech but I've no idea where to start.
Meh, maybe one day I'll sort my shit out, if not death will just wipe me out anyway.
>tfw the free ride is over soon and I'm going to have to get a job
Neet for so long.. I don't know how anyone expects me to get a job. I've only ever applied to one job and it was years ago. Fuck, I can't even drive without getting super anxious.
>>25522267
>tfw just became NEET
I also know those driving feels anon.
I will tell you whats worse though. Interview feels, they ask a question you answer they wait expecting a longer answer. Both feel awkward.
Anyway good luck to you anon.
>>25522267
had to leave the neetlife 3 months ago
>its hell
dont let other people tell you the opposite senpai
Don't worry, it's not like any place will hire you
Ask a guy who got cucked by another girl anything
>>25522242
What's your favourite era of history?
Can you love again?
>>25522272
Geological. I like the the Devonian period the best.
>>25522274
I don't know if anyone can love me again
