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hey /r9k/,
a thing I have been wondering about a lot.
How do you fuck your gfs?
Mine is a real cutie with a tight pussy and no matter how hard I try to fuck her gently I end up getting rougher and rougher.
She likes it but often has pain for a day or so afterwards. When it's softer she is into it aswell but fucking her brains out makes way more fun.
Anyone of you got any stuff to share on this topic?
Ways how I don't hurt her pussy too much while still remaining rough? etc.
>>25526411
switch holes
>>25526439
we do that (obviously) but fucking that hole ends with it hurting afterwards too (obviously)
>>25526411
>gf
>r9k
pick one
oh wait, this place is literally reddit now
>anon, maybe you should just accept that you'll never be the attractive popular guy, just be yourself.
fucking teacher he really said this
I would just suicide. What the fuck were you doing for him to say this to you?
How old were you at the time and under what circumstances?
how can one professor be so based
Why don't you get an average middle eastern girlfriend robots?
>>25526401
because I'm black and not many non-black girls go for that
>>25526401
The avg is beautiful!
Does the avg middle eastern grill also have a feminine benis? This is the dealmaker.
middle eastern women self destruct at 24
help me fuck with her
>"are you Lassie? because i just CAME."
best i could do/10
Jesus Christ can you get any more reddit with those phone icons, this has to be bait
another onetinder talk soon come
due to existential nihilism i know that everything we could or do or someday feel is meaningless.
embrace it robots, it gives me free reign and purposelessness all at the same time
embrace that we mean nothing and enjoy it
i'm drunk btw. drunk thoughts general anyone?
This works until >tfw no gf
>>25526295
>>25526310
I bet OP is trying to deny his way out of tfw no gf
kekkles
I feel somewhat the same way, but i'm very scared of doing the wrong thing.
If only I had a robot friend irl, we could be bros and do meaningless things together.
are girls fags?
>"GET YOUR STUPID FRIENDS OUT OF MY ROOM. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
>>25526218
Yes alot of women like women and dress to make women's cunts wet.
>>25526218
Dumb thread
Post more pics of brace face
Who here too deep in a lie and now have to see shit through, or have to keep lying now as a result?
> Tell employer I know X programming language.
> Get assigned my first task involving that language.
> Studying tirelessly before next week.
ahahahaha lying sack of shit
>>25526198
>Tell self I want to live
>Stuck living
OP you dumbass you're supposed to lie on the experience part of the resume, not the actual fucking skills. You're supposed to embellish those to make them sound fancy when in fact their not their just the required shit.
does anyone else find it hard being a guy? i'm too sensitive.. i wish i could be cute and loving with people like girls are allowed to be, but im a guy so i have to pretend to be cold and distant. i would seem gay if i was allowed to just b myself and lots of guys would be uncomfortable when i want to hug and be too close, or when i dress weird
maybe i need to just let it go and b myself, i dunno. real life is hard
read goddard's view of shakespeare's view of masculinity/femininity in the first 30~ pages of The Meaning of Shakespeare
be yourself or i'll kill you
>>25526075
ok i will, can i find this online?
>>25526075
cant find it anywhere online. can u summarize for me?
Thoughts? Worth the read
http://pastebin.com/Kt4kw0vX
>i must be a bitter loser, right? in fact, i enjoy more success with women than most of the men in this city. i have slept with over 200 women in my life. i am sleeping with 5 different women right now. they are all normal, healthy, well-adjusted, good-looking (8+ on the looks scale) professional women.
fuckin dropped. if you believe any part of this you are delusional
>>25526096
read the rest of it, learn some shit senpai
>>25526048
red pill? baka desu
>on toilet
>moan "aw yeah I'm taking a fat shit and I love it"
>mummy hears
God dammit anime
>>25526045
keklicious
>>25526045
Its nice to give her warning before she needs to come and wipe your bum.
>bf givin me cummies :D
>i shout I LOVE CUMMIES >.<
>neighbor calls me a fag >:(
hey Guys, I gotta huge problem. gf just won't stop eating little caeser's pizza.
>try everyday to get her to go to dominos
>try for papa johns at lunch
>even tried to trick her into pizza pro
I don't know what to do. I'm sick of it.
Does this mean you eat pizza literally every day?
>>25526010
do you not eat anything else?
Whale GF detected. Desperate normie.
>BUT MUH CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY!
Wagecucks are so fucking funny!
>YOU ARENT OWED SHIT
>p-pls contribute!
e p i c
>>25525926
That image quality makes this shitpost great
Reminder that this is the average American wagecuck
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FrY1XltlRWg
In his defense I think I'd be angry too if I knew I was only allowed to live a third of my life.
>tfw you've been here since the board began
>tfw you love everyone here
>tfw this place has been your home for so long
>tfw you love every fat socially awkward retard here
>tfw not even roasties constantly trying to make the board about them can destroy this
>tfw /r9k/ is probably the reason i'm not dead
>tfw i can come here every night to escape the normie menace
>tfw this is the comfiest place
I love you robots.
>>25525910
im not fat. i am socially awkward at times.
i am a qt tb.h
I would just like to say I fuckin hate niggers.
>>25525934
WE DON'T KINDLY TO THREATZ NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwnVI_x5g0I
>tfw your only dream in life is to overcome social anxiety and be able to go outside>tfw it will never happen and you will die alone, unloved, and unfilfilled
Suicide when?
Even if you overcame your social anxiety and went outside you would still die alone, unloved, and unfulfilled because you're still you, anon
I'll tell you when.
>Samurai Jack comes out and sucks
>Berserk looks even worse than what the trailer looked like and Miura dies and is never completed
>Inevitable Duke Nukem game comes out, sucks and the IP is dead forever
After all three of the above are done, im going to die.
>>25525990
What the fuck, those are my two favorite animes by far?
Did i fuck up?
>all of a sudden you're old
What happened?
I thought i was a kid.
>>25525815
>tfw recently turned 22
>a 14 guy has probably had a gf, kissed, had sex, explored the city and different countries and enjoying life with friends and families
>I've never left the house for the 5 years unless I was forced to
>never been to any of the attraction sites of my city
Just kill me senpai
>>25525815
Wizard here. That is exactly what will happen to you. End it now and safe yourself the pain.
>>25525815
We're all kids on the inside
