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Is there even any point to getting a girlfriend of she isn't hotter or at least as hot as pic related?
She has a really weird looking face.
>>25530580
Dem titties tho
>>25530525
I think if the girl is just hot enough to turn you on in the moment, its worth it. Anything higher is a bonus obviously. Companionship is really nice OP.
> tfw no cross-country gf
>>25530496
There were no qts when I was on the cross country team so I'm okay.
>>25530563
Sports girls are the best by far
>>25530496
It looks like they all have FAS
What are the most successful threads on /r9k/?
I want to optimize my shitposting
>>25530466
Hot-N-Rdy desu senpai
>>25530622
this man knows how its done
>>25530466
Anything with fembots in the title
>mom found my poop jug
Said I'm to move in w/ my dad next week. Won't even look me in the eye.
>>25530398
was it a covered poop jug? how big was it? need more details
>>25530398
pix???? plz
>>25530398
how old are you? is your mom only now discovering you are a degenerate?
I started geting depressed when school started and so now i have basically all f's. I've started becoming suicidal and more depressed i feel like im just going to end up homeless and die alone. i honestly might kill myself tonight or tomorrow
Don't do it Anon, it gets better. Trust me.
do it you underage faggot
>>25530389
The worst part is opening up to anyone will just make it worse
30s in the city moving slow
30-30-3500 for the coat..
real niggas my radius
>>25530352
Bandana wrapped-wrapped 'round your head
The bandana wrapped 'round your head
Fuck niggas, they scared
Ain't nobody triller than me
Ain't nobody triller than Anon
Ain't nobody trill, man, I'm takin' they spot
These niggas is scared
>>25530457
order more bottles
order more roasties
order more hours
shots on an island
have any of you robots ever had success with using craigslist to hook up with strangers? I'm tempted to try it but seriously afraid of getting STDs
>pic unrelated
literally what is wrong with your brain that you'd try craigslist if something like STD's bother you? do you not have bars in your country?
>>25530351
just use tinder senpai
>>25530409
just started using it a few days ago, have a few matches but I seriously don't think any girls on tinder want to hook up
>tfw i have to stay high just to get through most days
>>25530256
Smoking really does suppress the "just kill yourself" feels, unlike booze
>>25530256
sounds like a normie to me
>>25530256
>mfw I feel alive when I'm high and I think "great once this wears off I'll get all this stuff done I've wanted to do"
>then I sober up and everything is sadness and my body hurts so much
>so I smoke more and the pain goes away
Who /hemorrhoid/ here?
>take shit
>feel like shit is stuck at entrance of anus
>it's just a hemorrhoid
>blue/purple/pink colored
>usually go away when clenching
I'd say I'm Grade I or Grade II hemorrhoid stage
Any medicine-fag in tonight?
Can a person live with this or will they get worse?
I eat fiber (Metamucil, occasional fruit/vegetables) and drink water
>tfw get most hemorrhoid info from this manga
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Kiss-My-Ass
Witch hazel soaked gauze, just jam it up in your crack and it should help
>Obligatory OP is faggot
is chad even real?
or is he just a boogyman
wtf kind of question is this
it's like asking if gravity is real
>is chad real
>posts picture of real chad
>>25530186
but is gravity really real?
What is good reading material for robots? What is your favourite book? Starting with classic robot literature.
Have you ever heard of the literary genius Aryn Rand? She made the masterpiece "Atlas Shrugged" every intellectual has read it :)
>>25530355
and every pseudo-intellectual redditor memes about it before going back to discussing how their personal morality is totally objective and correct. so you'll fit in great here op!
Catcher in the Rye is at the top of classic robot literature list. I haven't found another book that quite expresses robot angst as well as it does.
I'm so sick of reading about normies with normie mindsets. Where are all the ugly people?
I see that this board overwhelmingly prefers Little Ceasers.
I don't understand, why? Dominoes is by far the most robot friendly pizza chain around.
>online orders so no person to person interaction hassle
>pizza is worth the price, unlike pizza pizza who just rips you off
>much more customizable topping options and better tasting than Ceasers
Literally the only thing Little Ceasers has over Dominoes is their cheapness, but that doesn't mean much when their pizza is only one step above frozen store bought garbage.
>>25530077
Well? I must have answers /r9k/!!
>>25530077
>>25530077
If you don't get it by now, there's no point explaining it.
>>25530077
I agree, Domino's is god-tier and their online coupons are unbeatable, also you get one free pizza for every 6 you order online.
Looking to give school/work/career advice to anyone who wants it. I think I've got things pretty figured out, so I'd like to help people find direction.
G-guys? Anyone?
Right so I just graduated with a shitty IT degree from a school that taught me literally nothing practical the entire time.
All jobs that I apply to want me to know all this shit that I should have learned but obviously didn't.
I'm pretty much underqualified for everything and have no future prospects.
Probably going to kill myself if I can't find anything.
I'd rather be homeless than work a wageslave customer-facing job, and I'd rather kill myself than be homeless.
>>25530549
Just make it up as you go. Nobody is as qualified in IT as they say they are. I promise you that.
I MEAN COME ON
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>what does 2016 mean to you?
>Another year has passed
>Still haven't made an attempt to better my life
I MEAN COME ON
>>25530174
>Still haven't made an attempt to better my life
You are not alone, my friend. That is what this thread is all about. Let's get into the current year and achieve our glorious realities
Also, want to post the point of my picture. I am mostly on /pol/ and /b/ less so, but I love you guys and saw this tag, with 2k15 and felt you would appreciate it, so I took a pic and started a thread.
My 2016 means that I have a ton of decisions to make.
>be me
>hate office work
>dad wants me to work
>i want to be an actor
>tfw i am 18 and my dad saved for college
>go to college
>think, "i know i will study film"
>do
>think, "i know i will write"
>take english as a second major
>graduate with dual B.A. from state college
>move to CA
>fight for months
>land one after 3 1/2, but internship
>land another, this time working with jennifer Lawrence
>no name at the time
>mom and especially dad don't care
>do other odd jobs
>land agency job
>work for 2 1/2 years on film and tv
>get actors on paying gigs in major motion pictures and tv
>hate it
>follow a friend, i met at the agency to a tech start up
>tech start up grows hundreds of employees while i am there
>get promoted to manager
>manager for over 1 year
>get fired for being too critical too much (learned in my hollywood experience)
>worked there over 2 years
>hate the robotic reality my startup became
>have had enough money to lurk and research my interest for last 6 months
>dad gives me the money
>6 months was my limit, now i need to look for a new job
>2016 makes me anxious desu senpai
>hey, um, anon, I-I w-was wondering, uh, if, y-you know, y-you'd like t-to come with me a-and some f-friends and s-see Star Wars with us on F-F-Friday?
*makes out with you*
>>25529997
NO. YOU HAVE PLEB TASTE AND ARE PROBABLY A TUMBLR AS WELL.
I've already seen it once but if you guys are doing 3D I guess I'll come along.
>show up an hour early and just play ddr
>play ddr right to closing hours
no shame tbqh
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