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>tfw no ulo scratching, parol hanging, simbahan attending, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>25529516
>have pinoy gf
>stop talking to her in 2015
>insane cunt
>actually half pinoy
>actuallynot even my girlfriend and never had sex with merude desu
>r9k posting
>women posting on r9k
>trashman.jpg
Everytime i see this thread i'm happy. Please dont stop.
do any biological girls want to talk to me about my disgusting fetishes? I'm probably going to lose all interest in you the second I blow my wad.
Seconding this; transgirls and qt twinks are also acceptable, so long as you're relatively feminine. I'd also be glad to hear about your disgusting fetishes as you masturbate with me.
>>25532645
i made this thread the past two days and got both trans. that's why I specified biological, I can send them your way if they're willing.
>>25532671
Are they at least nice? I'm scared of internet bullies.
Anybody else here 25+ living with parents?
Any greentext stories welcome.
Abybody else sick of getting treated like a child still?
Me and gf are living with my mom. It's alright, not having privacy kind of sucks though and has led to some awkward times.
>>25530949
Do you ever have sex while she's home?
>>25530949
I did this but I wasn't 25 I was 24. It sucked I guess. Nothing else to add rly and we broke up, but after we had moved out. Lived there for about a year.
>1/2
Why is being friends with women so hard for men?
Every time it's on the table, men always have the weirdest, strongest, most bombastic reactions to it I have ever seen. It never makes any sense. But they always treat the same way you'd treat the news of your hometown being destroyed by a tsunami.
There was a guy I knew, who I really cared about, and really adored. I didn't want to be his girlfriend though. But he still meant so much to me. And I valued him above all. Being friends with him was a dream of mine; and something to strive for.
I tried to tell him that, though. I tried to reiterate that I just want to be friends. That I wanted to hold onto our friendship as dearly possible. But he always took it like I was rejecting to him. Falsely believing that I'm breaking his heart, or that I didn't care about him.
I kept trying to argue otherwise -- that I sincerely wanted to be just friends. And yet, he always took it the wrong way, and eventually walked out of my life; never to return again. In addition, he took me off social networking, and stopped returning my calls and text messages.
>>25530211
>2/2
That was one of the most devastating things I've ever went through. To lose someone you cared a lot about, who you valued so much. To have one of your best friends, your most cherished friend, not want anything to do with you ever again. I never missed someone this much before.
There was a brief moment of hope, however. When I saw him again with his girlfriend. I was so excited, thinking that since he's preoccupied with another girl, maybe he'd want to be friends this time. Obviously, this was not the case. He kept treating me coldly, like I wasn't there. I tried to get him talking, reminding him of how much I loved our friendship, that being friends with him is, again, a dream of mind. And that he was a friend I valued more than anyone else. But he just got offended, angry with me, and told me to never talk to him again. And that was the last I ever saw him.
I don't understand why being just friends is so hard for him. I don't get why it's not an option. I really want him as a friend, just not a boyfriend. But apparently this is not a possibility for him. I just don't understand. :(
You should have just given him some pussy.
Thats all it would take to calm him down and get him to be your bestie forever.
Treating a guy like a friend but not giving him any action ever is like having a diabetic over a holiday house with no access to insulin.
This is just something a man needs fulfilled so he can move on with his thoughts about you to other matters.
>>25530333
trips of truth
that post broke my heart op... poor guy
It appears we had made no progress in our last thread (which only resulted in childish name calling and accusations as expected). I believe that many of you robots do not think that this treaty is beneficial to you but believe me it is! If you do not see anything you like please put in suggestions that we all can agree on. here is the treaty as copied and stated, so far no changes has been made.
These petty fights between us robots and the femanons are getting us nowhere. I say we all come to a mutual agreement and follow each others terms.
Femanons, do you agree to never reveal your gender on any other thread (besides tfw no bf/fembot feels)? Too only come here merely for feels and nothing else? If so, then you will be granted with the following rights
>Too not be harassed by our fellow robots in your threads
>Too be recognized as a robot (you may call yourselves fembots but only in your own threads)
Robots, do you agree to never harass other fembots in their threads? Too only attack attention whores, normies, and non-virgins? If so, then you will be given safety from non-robots and women in your threads, and any fembot who breaks these rules will merely be written off as an attention whore/troll.
If we all reach mutual agreement from this treaty,
>Then there will be less women in our mostly male dominant threads and vice versa.
>The definition of robot would be changed to lonely virgin.
>That the rules of this treaty will be treated similar to the rules of the internet (tits or gtfo e.g.)
Do we all reach agreement? Is there anything anyone would like to add or say before this treaty is signed?
What a waste of quads
>>25530000
>These petty fights between us robots and the femanons are getting us nowhere
>he wants to tolerate and coexist with "femanons"
You don't deserve those quads. Get raped.
>>25530125
A signature is still a signature. Anyone else?
Alright robots let's get creative! Make a six-word memoir that describes your life. Here's mine:
I am getting lost in daydreams.
Please let me off this ride.
Princess Clarity strolled down the road
I hope you answer me someday.
What's the angriest you've ever been and for what reason?
Chopped up a picnic table with an axe.
My job was shit.
I quit a week later.
>>25523583
holy shit, you surely must jest
what the fuck made you do that?
Shit coworkers I wanted to strangle.
Shit management I wanted to punch.
Shit labor
Shit hours
Don't work midnight grocery shifts. Period.
Who /cuckingtheirfuturewife/ here?
By the time you meet her, your future wife will have taken miles of cock and swallowed gallons of cum. How are you evening the odds with your practice gfs, robots? The only way to sleep easy at night next to your future wife will be to have done even nastier shit with your practice gfs.
My list so far:
>anal
>fucking on period
>eating ass
>eating bloody period pussy
>eating ass and pussy on period
>practice gfs dog licked precum off my dick once
>getting HSV1 and probably HPV
so how are you doing so far, robots?
This is a reaction image
Unless my future wife is a necrophiliac who marries us posthumously, I fail to see how I'm going to get cucked by her. Or anyone else.
A mile's worth of 8 inch cocks is 7920 cocks.
I have never created a thread in r9k.
I've been lurking here for years.
Here is some background:
Start a good job in a month, graduated last month. Have no job right now.
Literally do nothing at all.
Girlfriend broke up with me and fucked 10 chads a couple months ago.
Very depressed can't smoke weed or do any drugs bc drug test. Can't drink because i think it makes me a shitty person.
I think I have depression but idk.
Family has been distant.
Can you guys recommend me something to do with my time? I have nothing but time and nothing to do. I am smart and have some money. I just want to get over this feel. I built a computer and now i'm still having nothing to do. Do you guys have hobbies you would recommend? Don't say shit like guitar. Idk guys....
Help.
>>25533919
Exercise nigga. Go for a walk or something and talk to qts on the other side of town or some shit
Lift or play some instrument other than guitar
Get swoll and fuck some qt
I just came back home from my third date with the first girl I've ever dated. So far we're getting along great, lots of hugging and holding hands but she just told me today that she wants to get to know me longer for several months before we get any more intimate.
Did I just fuck up and waste my time? Or should I keep going?
>>25533785
Keep going. But be cautious.
ask for a threesome w/ Chad
>>25533803
What should I be cautious about? So far she's good gf material but she's really cautious and taking things slow. I just don't know if this is normal or not because she's the first girl I've ever dated.
I'm a /pol/ack and one of my professors is a Liberal douche, and the other is literally named Chad. This is a new fresh hell, please help me /r9k/, I donnae know what to do.
>going to cuckllege
>>25533699
I'm a white nationalist but I'm also gay, so try to get on my level of hell.
>>25533699
study online from the comfort of your basement?
I kept seeing everyone post all this nightwalk stuff and I'd always been trying it out before, so I'm making a thread.
Do you guys ever run into anything cool?
Ran into some lady on the floor today. Called the 5O, she looked like she was high on something.
Probably saved her from freezing to death.
I don't go outside very often and I live in some shitty suburb in Canada so I never see anything interesting
>>25533587
I live in a shitty neighborhood. I don't do night walks, but come home from work at around midnight. I've seen drunks sleeping on the streets, someone get stabbed and nasty tranny hookers. I also had a fat lady offer sex to me. I didn't accept. I may be a lonely fuck, but bitch was nasty.
>>25533587
Is this a robot exclusive thing? I've seriously never heard of people just walking around at night for no reason.
Or are you people just being 2deep4u
How long have you been here and how long did you expect to be here?
I've been here for 9 years and I didn't expect to be here for more than a few weeks.
People will still call me a newfag for not being here pre-2007
>>25533289
I came here 5 years ago, I forget why. I though I would be here for a few hours. Fuck my life.
Probably around 2007 as well. Came to /b/ first, and I discovered it through a forum I went on at the time. From there it was /b/ -> /x/ -> /v/ -> /mu/ -> /r9k/.
>>25533289
>sexualizing Mami
you are the worst kind of fucking scum, OP
>tfw depressions got a hold of me
How do I escape?
>>25533244
>depressions got a hold of me
listen to Black Flag
breathe deepIy
>>25533244
Who says there's an escape?
last time you had a birthday party?
>tfw I've been 6 for the last 20 years of my life
Nice. Are you still treated like a child during Christmas as well? Sounds like you're living the dream.
>>25533143
you outgrow birthday parties you manchild
At 11 years old
After that it was either take out dinner or nothing at all
I still want cake tho, so I might buy an ice cream one this year, smoke weed and browse /r9k/ :^)
