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>skipped last 2 classes
>come home
>mom sits in the kitchen calls me
>says she wanted to use my computer to print something out
>ohshit.jpeg
>said she found a folder full with pics of naked girls with penis, green frogs, slavs squatting, anti semitic pictures, cartoon girls and random disturbing videos
>says she scheduled an appointment with a psychiatrist because what i do is sick
what do?? she also said im not allowed to come near my little sister anymore because some of the cartoon girls were young
>>25537474
>current year
>doesn't use password protection
You got what you deserved anon, also you are mentally ill if you are attracted to loli and whatnot.
tell her you arent hurting anyone with those pictures but her telling you you are sick for harmless shit does, so you are going to schedule an appointment for therapy for her because she is a manipulating cunt
if you are above 18 that is
Free psychiatric appointment = profit? That shits expensive anon and if they try to get you on drugs just sell them.
Therapists are cool dumbass
Need some great suggestions for an OKC profile name.
I'll choose whichever that gets dubs btw.
>>25537457
suck your friend's penis
>>25537457
AnalAssCaptainShitFaggot
>>25537457
Chadwick Thandarcak
so i know it's a really long, if not the longest shot but is there any grill on here tha'd like to be my online-pal for lewd chat and photo trading?
Literally any shape, size and form is welcome.
I'm desperate
I can pretend to be a girl and do lewd chats with you. I can also send you some photos of some random girls and I'll pretend like they're my photos. Would you still be interested?
>>25537446
that's nice of you bro but no, it just wouldn't feel right
You got a ps4 bruh?
1. Did you use antidepressants? When did you stop using them and what did you use?
2. Does your penis still work? How's your libido like?
1.
Yes, citalopram and fluoxetine, took them for about 5 months. They didn't help so I stopped taking them.
2. Libido was fine desu senpai, I didn't have any side effects
Was on and off Mirtazapine.
On for two weeks then stopped because I lost the script, they made me have no feels at all once I stopped. It was great, absolutely no feels. I had morals but practically a sociopathic mindset.
Then went on them again for a month after a month of absence, I abused them and made me go nuts with feels, felt like absolute shit and was gonna off myself around Christmas.
Ran out due to popping too many to get to sleep and other shit, now I'm sort of stoic. Feels are there but it's all manageable.
Dick works fine, I've given up on finding a woman so sex drive was non existent as always.
Different effects for different people, OP.
been on prozac for nearly a year, shit.
worked well for a while but ive been having really deep lows recently and generally heightened anxiety so its definitely fallen off.
dick's been fine, had some minor issues when i first started.
Do femanons want to be abused by /pol/?
>>25537342
Who the fuck draws this shit?
i would rather be in a loving relationship with a fellow shitskin 2bh. raceplay is weird.
Sauce on artist? OC blox
what kind of mental exercises do those guys do to not have the shakes up there. Is it some soft of drugs?
Don't tell me they don't care about death and are some kind of edgy nihilists. I bet if one of the r9k tough 'I dont care about death' nihilists go up there they will crap their pants and cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
>Russians
They're not on drugs; That would make it even more dangerous.They're just Russian. They've probably been climbing shit their whole lives and any kind of fear of heights is gone.
That does look rather bat shit crazy, however chap above is right about fear of heights going.
Work as a steel erector, when i first started walking beams i would be clipping the harness on every few feet and shuffling along.
After a while the fear goes and you get used to the height, very rarely actually attach the harness these days it just gets in the way.
>>25537348
agreed, aderall might help. (?)
benzos they make you slugish, no way. cocaine makes you jumpy and dancy..
it is just Ruskies-tier.
my jaw clenches and i sweat everytime i see the video..
Also how come and they are not in a dark gulag type of jail in china yet?
Again , espionage level: Russian i guess.
Does /r9k/ agree?
Vagina dentata.
It appears in my dreams...
>>25537273
Is it weird that I find women attractive but I think vaginas are gross?
>>25537322
Vaxina dentata
in the past year I've dated 14 different women, I fucked 9 of em.. what's your excuse for not to dig those guts?
this is serious thread. I'm not here to troll. I'm 34 I can probably help you.
>>25537216
What state do you Iive in?
that's crazy I'm 21 and only fucked 14 girls over the course of my life
People on /r9k/ unironically think that a woman should have sex with her male friend if he's crushing on her, just to not hurt his feelings.
Roasties post on /r9k/ unironically thinking they're being clever.
What'd you expect bitch it's r9k.
>>25537159
>women get so much attention and sex from men that they can fully afford to have "male friends" without being attracted to them or falling in love with them
Seriously you women live on easy mode.
Daily reminder that lifting will not cure being a beta manlet.
>>25537129
that guy needs to lose the glasses and grow a beard and he'll be an instant chad
that jaw is immaculate
>>25537129
He's cute though.
>>25537129
but it opens a few more doors for you and it gives you a slight edge
I would also do it for the health benefits alone.
Honestly, would you ever consider dating a girl who was marked by another man's cum all over her mouth and face?
If you would, then how are you not a cuck?
forget all that shit.
what is that dual stream jizzing about. how bizarre
>>25537015
>forget all that shit.
So you are basically willfully a deluded cuck who thinks that just because your woman was used by another man in her past it means that she is not essentially cucking you now with her memories with him and the permanent damage he has done to stretching out her pussy and molding her sexual likes and dislikes based on experience alone.
Okay, gotcha.
>>25536981
are the cocks on the cock carousel all cucks?
as long as you do not settle with them forever, what exactly is wrong with being one more cock in the cock carousel? If you get what you want from them (e.g. sexual satisfaction and physical intimacy) and end up not providing them with long-term financial security etc, then are you really a cuck or are you just a smart man who takes what he wants easily?
What's her name lads?
Emma
>>25536906
Moot
He's never coming back
Chloe ;__;
>having a "her"
lol fucking homos
I am a major grower (I go from 2.5" to a healthy 6").
Would a girl care if she caught me flaccid and saw how tiny it is in that state? Would she start assuming things, or is erect truly the only thing they care about? I mean, I doubt many other growers more than double their dick length.
Also, can you robots post your flaccid->erect measurements so I don't feel so alone?
Mine is probably about 2.5"-3" flaccid and 5" when erect but then again I'm fat too
>>25536902
If they like you and see you flaccid when about to have sex it'll be a challenge for them and probably best method of getting a blowjob. Other than you know, just asking for it.
You should be erect before sex the first few times though, just from the kissing/fondling.
Mine goes from 2'' to 8'', but I'm pretty fit and 6ft
I HATE VANCOUVER AND I HATE CANADA FUCK YOU VANCOUVER FUCK YOU CHING CHONG REEEEEEEE
>I HATE VANCOUVER
Why do you have an Australian drivers license if you live in Vancouver?
>>25536921
That does not look like me DA FUQ
>>25536949
Are you seriously pretending like that's not you? Wow. Okay, so you're either an Australian living in Canada or you're lying about living in Canada.
Please be honest...
Does this make you want to just try sucking a cock?
I am not gay but it's okay to be curious, right?
Pleasuring dicks is the best feeling
>>25536788
i just want the source.
>circumcized
Nah
