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I don't understand why we don't just make all the women in the world slaves. No men would complain except brainwashed feminist cucks. Women would be powerless to resist since they are naturally the weaker sex. Why can't we just get every cunt in the world and turn them into a slave like the should be?
>>25542932
*tips fedorov*
>>25542932
>3 point lower iq on average
>ALL WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS SLAVES
he says on the NEETcuck/ fast food advertiser capital of the internet
>>25542932
Because there isn't enough of you that think this way to overpower the number of people that don't think that way.
How do I force people to like me
>>25542918
By being powerful.
just pay them
stop posting animu on a Laotian impression painting board
what do women mean when they say they want an "ambitious personality'?
>>25542911
They want a beta provider.
>>25542911
All women want the same man, they just word it different.
>>25542911
They mean they want me.
>I'm an atheist
Do people not realize that atheism requires just as much faith as deism?
Agnosticism is truly the only way to go.
>>25542867
what in the fuck are you supposed to do while that shit heals?
>>25542894
wear a hat nigger
>>25542894
Wear a hat.
That looks fucked up or infected though, it's not usually Iike that.
$599 is how much it will cost for you to fuck your virtual waifu
http://news.yahoo.com/oculus-rift-costs-599-finally-173800884.html
>vitual waifu
No fucking way women will allow that. It will be used as a platform to empower women. Like Star Wars.
bump desu senpai
oc
>>25542842
Women can appropriate it for organic tampon farmville and sponsored Jezebel content if they like. VR is an interesting-the-first-time-you-try-it meme. Then you realize it's a totally flawed concept for almost any consumer application.
True patricians will be using Augmented Reality to live with 2d waifu/husbando in 3d meatspace.
Plus robots will never have to clean their room. Simply change desktop. Future gonna be surreal, guise!
I have a test tomorrow. I have not studied. What to do?
A test for what? It's christmas break, there's no tests during vacation.
>>25542810
>I have not studied.
Well you still have time to change that even if it may not be much.
>>25542834
Statistics
>>25542889
:D
/r9k/, 2016 is the year of the practice gf. Think about it: there are millions upon millions of ugly and/or fat women out there who have low self-esteem. They'd date you in an instant. All you need to do is practice, pump and then dump. You move on and find a better looking practice gf. The cycle repeats once you've found the right girl to settle with.
BETA UPRISING IN NOW.
PRACTICE GIRL IS BETA UPRISING
>4/10 male
>not in college
>all females I work with are in relationships or old as fuck
>boxing and wrestling classes have almost no women
>literally no matches on Tinder
No practice girl for me, lads
>Get practise gf
>Make her pregnant
>Ugly deformed looking autist baby formed
shit
I have a practice fwb type thing.
The truth is if you're not a sociopath, constantly flirting with a girl you're not attracted with to get sex is going to make you guilty eventually.
What are your stats and what's the biggest animal you think you could fight one-on-one?
>5'6
>bout 130
>don't lift, no exercise
>could probably kill a goose
I could confidently kill a medium sized 100 pound dog by kicking the shit out of it.
>>25542800
>I have never been actually attacked by a dog
Bitch I had to pull two 40-pound dogs apart from each other once and I still have a fucking bite mark on my arm, and that dog loves me to death.
>6'3
>210 pounds
>don't really exercise
>probably a medium to large dog
Why haven't you all dropped 3D women yet?
It's so obvious that 2D is superior.
>>25542678
I don't know if you think this is a meme or not, but Iegitimately do not find 3d attractive. Tits, ass nor vagina arouse me, and the only thing I like is a flatchest 2d waifu.
Anyone who thinks this is a meme is very wrong.
waifu thread?
claiming snail, i'm gonna marry her
>tfw no kombu infinity gf/bf
Top qt, I hope we see more of it.
Fedex driver here. AMA
Can you get the fuck out? sage
>>25542681
>Can you get the fuck out? sage
Why do you want that, anon?
>>25542647
How do you guys check your packages for drugs. I'm just curious....
Who /attractive autist/ here?
>dancing at homecoming, two groups of blonde women decide to grind me
>later that night entire dancefloor of women surround me and dance with me
>go to bounce house and girl cashier flirts with me asking where im from while giggling
>get chicken tendies and cashier gives me her number in her bag
>walking back to car carrying laundry while a group of women scream out telling i dropped their panties
>walking to class when a girl asks if i need a ride
>minding my own business in a lecture when a 10/10 latina girl approaches me and tries to hook up with me
>qt redhead barista flirts with me and wanted my number
>blonde girl always smiles when im around and started flirting with me
>talking to some girl and she says she fell head over heals in love with me the moment she saw me
>girl asks me out a couple of times, i say nah
>women smile at me all the time and say hi to me on the street while i ignore them
>cashier gives me sex eyes as i drive up
>at festival and some girl comes up to me and asks for sunscreen and then proceeds to spray sunscreen all over her boobs in front of me
>at concert and some random woman starts grinding on me
>tfw still 22 year old gf-less virgin
>tfw become jaded with how much attention i get
>tfw dont know how to pick up women because their too busy trying to pick up me
>>25542590
Same, it actually hurts more when girls try to talk to me though because i'm boring and have a stutter
bluepilled faggot
>>25542590
>homecoming
I'm so autstic guy I swear, I like have only 500 friends on facebook and my profile pic only got 30 likes!!!
Also I only hang out with 5 people and have only had 2 gfs!!!
I'm so akward though! (waits for people with actual problems and horrible lives to confirm he's not autistic but a normal, well adjusted person)
>TFW you are ugly on the inside
>>25542340
I'm not. I'm beautiful on the inside.
For a certain definition of beautiful.
>ugly on the outside
>people approach me expecting me to be nurturing because of fat maternally-shaped body
>others assume I'll be beautiful on inside
>personality even worse than appearance
>not even smart
>not even funny or the bare minimum of "sassy"
>tfw turning into something ugly
>nothing I can do to stop it.
Why don't you have a tulpa?
>>25542333
nice trips. what a tulpa?
>>25542333
Because I have seen enough schizophrenia in my life and it is not a pretty sight.
>>25542343
An imaginary fuck-buddy.
>had dream that orbiter and I went up on the mountain and watched the city lights flicker
>shoulder to shoulder contact
>talking about how we improve each other's lives
>staring into each other's eyes
What the fuck was that?
>>25542065
It means you're torn between wanting a sexy funny guy and wanting a husband.
>Orbiter and I
>>25542206
It circumvents a rigmarole if I just call things what r9k would call them, otherwise the thread would become a debate about how I'm a roastie or how he's an orbiter.
What is equivalence of PUA/being wealthy/confident for a woman?
A man can become more attractive by gaining social position, being wealthy, successful or just charismatic.
What can a woman do to become more attractive if she is not good-looking?
>inb4 lose weight
we are not talking about being fat but simply not being good-looking with bad facial features
>inb4 don't be a whore
never seen that work irl, unless you want a mormon husband (and they usually marry really hot women)
makeup, having a more feminine personality, not being stuck up like hot women, doing freakier shit in bed, having a trustworthy personality (ie little to no red flags)
>>25542062
>What can a woman do to become more attractive if she is not good-looking?
nothing.
but even the ugliest woman can get treated like a princess.
>>25542124
>doing freakier shit in bed,
>having a trustworthy personality (ie little to no red flags)
>having a more feminine personality
>not being stuck up like hot women
those are not the things that can be noticed at first and thats when men decide whenever they are interested or not.
already wear makeup but then all people keep saying how it is wrong and deceving.
