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Why did Kent delete his channel? I haven't been on /r9k/ in a while, did something happen?
His uncle found out about the channel got him a girl to fugg and made him to delete it.
His family found out about his youtube channel and one of them helped him get laid and I guess they whooped his ass or something and told him to delete his channel.
>>25544993
>>25544968
Speculation or is there any evidence?
Love me you worms
>>25544173
If you're a girl, I will.
>>25544939
I'm disgusted.
>>25544173
Post more female on male guro and I will.
Preferably with cute shotas being massacred by strong muscular women.
Why does the community die during work hours.
>>25543973
I have also noticed this disturbing trend. It is because 90% of the browsers here are normies who either go to uni or go to work.
>>25543973
because most of /r9k/ has to go to middle school.
>>25543973
oi, so that is why my favourite /r9k/ time is between 9-5 EST.
I never made the correlation. wagey normies are cancer.
>current jackpot: $500 million
What are you going to do with your winnings, robots?
>>25548466
Give it all away because money wouldn't make my pathetic life any better
fuck I should buy a ticket
I'm going out to buy a ticket right now
I've got a good feeling about this one bros ;)
What's her name, /r9k/?
The one that loved you for who you are? The one that supported and believed in you?
The one that could have made you legit happy, until you and only you decided to fuck it up like you fuck up every other good thing that happens to you?
Laura
Original comment, by original commentators, on original board
fuck off with your shitty melodramatic threads normies
>>25542545
tell us who SHE is, OP
get it off your chest.
I just found out this girl will be my flatmate. I already know her through common friends, but this is a great opportunity to know her and maybe lose my virginity. She likes alternative music, do you have any suggestions about approaching her?
>>25545461
>autist trying to fuck his hot stacy roommate
WEW LADS. This is gonna be good...
>>25545461
Beee literally anyone but yourself anon.
>>25545461
>those shit-tier hips
lmao, she's gonna love popping out a baby with those tiny hips
How do you feel about girl' feet?
>>25539584
neutral.
How do you feel about girl elbows?
They're delicate and beautiful. When I'm pounding on missionary w legs up, I don't want no shrek toes in my face. Fuck that.
I'm more of an armpit kinda guy
What's your earliest memory that you can recall ever since you've started becoming conscious of things?
> About 2-3 years old
> Execution in the mountains of Georgia (the country, not the US state)
> I cried
>>25545446
I remember the exact moment I first became conscious. I was like 3 years old and remember a black hole just opening up to my surroundings
>be me, under 2 years old
>sat with my mum watching countdown
>she feeds me a rolo
>it tastes like shit
>avoid eating rolos from that point forward
Is he the most /r9k/ cinema villain ever?
>emotional unstable wrack
>beta bitch boy
>no friends
>ugly
>probably never got laid
He has a job. He is a normie.
cucked by a nog stormtrooper
typical white beta boi
>>25544710
No hes basically NEET.
Pretty much living on the First Orders neetbux.
R9k, do you smoke?
>inb4 smokers are jokers.
yeah, I smoke JPS because it's cheaper.
Yes
It honestly makes me feel good for a moment.
I don't feel addicted, I can easily quit for a while and don't get cravings at all.
I smoke one or two cigs a day, and I don't really believe I'm doing much worse than the people who don't smoke.
>>25544502
I do smoke. Mostly cause I'm useless without Nicotine.
>live in a big city
>literally swiped right on entire population of females within 70 mile radius
>zero matches
wtf is this bullshit?
I don't have any deformities at all. but I didn't even try and have like 2 pictures. but I was thinking I would at least get one match or a bot some shit because boredom.
But no, I literally am the elephant man. not even the 3/10 whales will swipe right on me.
I guess it's finally over. at least when a girl does finally swipe right, maybe she's as crazy as I am.
>I don't have any deformities at all
>but I didn't even try and have like 2 pictures
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck off sempai.
>>25542925
welcome to the age of hypergamy
>>25542957
I'm not really trying to get a gf that bad. I can go super tryhard mode and get some 6/10 fat white single mother. but I won't. because that's lame.
Seasonal affective disorder edition.
>winter
>moved to basement so no sunlight
>still feel just as comfy and euphoric as before
depression is just shit tier genetics and diet lol
I think i may have a fap lads
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YES THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINAL
ER doctor here to answer your questions
>>25542388
I've been waiting to shit out this dildo in my ass for 2 days now should I take laxatives or just wait longer? My ass just kinda swallowed it up
>>25542388
Are familiar with autism?
>>25542456
If you put your fingers in, can you feel it? It may be too deep. Rectal foreign bodies can cause obstruction and perforation which can be life threatening if not retrieved. I wouldn't take laxatives as they will only increase the risk of perforation.
What happened to the programming thread?
>40 bits in circumference
>not 32 or 64
>not even 48
>>25542363
>you will never take the red pill
>>25542424
>counting all those lanes
>not even not counting all those lanes
>you stay up late reading Schopenhauer
>Chad shreds her precious little flower
>you finish your 4th wank
>Chad gives her an arse spank
>You invent a witty rhyme
>He fucks her another time
>>25542278
So I'm smarter? Heh, I win again
