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Deleted my dating site profiles. After an unsuccessful 2 years on them. Completely given up on dating seeing how as a low status, homely male, dating is a completely hopeless crapshoot.
Loneliness is sad, but somehow comforting. Nobody depends on me, don't gotta deal with anyone's bullshit save for my mom and sister, no social obligations. It's pretty comfy.
>>25544658
So the rest of you still have hope left?
I never had from from the start anon.
Can't lose when you never play.
>>25544658
i deleted mine years ago
thinking about deleting normiebook and then deleting my life
loneliness is okay for the first 20~ years, but the last handful have been really fucking horrible
>go to dentist
>dentist is a qt 3.14
>when she fixes my teeth, her tits are pressing against my face
>get a boner
lucky you
you got further than most robots ever will
Same thing happened to me.
>get home
>add her on Facebook in a fit of autism
>fap to her pictures
>sudden realisation of my autism makes me regret the move
>never see her again
>>25544902
What base would you consider this?
This is the most overrated piece of shit ever
Honestly trying to find a verson that isnt rewritten 10 times for political reasons is just staggering.
As for the christan verson the character "Jesus Christ" is the most Mary Sue character ever. He has no specific flaws other than being a borring flat "I ISSS DE SUN OFF GOD AND KINGS AND SHIZT!!!"
Most static character ever.
The "plot" if you can call it that is nothing but what sounds like an incoherent acid trip with no linear consitancy in the dam book.
ONLY REASON why anyone believes that this is a good book is cus the language is so outdated and bad that they can't understand a dam sentence, but they don't want to be the only one who thinks its terrible cus that would be an unpopular opinion.
As for the more original jewish versons it wasn't all that bad, but regardless the main character "god" thoughout the book wants everyone to praise him. He's honestly the most egotistical fuckboy you could ever write. More of a fucking cunt than Kylo Ren.
Honestly the whole thing is so bad with its grammer and language that if you get through the first 30 pages you are a "god"
0.5/10 would not read again
Inb4 fedora
What happened to Johnny Manziel though?
Indeed sir, quite.
The Bible is merely fiction, and a poorly written work of fiction at that.
*takes puff of pipe* *adjusts fingerless gloves* *upvotes*
The sequel will be better
Hello, fellow 'robots'! Have you tried the affordable new Hot'N'Ready lunch combo? That's 4 DEEP!DEEP! Dish pizza slices served HOT-N-READY between 11am-2pm.
Or perhaps you prefer the classic Hula Hawaiian pizza? No judgments here, we're all among friends :)
The fuck? I could just get a full pepperoni pizza for 5$ and that same can of soda for about less than a dollar. That pizza only looks like 4 slices.
>>25544485
>dominos pan pizza masterrace
LC coupons pls
who collect poo here?
I want to encourage you to collect poo if you're not already into it.
Our poo collecter community need to grow, we need more poo trading over the world.
This may sound generally disgusting for you uneducated normie and that's normal, you have to try it first to tell that's it nothing for you.
I collect mine in little jar's like pic related and love to sniff at the jar's, some poo jar I dont need to open to enjoy their smelly glory.
I am from germany and can ship worldwide and I am interested in wild animal poo poo from african animals, also north american animal poo, like grizzly mother and preferable baby bear poo too.
Can trade against poo poo from my wife and german rabbit poo I am also a big collector of pig poo and have a great collection of feral pig poo out of the deepest german woods.
Try it once and you will get hooked, it's the greatest smell on earth and so versatile in its scents.
>Also poo alcoholica thread
>>25544461
XDD EPIIIIKKKKK HAHAHA EPIIIK
LE POOPOO
>>25544461
Timestamp it m8
do you eat da poo poo?
I think I tore my asshole guys, it bleeds and I could barely let a mid sized shit out.
What do?
ive got bad shits too. last night i had nachos and hot salsa, had some fucking bad, sticky, fiery hot shits this morning. terrible. im just gonna have to eat better i guess
>>25544455
Dude I literally can't shit, it's extremely painful and my asshole refuses to open/is swollen.
it might be a ANAL FISSURE.
i have it , its an OPEN SCAR on the anal. bc of pressing when you shit.
they gave me a CREME i have to put on , 5 times a day for 7 fucking weaks , TO HEAL !!!
Wat do
It's a grill from class
>>25544376
youre fucked. the autism is much too high
>meme triangles
Doesn't matter, I think you're just shitposting anyway.
>>25544385
No anon it's ok, I just don't want to talk to her
>go for a walk with mom
>toddler in stroller says hi as we walk by and smiles
>mom starts complaining to me about how when I was a little kid I was never happy and would just cry whenever anything happened to me
Guess I was just born a robot
I didn't really cry as a baby, but I started crying a lot when I was like 4-5. Ah well.
>>25544326
Have you been checked for autism?
>>25544326
she said that because she's miserable and wants you as her pet. Stop letting your mom tell your story.
Why do people feel a desire to tell others about things that they have done? In particular, marathoning (or "binge watching)" tv shows?
Last semester, an acquaintance of mine sitting next to me in class pulled out his laptop and
>dude, i made a mistake
>he clicks open his netflix tab
>i signed up for netflix
>he turns his head away from the screen and flashes me a grin
>he turns back and continues
>i watched the entire season of X, 10 episodes of Y at once, and I...
>he goes on and on
>"ok"
Why did he feel the urge to tell me this? This isn't an isolated case, either-in fact quite the opposite. I hear "binge-watching" on campus ALL THE TIME.
Why can't you just watch something and just watch it? Where does the desire to tell people about these things matter? Is binge watching an accomplishment? How is staring at a screen for 6 hours an accomplishment?
Does telling someone else confirm in your mind that it really happened?
What is going on here? If you really liked the show you'd just watch it and then ravenously proceed to the next show and so on.
Is everyone playing a game of "one-upmanship" in the form of watching television and movies now?
>consuming toxic paste
>>25544307
Have you read one of those magazines catered to middle-aged women? This is standard fare for that shit.
>>25544264
>high school ex gf sitting next to random guy in one of her classes
>randomly turns to him and says "I got The Hangover 2 on DVD yesterday."
>"Cool."
>conversation ends
>she never even talked to this guy before or after
She was really weird. And no, she wasn't trying to be funny or LOLSORANDUM, she's really just borderline retarded.
>tfw haven't been home in 2 weeks
>tfw shitposting every day on an oldish cell phone
>tfw back to dual monitors and mechanical keyboard
>tfw back to meme folder
is there a better feel?
I have a better feel
>come home from uni
>only had sidechicks there
>lonely as fuck
>my qt girl is waiting for me home
>take her upstairs
>she lets me rawdog bareback her doggy style
>let that 2 week build up of cum into her
>fall asleep next to her
>>25545133
normie fag, kill yourself.
How fat is your girl?
>>25545133
> things like this probably happen
r- r- rr- rrrrRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUFFUCKCLGUFFUCCCKKKK FFUCKFU CKFUKC FUCK FUI RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
Does this make you want to try sucking a cock?
It's okay to be curious, right?
does anyone else have trouble with webms on mobile?
i just want to see the nice happy peen : (
I've had dick in my mouth but never sucked it. It's probably better the bigger it is, because when I held one in my mouth it was just kinda there
>>25544131
nope.
i sucked my own dick, its nothing special.
i see no reason why i would some guy's junk in my mouth
Be honest /r9k/, would you fuck me? I'm a proud Muslim transwoman living in the UK.
Pic is me.
yeah i'd--
>trans
nah
>>25544031
Fuck no. You're ugly and mentally ill. And a man.
I'd fucking wreck it. Pre-op or post-op?
you shit in the bathtub and seek attention on social networks
I can almost smell how bad this would reek through my computer
>>25544030
you have no idea nigga
What?
Is that baby even alive?
>decide to stop playing vidya
>go 1.5 months without vidya
>Cant take it any longer, cave in
>downloading mount and blade as I type
HOW DO I STOP
>>25543940
Anon, if you enjoy it then keep playing it. And if you're playing too much to the point were it's interfering with your life, just limit your time.
Perhaps do something like "If I finish this assignment or clean my room, I'll reward myself with some vidya."
>HOW DO I STOP
what's the problem?
why would you want to stop?
>tfw last played cs:go a year ago
>tfw dont remember my steam pass and i dont care
Robots, does life get any better?
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No. I've hated my life for 11 years.
It only get worse
Only if you make it better. It doesn't become better on its own.
