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How does this make you feel?
http://youtu.be/EglOsfErtaE
How cruel can one person be? There's better ways to go about getting a point across. And then the asshole brother making fun of his obvious pain.
>>25545995
>mcjugger
He's a complete normie you faggot
>>25545995
That fucking peasant deserves it
Steam games can't get shredded
Fake and gay.
Seriously.
>Anon, are you coming to the festival with us?
big pUNCH
Killed in 2 hits
>>25545980
I'll be right behind you. Let me get my camera
>>25545980
God the one on the left looks so Australian
FUCK ROBOTS, MY MOMS KICKING ME OUT OF MY STRONGHOLE. SHE FUCKING FOUND MY PISSJUG STASH AND HAS TAKEN IT FROM ME. I AM A MORTAL NOW.
SHE'S FORCING ME DOWN TO THE SAME LEVEL AS THE NORMAL-LIVING AND SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT SOME SLAVE FORCE WHERE I WORK THE WHOLE DAY IN EXCHANGE FOR USELESS PAPER.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STRONGHOLD* CANT EVEN SPELL FUCKING I'M SO FUCKING TRIGGEREDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25545940
Stronghole sounds more appropriate for a robot anyway
>>25545913
Fucking women.
Start a new stash and hide it somewhere better. Consider getting a shed or a safe.
I need a good cry.
I don't want a baww thread, rather the cold hard truth and feels which strike down any hope like pic related.
Pity party, I guess.
>>25545908
Contributing I guess
>Inb4 tumblr
Co worker sent this to me.
This story really made me think: how desperate, exasperated, and depressed do you have to be in order to jump out of a car on the highway and lay on the road? He just snapped and said "fuck it, I'm out"
I doubt he had planned that either, which makes it more thought-provoking
>>25545908
Life is dogshit. It just is and there isn't really an interesting story to tell about it.
All the reply-less threads over the years have confirmed that nobody actually gives a shit (which tbqh I can't blame anyone for either but it kinda sucks anyway).
ITT discussion of this board
Gentlemen of /r9k/
>what are your thoughts on this ?
>>25545818
It's sad but true.
The attempt at gentlemanly /b/ was cringeworthy euphoric shit.
>>25545920
but why ? i don't get it anon ..most of them i see now are trying too hard to be sad and it is fucking up for anons who are really sad ..
and people are teasing for fcuk's sake when someone is really sharing their shit ..goddamnit it angers me
REEEEE
>tfw wife wears tights under jeans and pj's
>Have already grabbed dat ass before 6.a.m
Just going to give her a few minutes before I hop in the shower with her.
>>25545810
How long have you been married?
>>25545831
6 months, dated 2.5 years before.
>>25545872
That's sweet. Enjoy the halcyon days. But always keep your game strong, pimp daddy.
Please read and help me.
Am I in the wrong?
>be me
>in uni
>sophomore
>there are some seniors in my class
>literally the whole year this senior faggot has been an asshole to me
>when I wear a jacket he says "when i worked in abercrombie girls that was there"
>hes told me he works at hollister and then says "anon, you would never be able to work there, they have look requirements "
>when a pic of girls come up he says "right anon?" implying i dont get girls
today I had enough and I wore my hair up and he said
>"anon whats up with your hair?? you look like jimmy nuetron"
>starts calling me jimmy nuetron
>i had enough
>his whole family is ugly as fuck and his sister is a trap so I said "how can you make fun of me when your genetics are fucked and your sister is literally a disgusting human being? and i talked to other seniors and they all said you're a complete randy and nobody so stop disrespecting me faggot"
>all silent
Was he pulling normie humor and I went too far or did he deserve?
Sounds like he had a crush on you. You could have destroyed his boy pussy, you blew it mate.
>>25545767
>picking on the autistic kid that thinks he's a normie
You're a jerk Op
>>25545767
what the fuck is a randy
#WasteHisTime2016 is the numbers one trending hastag on twitter. This proves that these roasties are actively malicious. 2016 is the year of no gf. Who else here /goingtheirownway/?
>>25545615
#WasteHisTime2016
blox
l
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x
>When he says he wants to get serious, say you'd like that and then reply "ill see " every time he tries to make plans #WasteHisTime2016
>talk to him for months, and tell him you need to focus on yourself. then date his best friend #WasteHisTime2016
>Tell him you're starving and when he gets to your house have your boyfriend get the food from him #wastehistime2016
Well, good thing I gave up on women.
Jesus Christ, are American women even human?
Do people actually find this funny?
Am i missing something?
Its like a bad sitcom. Holy shit.
>>25545517
Everyone tries really hard to fit in and not offend people
that's why you get what are essentially a joke book for kids from the 90s-tier humor
>>25545517
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
*makes video defaming prank channels for shekels *
>>25545517
This place finds the frog man 'pepe' shitting and mutilating feel man 'wojack' hilarious
When did you realize you will always be the way you are and nothing you do can change your personality anymore?
Thread not apply to anyone under 25.
>>25545301
>personality
Known for since I was 17
I've cared a little less every year since then.
I realized normies only care about outside appearance and I look pretty good desu so it doesn't matter.
I'm 26 and I still experience change every year. I am well aware that it'll slow down very soon though.
I'd totally be okay with remaining the way I am now.
I don't have many friends, but people don't really pick on me either. Being invisible is comfy in a way.
it's not about personality
but yeah i realized at 17 as well, can't believe that was already 8 years ago
>2016
Why do feminists believe in witchery and shit?
man don't bring down TES and VTMB with her, that ain't cool. bitches like her just 'like' things to say they like them.
>>25545142
VTMB is one of my favorite vidya. I dont care enough about TES lore tbqh tho
>>25545100
INFJs in a nutshell
post 10/10s in this thread
>>25544997
10/10 in terms of being a faggot OP in this thread
10/10 number #24 seconds
>>25544997
SHE'S NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS
Only post here if you're working and being paid to shitpost
What do you do?
How's your day going?
Do you like your job?
>copywriter
>Pretty good, finished up a few drafts and waiting for feedback from another writer
>A lot. State job, so benefits. Also, I just got my own office.
>>25544942
guess where I just got a job?
>>25544970
Is it Subway? Must be subway
>programmer
>I'm on Christmas break, so not bad
>used to, but not anymore.
What's her name, r9k?This is original.
>>25544866
Anna, but she was stolen by a mexican, fuck it all
>>25544866
She doesn't have one, I realised that no woman will never accept me for who I truly am. The only woman that would love me would be because I'm good looking, not because of my personality.
Fuck em.
Jenny
Ashlee
Brittany
Maddie
Emily
Amy
Sarah
Any lovely trans lesbians of /r9k/ attending "CHRISTINE" weston chandler's wonderful new year sleepover? :3333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMFZKsSMI-Y
wtf is that creepy sonic thing in the back?O_O
Christ. We need to hire an undercover agent/have someone attend just to record what the fuck goes on in that house.
>>25544654
I've always wanted to meet chris-chan man. I'd be way down for this. If only I lived closer and was an actual girl instead of a tranny. Lord knows chris-chan wouldn't see the hypocrisy in denying me access.
