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I haven't got to cry in too much time, and seems to be nearly time to finish myself after so much time wasted.
P.S: I'd suggest for whomever wants to seriously try to link his Steam account, and he MAY get some gift.
I dare you.
>>25547439
Can you elaborate the first sentence.
What the fuck are you even trying to say? Speak english faggot.
>>25547439
Tell me about your situation. I care about you because I relate to you.
>Girls would rather slump over on a dirty tile floor and get fucked a smelly dog than cuddle with you in bed and watch Wes Anderson movies
FML
>>25547420
Dog is /fit/ and has good hygiene. I don't see a problem here senpai would you rather she friendzone it?
>>25547420
>cuddle n Wes Anderson
Jesus just get a boyfriend already.
>>25548134
B-but I like qt hipster girls :/
I'm in grad school at a top 3 worldwide school in a stem field, 6'5, in good shape, come from a well off family, can socialize well among others and people like me alright
but I was raped a lot when I was little and any time some kind of romantic or intimate situation happens my skin starts to crawl and I feel disgusted and scared
I notice girls looking at me but I pretend I don't see them and run away looking at the ground, I'm constantly nervous around them and can't stop swallowing
there was a girl in the library today who was playing with her hair and she kept looking at me, I just tried to pretend like I was working hard and didn't see her
when I packed up to leave she looked over and started packing up too, so I nervously packed up even quicker and tried to get out before she finished
she quickly walked over and caught up with me and started to say something but when she did I lost it and started actually running away from her at a sprint
got home and I'm realizing its never going to happen, I'm realizing I'm fundamentally broken and will never have any close relationship for the rest of my life, its not even like I could get lucky and meet somebody because the problem is me and its only getting worse
OP, admitting your issue is a HUGE step. Denial will always hold you back, and that's what you're doing now. You're in denial about the fact that despite your past it is just that, the past. I'm not trying to marginalize what you went through cuz I imagine it was tragic, but if you identify and reinforce the idea that you are a victim and will never get better then that's a self fulfilling proohecy.
Countless people get dragged through shit in their early lives. Some of them take those experiences as just that, experienced they went through, and move on. This is obviously easier said than done, but it can be done if you want it bad enough and are willing to put in the effort. The key is to understand that YOU ARE NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE. I'm using caps for emphasis, not anger here.
Our lives are only in this current moment. Past and future exist only in your mind. The past doesn't have to own you if you don't want it to.
It will take training and discipline to get over the physical manifestations, and those may never fully go away. But they can be managed.
I suggest psychiatric help for medications for anxiety, meditation, and practicing self inquiry.
>>25547336
I recommend standing your man and get over this shit. Here are many people who doesn't have opportunities like you, so take them for the love of God.
>>25547336
>I was raped a lot when I was little
Don't rub our faces in it, you vile non-virgin. I'd rather be a rape victim than an adult male virgin - at least you've had sex.
girl that has friendzoned me for the last 10 years told me this. She also said she needs to eventually break up with her boyfriend (of 8 years).
Is this my chance? I've been friends with her since the beginning of high school and have slowly been getting more alpha while she ages and gains weight.
>boyfriend
>8 years
How. How can you not be married by then
>she calls him bro
>he thinks he has a chance
>>25547278
she's A. retarded and B. leading you on to keep you in the friendzone.
There is no chance
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51469938/ns/health-mens_health/t/science-proves-women-men-bigger-penises/
>Just b urself
>>25547267
>tfw 6.7x5.0 in. (and 4.5 in. flaccid)
>tfw I'm still a robot
Must explain why I was somewhat lucky with girls back in HS.
>>25547267
Of course size matters, what rock have you been living under? Given a girl with small tits, and one with bigger, I will always pick the bigger. ( to an extent of course, lets not be ridiculous) It's fucking hard wired into us
>>25547562
Your a pleb though
True patricians like myself and many other cunnyseurs on here prefer flat chested qts!
>tfw showed bf my boobs for the first time today
>"uh, anonette, your nipples look kinda weird"
saged, also dubs get
>>25547225
inverted nipples are pretty cute.
>>25547225
There's surgery for that.
>Anon...I'm borrred.
>>25547215
>>25547215
Is that actually you, or random pic?
actually her/him/whatever...god bless tinyeye
>>25547215
What is it that girls want you to say to them when they tell you they're bored?
Why aren't you smoking weed /r9k/?
>>25547098
cus i'm rolling balls rn m8
>>25547098
BECUZ I JUS SMOKED A HOLE WEED
>>25547098
It makes me lethargic, self conscious, paranoid, anxious and my heart rate goes up a hell of a lot. Any kind of weed, I've tried it all.
If you're not a cuck you'll just ignore both this loli along her thread, returning back to cuddle the wife tho whom you promised your utmost love for the rest of your life ....
> Implying you have one.
FEEEEL THE PAAAAAAAAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM8NcSgrfHU
>>25547091
Fuck off....
Actually I'm going to kill myself after this :(
>>25547091
>being married
>not a cuck
Pick one.
who /pet cat/ here?
cats are great pets to be honest family
>>25547038
only fags and trash women like cats
My cat is 13 years old. I have known him all his life, he has known me since I was 10. I love him, he loves me. He always knows exactly what mood I'm in, and he always knows exactly what I need. I tell him secrets I have buried deep inside myself. I patch him up when he gets in fights with other cats. He loses more often now. He is going to die soon. I cry every day at the thought. He is all I live for, without him I will die too. Don't get a cat.
My cat, Sam.
Who /averageIQ/ here?
I don't know my IQ, and it's probably best to keep it that way.
>>25546923
126-136 in tests I've done so above average if true.
Still a NEET though, guess I'm smart but lazy right guys?
>>25546923
THESE FUCKING SHAPES REEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly I just can't be bothered to do this shit when it's taking my precious anime watching time.
Why don't you just get a Candlejack girlfriend r9
>le epik Candlejack meme
shitpost thread?
check my du
>>25546890
wow, way to resurrect a dead meme, an
>>25547010
>>25547037
so clo
So here's a question that's been floating at the back of my mind. What's the difference between a robot, and a 'failed normie'? What I've been able to put together from lurking is that a robot is borderline aspergers syndrome levels of socially retarded, and on top of his inability to attract any women, he doesn't have any friends. I'm not sure how to describe the other term, though.
For reference, I've always had friends. But save for just one of us (out of the five) we're all stereotypical geeky virgins. Three of us (myself included) have never had girlfriends, much less any female attention.
Where is the line drawn? Where do we stand?
>robot
born autistic, normally have a mental disorder developed on late childhood early teens because of shit upbringing and conditions, some have mental illness, no friends ever, no girlfriend ever, total fuck up, no skills or hobbies.
>failed normie
normie who couldn't keep up with the group and got left behind, has had friends and sometimes girlfriend, can socialize (I totes hate socializing omg XD, I just like being on my room all day like duh) while having some friends.
the rest is scum that wants to be part of le secrect edgy boys internet club. at least that's how I see them oh pee
>>25546863
I think I am a failed normie
I had friends when I was younger, but was alone and bullied through most of my teenage years, didn't lose virginity until 19, got cucked by my first gf and haven't had a gf since. Now 25, and only able to get sex from sluts, so I've racked up 28 slays but haven't had a gf in 5 years
Also a wageslave and functional drug addict
>>25547426
>had sex
You're true normie
>be me, 10th grade
>English teacher asks the class to buy an overpriced retarded book
>just steal it from a table while everyone is out lunch and put it in my bag
>in English class after lunch, find out the book is my crushes
>she asks around if they've seen her book
>couple hours later, she shows up in front of my desk with her bf
>"Hey anon, you know my book is lost, mind if I take a look in your backpack? Maybe someone thought it was yours and put it there. I'm gonna check everyones backpacks."
>ohshit.jpg
>"n-no Stacey, I-I havent even bought the book yet, I'm p-pretty sure it's not in here."
>she just says that she'll take a quick look, and dips her hand straight into the pocket the book is in
>by this point I'm ready to tactically shit myself to draw her attention away from the backpack
>she keeps looking but doesn't see the fucking book
>gives up, blurts a "sorry anon" and leaves
What are your almost caught by normies stories?
Fucking thief scum
Fucking robots can all unite against criminal scum
Fuck you, have some principles
>>25546859
Did you masturbate on some of the pages and slip it back to her
>>25546916
Her boyfriend shared her nudes a couple months later, I was gonna do it but didn't have the balls
>go on /r9k/
>feel depressed
Never fails. Daily reminder that coming here will merely amplify your misery; it's as simple as that.
>>25546853
Block the site, write a sticky note reminding yourself to not return, or just quit coming here.
I value this place only for paraphilia discussions but yeah its pure shit.
Give in. There's no need to fight it.
>>25546853
On the contrary with me
>live reality
>crippling sadness
>come here and find alike people experiences
>feel better and less alone
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