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Do you faggots like the front bottoms, or do you think it's normie sjw shit?
Pic unrelated
>>25546816
They're ok. Not usually music I would listen to.
They're one of the most meh bands for me. Not normie though.
Going to see them next month. I'm expecting the crowd to be mostly early-mid teen normies
>>25546915
Saw them in Maryland, I love their music, but crowd was the face of tumblr
The whole "sex isn't really all that it's cracked to be" explanation is just a meme. It only feels that way if you sleep with a stranger who's not really into you.
This weekend I got to fuck this girl who I've been talking to for a month or so, and she wanted me to do anything to her. She pulled me in to kiss so much and we really got passionate, wasn't just a pump and dump scenario. After like an hour and a half of foreplay and penetration I came right inside her pussy and I literally felt like I went to heaven.
Anyone who's just getting a quick fuck off of backpages or something is basically dealing with a glorified masturbator.
>>25546814
>After like an hour and a half of foreplay and penetration I came right inside her pussy and I literally felt like I went to heaven
please someone just fucking shoot me
>>25546814
So why are you here bragging about it? Seriously fuck you OP, this hurts to read as I'm a turbo sperg with 0 chance of even sleeping with a Thai hooker. I hate you.
>>25546877
I'm not trying to brag, I'm trying to tell everyone that sex is the best when you're with someone that is into you as much as you are into them. That's how sex is supposed to be, and you even develop a love for each other the longer and more you have it together.
Reminder: every femanon here secretly wishes to be tied down and fucked by a pack of animals.
I wouldn't mind tying a bitch up and fucking her desu
>>25546691
She wants Chad, not you loser
If you are not Chad women literally view you as less than dogshit and wish death upon you for your mere existence
>>25546868
Thanks for the insight m8, you can leave now
anyone want to watch this robot kind of movie with me
Charlie is a normie, got jerked off by his aunt.
>>25547020
its not nice to spoil movies anon
To be honest sempai, I think it'd give me bad feels.
> Be me
> have a best friend that I have known for a lot of years and that was my only friends for years
> i had a few problems in the past, even did a suicide attempt once, but she was always there for me and i did the same when she was in trouble
> Septembre 2015
> I fall in a depression because of some issues
> I still laugh a lot when i'm with her but sometimes i'm just too sad
> She starts to refuse my invitations to come at my home or hang out
> You have to know that i did everthing for her, take her to vacations and trips, concerts, etc, and she never even invited me to come to her home (she said she was ashamed of it or something)
> After a few months I finally tell her that I do all the efforts in our relationship and she does nothing
> She admits it but just say "stop doing it then", and she also admits that she's avoiding me since i'm depressed
> I decide to remain friends with her but to give her less importance
> A few days later, I come and see her with our friends
> I see them talk and a strange feeling comes to my mind
> I just want to kill them all, especially her
> I never get angry or anything and this feeling was more violent than all that I have ever felt
> After 5 minutes I left, tried to calm down, and then cryied all day
> Sent her a text saying that I hate her, and than I will never talk to her again
> She never answered
> it's been 2 months now, she never showed any sign of sadness or even care, even to our common friends
> I'm slowly starting to realize that she never cared about me
I hate her, I hate her so much. I hate her as much as I loved her i guess. (in a platonic way, i'm not homosexual). I want to see her die so badly. I'm deeper into depression and I'm experiencing anger and a urge to kill for the first time of my life.
This is a typical manifestation of female violence.
If you don't kill her, she'll continue using people.
You're in a position where you could get away with it, especially if you manipulated the dead body afterwards to make it look like a sexually motivated attack.
I didn't read your post because tl;dr, but fuck yeah Stupeflip. I've never met anyone irl that likes them.
>new album when
At this point if you're that upset either have a direct confrontation about it, or cut all ties and leave.Hanging on about it will not change anything just make you more upset.
What's this "practice girlfriend" meme all about? Are the robots here actually converting into normies?
>gfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
>>25546543
why wouldnt you want to become a normie? normans are always happier
>>25546543
I didnt' text my practice girlfriend after our date for like 10 days now she's not interested/hates me and I've fallen for her.
Fucking furious.
What's a wet dream like? I'm 25 and never had a single one in my life. I have sex dreams sometimes but I just wake up with a boner.
>>25546499
You are having dreams you just forget them
>>25546519
That wasn't the question anon
It's okay, I know reading is hard
You mean when you cum in your sleep?
It's disgusting and very inconvenient.
What are you wearing right now?I'm naked
Uh, khakis?
>>25546719
You sound like a hideous girl
>>25546415
A baggy plain white shirt with lacey panties.
Wearing panties makes me cum faster.
ITT talk about good and/or bad drug experiences you've had
>be 16
>try acid for the 2nd time with group of friends at Universal Studios in LA
>I was the only one who thought this might be a bad idea
>we each took two strong tabs
>within 30mins I'm tripping harder than I was when I was peaking during my first trip (that took 2 hours to get to that point)
>everyone was freaking out but me and my friend got it the worst
>sitting on curb surrounded by thousands of people
>group of people on stilts wearing old Native American masks walk by us
>circus music is becoming more and more distorted and trippy
>people's faces are dripping off of their skin
>thousands of voices overwhelming me
>the music. The fucking music just gets worse and worse and scarier and scarier
>turn to friend whose sitting beside me in shock muttering to himself
>"I think this is what it feels like to be one of those crazy homeless people who just talk to themselves and hear voices"
>we start laughing but we're both terrified
>an hour goes by
>holyshitthisistoomuch.jpg
>we start breaking from reality
>I have literally no idea where I am
>completely terrified and detached from everyone around me
>can no longer understand English it all just sounds like weird noises that make no sense
>lose friend, he somehow got lost in the crowd
>to this day he still hates talking about that part because he just went completely nuts and had no one to help him for like an hour
>mom texts me
>try to read it but the letters keep falling off the screen
>the circus music keeps getting louder and louder
>we decide we need to get out of here
>run to the parking structure so we can just sit in the car and calm down
>friend pukes all over a wall and all of us are freaking out
>make it to the car
>I completely snap
>get naked and start touching myself
>they yell at me to stop
>run up to random woman with her kid and beg her to save me
>completely forgot I was tripping
>convince myself I'm dead
Cont.
>>25546396
sounds like research chemicals to me bubba, sorry that happened.
>>25546396
>convince myself that earth is falling into a black hole and reality is ripping at the seams
>call my mom and ask her if she's safe
>"wtf are you talking about anon where are you?"
>throw my phone off the garage structure, it falls 8 stories down and never seen again
>convince myself that since I'm already dead I can't die again
>try to climb up railing and kill myself just for the hell of it, cuz fuck it I'm dead right? I'll just respawn back in the car
>friend grabs me and throws me on the ground before I can climb up
>somehow cops show up
>next thing I know I'm sitting handcuffed in back of cop car
>cops keep trying to ask me questions
>I still can't understand english
>they take me out of car
>get bored of whole scenario and decide I wanna go back into the park
>start walking away, still handcuffed, towards the park
>cop grabs me and pulls me back
>"but I wanna go on the rides!"
>"you're too fucked up"
>"ok"
>cops put me back in car
>other friend starts getting aggressive with them and they throw him on the ground while he screams that he knows his rights
At this point I'm so far gone. I have literally no idea what's going on. I feel like a scared animal being cornered. I start freaking out when I convince myself I devolved into an atom and I was gonna spend the rest of eternity vibrating and taking up space in one tiny fragment of the universe
>parents show up
>somehow no charges are made against us. I still have no clue how we all got away with all this shit
>parents didn't even know I smoked weed let alone acid
>take me to hospital
>still completely out of it and think I'm dreaming or something
>hospital gives me xanax or something
>slowly start to calm down
>the voices get softer
>the musics gone
>I can read!
>I can think again!
>look around
>wherethefuckami?.jpg
>see parents crying
>see wristband on my arm
>oh shit...
>the weight of what all just happens come crashing down on me in an instance and to this day I've never felt so low
Cont.
>>25546632
>I didn't know we had gotten away with it
>I thought i had a criminal record and I'd never be able to get a job or anything like that cause of what just happened
>now my parents know i do drugs
>they're going to tell my whole family
>they're gonna disown me
>let out the longest sigh ever
>parents realize I'm somewhat "awake" now
>they're in shock they don't say much
>my mom leaves to go pick up sister from friends house
>me and my dad end up staying there til 2am
>he cries while I sit on the hospital bed, watching the wall melt
>I apologize over and over but it doesn't really make a difference
>we drive home
>they slowly get over it after about a year
>for that whole year I was pretty much permanently grounded, couldn't stay out past 9:30-10pm
>group of friends fell apart, only talk to one of them still
>had PTSD type shit over the whole thing for a couple years
>still can't smoke weed cause it gives me anxiety and sends me back into my trip if I smoke too much
>couldn't talk about it for at least like 5 months after it happened
>had tons of problems with depersonalization and detachment after that
>i had lost my grip on reality and slowly had to relearn everything (nothing too drastic but for instance)
>I lost my internal clock, I used to be able to look out the window and guess it was around 4pm and usually be pretty accurate
>after the trip the only thing I could've told you was that it was either dark or light outside, 6pm could've been 6am and I wouldn't have had a clue
>week after acid trip film class decides to watch The Matrix
>I never saw it before
>it fucked me up even worse
>haven't really done any drugs since then
So I guess that's my story, I'll answer any questions if you want
TL;DR Went crazy at an amusement park and got arrested and have been traumatized by it ever since, it's gotten a lot better though since that was like over 4 years ago
Do you like Noir Cat /r9k/?
what the fuck is that thing that guy is holding
>>25546388
Looks like a person.
>>25546388
It's Noir Cat.
Did you cry this week, robots?
What's going on?
Y-you can write out a full essay, if you want, I'm reading them all.
> pic related
Shed a tear watching my gf's rescued shelter dog get put down after breaking her hip.
>>25546556
> gf
you know the drillget the fuck out
>>25546556
>gf
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hey guys, ive been feeling pretty down lately.
Ive seen how meme magic is now affecting real life. Trump is getting elected, planes crashing - changing reality.
i was wondering maybe if it isnt too much to ask can we maybe do some "cheer up OP" memes?
Pretty lame, no one will respond.
>>25546248
C H E E R
H E E R
E E R
E R
R
U P
P
OP you have touched my heart and now I will tell you
>cheer up
>>25546248
Just admit it OP
>you will never live in a 100% nigger free country
>>25546101
You could move to North Korea.
>>25546148
Chinks are disgusting
what about white trash ?
Last summer I was 160 pounds and fit. Since then I have been intentionally ruining my metabolism through on and off binge eating and starving, I only drink soda now and go through close to a 12 pack a day, and I drink beer whenever I can.
I am now 210 pounds, and 10 pounds overweight.
Questions?
...why?
Are you trying to be like that one bodybuilder who intentionally got fat just to show how he could lose a huge amount of bodyfat and get ripped again?
>>25546114
No, just because I want a huge belly.
>>25546222
Ah nice, congrats on the severe mental illness man. Well played, you destroyed any chance of experiencing happiness for the rest of your life.
Anyone else /eating/ here?
>>25546045
>Ketchup with steak
Gross, way to ruin a good steak.
>ketchup
people like you deserve to starve
Yeah having some popped corn with tomato ketchup atm.
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