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What are you doing right now anon?
>>25540638
Your mummy
looking at an amusing photo of an Afghan man who has just purchased two cones of soft ice cream
watching spongebob and mulling over ideas for shitty threads
hbu
who else here still hasnt fapped this year?
i'm 7 days in, havent fapped since dec 30.
how you guys holding up?
and dont start with that "no fap is bro science blah blah just dont watch porn bro" shit.
i know there is nothing wrong with fapping and alot wrong with porn, i just want to see who is testing their will power or whatever the reason
day 7 here too
tho i've been crying a lot lately, is that normal?
I just fapped fAm
Gonna do another in 20-30 mins
>>25540647
probably, happened to me on my nofap
Negro twitter has started a movement encouraging girls to reverse the gender roles and make females do the initial approach
if a girl hasn't hit you up yet you're ugly
A negro qt actually approached me.
Of course I spagghetti'd out of the situation
I also feared she was a robot too
Part 2/4
Why is it that only the worst threads on /r9k/ get over 100 replies? Is everybody here retarded?
>>25540597
because you are a weeb autist and no one cares about your "tfw no gf" threads
kys
>>25540649
Fembot feels, gay/ERP/trapshit, and /pol/ threads are so much better, right?
>>25540597
> Is everybody here retarded?
There are people here that will argue that the average woman has more sexual partners than the average man when that is obviously mathematically impossible so yes definitely some of them are..
Post, r8, and masturb8
But it is cebruzposting
First for best waifu
>>25540388
Is she hiding behind that slut?
Who /socialanxiety/ here?
>Every mistake I've ever done pops in my mind every day and kills me inside
>If I manage to talk to people, I'm always worried about things like "maybe I create too much eye contact", "maybe I should stop talking he probably thinks I'm creepy as fuck", etc.
>Hide every single hobby I have so people won't think I'm weird, sometimes I make up hobbies I don't even have.
>Can't put headphones or browse my phone in public without checking that no one can see what I'm doing/hearing every 3 seconds.
>Even though I live alone I delete my browser history so no one who visits could know what I'm doing even though I don't really have anything to hide
>Don't come into shops, streets etc with too much people
Feels bad man
Honestly I had/have this, but I realised the only way to combat it is to not give a single fuck. I just go out and not give a single fuck what anyone thinks about me. It was hard at first but it become easier.
Also, I am guessing you are not in good shape. Hit the gym, you will feel better. It is not a meme. You really do.
Please don't use hijak to roachpost.
Holy shit OP, I can relate to a few things, such as the talking. I'll tell myself "holy shit I'm probably so annoying, look she doesn't even want to talk to me" and I'm afraid people laugh at me behind my back.
I don't really attend social events like parties and shit, hell I've never been to a party. But I went to my homecoming and it was awkward as hell.
I think I suffer from slight anxiety.
>tfw addicted to (you)s
>>25540328
lmao suck for you degenerate faggot!
>>25540328
>>25540328
>>25540328
First taste is free
>>25540328
Enjoy your(OP.)
Who here has fucked a trap/t-girl?
>who here is desperate enough to have sex with a man because they cant find a woman
ftfy
Has anyone fucked both boi pussi and girl butt?
Do they feel different?
>>25540374
its the same
>>25540289
i have, its not that great. dating one now.
>tfw Japanese tutor is big booty qt Japanese
>tfw I am 19
>Tried to get it on with her for a while
>Asked her how old is she today
>40
why live
who the fuck cares? i would fuck a 60 year old bitch if she'd have me
pics pls
pics bl0x
Yea if only she was 19 too that way you could just shown her your katana collection and she'd say "fuck my yellow hole like Hiroshima fucked my granddaddy's city weeb-sama"
Too bad she's 40
who here /alcoholic/?
What are you drinking? Whats your reason? How long have you been an drinking?
currently drinking aristocrat because it was cheap.
I drink because I'm neet and always bored. I've been drunk everyday for the last 6 months. I've been drink for over 2 years.
I drank an entire fifth last night, feel like shit.
I drink everyday, vodka. Have been for 2 years
It helps with feels
>>25540372
>It helps with feels
What are you feelin brah?
A month ago, I told my mother she was a shitty parent and started crying like a bitch. She didn't care because shes a schizoid. I still feel bad for calling her that, but I feel even worse becauise she didn't care.
It's my birthday today, and again, I feel nothing.
What did you do in you last birthday?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Anoonnnnnnn.
Happy birthday to youuuuuuu.
To you ;)
>wrote about it on another chan
>was insulted because I demanded too much attention
>turned 21
>had no friends, so just spent day doing what I wanted
>went to the dog park and relaxed, no one was there, just watched dog run around
>buy some hard cider and wine
>buy myself a birthday present (art supplies and some good takeout)
>watch TV in room with dog on my lap
>get drunk
>take bath
>sleep early
>tfw live with parents
>tfw parents yell at you for good reason
There's no worse feel
>>25540198
What'd you do this time anon?
>>25540214
Overslept
Missed important appointment
Cue stream of reminders of how pathetic I am
>>25540246
>buy alarm clock
>place it on far away from your bed so you are forced to get up and turn it off
>make it to appointment on time
>parents love you now
>profit
>in lane 1, driving home
>everyone stays in lane 1 unless they're a huge cock and want to pass you in lane 2
>intentionally drive through the intersection quickly so single car in lane 2 has to merge behind me
>normie flips me the bird, just kek
>normie bitch wants to merge lanes but isn't using her blinker
>just trying to nudge her car over into my lane
>intentionally speed up to fuck her over
>complex has visitor parking you can only leave a car parked in for 2 days max
>normie next door using one to store their corvette for winter
>report them, see ticket on their car the next day
>kek
Retarded drivers piss me off
>not indicating
>pushing themselves into dangerous situations
>overtaking at dangerous points just to get stuck at the next red light with you
>don't check blind spots
I find it that people in expensive cars, old women, van drivers and taxis are the worst drivers out there.
Your stupid if you have road rage or intentionally try to piss other drivers off. There may be kids or elderly that could get killed because of some stupid posturing.
All in mummy's car no less.
I'm mean running chad and stace off the road in the middle of nowhere, ok, but not in the city guys.
>>25540180
Just yesterday some middle aged woman in a hummer honked at me for "taking too long" on a red light turn.. when ongoing traffic was literally bumper to bumper, had to wait for a green arrow. I hope these people get killed
So, some years ago I managed to leave the perpetual loner life behind me and actually started to socialize a lot and eventually started dating women.
Here is the thing though. Every time I get close to someone and we open up to each other about things that are important to us and our past life, women always leave something out that they don't consider important or that they are ashamed of etc.
Usually, it involves a good "platonic" friend from their past. You talk about your sex life, she tells you about all of the guys she's been intimate with. Or so you think. One day, months into the relationship, you come across rumors and confront her. Yes, she and her buddy used to fool around a bit when they were drunk. But she didn't tell you because she were only asking about guys she slept with. So, didn't she sleep with her "platonic" friend? Eh, she can't remember because she was so drunk...
It is so fucked up. It doesn't account because I was so drunk what kind of attitude is that?
>It doesn't account because I was so drunk what kind of attitude is that?
"It doesn't count because I was so drunk". What kind of attitude is that?
>But she didn't tell you because she were only asking about guys she slept with.
because YOU were only
When you're 24 and legally every girl, fat or nerdy or "reserved", has slept with more people than you ever will.
>>25540632
It is not about the number of people she's been with. It is about not telling certain things, even when asked directly, only to conceding later on that they have left some things out.
You start the relationship out with a "I can definitely live with her past" attitude. Then two or so years into the relationship, you will have learned about many more guys she's kisse or "fooled around with". Also, you won't believe how many women have been so black-out drunk that they don't remember if they slept with someone or not. I simply don't get it.
Does anyone else feel like their mental health is slowly deteriorating? I feel like I can't hold regular conversations anymore, like my brain can't think of anything to say other than "haha yeah" and shit. I feel so unfocused and tired.
haha y-yeah
>>25540025
youve probably been on the computer for too long
turn it off for a week and see if you still feel that way
I basically sit like this now when I'm not at the computer. That's probably a sign my mental health is trash.
