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>decided to get tinder
>get first girl to swipe
>pretty qt 8/10
>"looking for someone taller than me."
>shes 5'9"
>i am 5'6"
>uninstall app
>ponder why i even live
espanol mothsaer
>>25536145
Because there's always getting rich and buying toys.
>One taller than average grill looking for someone that's not you
>TRIGGERED
>LET'S UNINSTALL THIS DEVIL'S APP
>ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES ANYWAY
And that is why you are here.
>finished university in the subject of cultural studies
>I get hundreds of offers from people trying to hire me
Why the fuck am I so valuable?
>>25536127
I never got it,
how was she allowed to take all the hormones and shit while she was pregnant? wouldn't it fuck with the baby? my uncle actually worked at the hospital in Idaho where she was
>>25536141
If it was a male baby, extra test would probably be beneficial.
>>25536141
oops i accidentally replied to a shitpost
A bit over an hour until unbanned from /tv
>>25536047
If I extend your ban will you die?
>>25536218
It wouls b extremely painful
I remember when you said it was 3 days.
Time flies.
When do you have the "Don't talk to the police" conversation with your kids?
I'm white and am statistically likely to have white kids so I will probably never have to. If I have kids with a non-white person I'll leave it to them to explain cops to the kids.
My parents never necessarily had a talk about the police, but they would constantly express their hatred for cops. I'm fairly afraid of police officers as a result, and for good reason.
>>25535961
That didn't help Brendan Dassey.
>>25536000
Did they ever have a people shouldn't touch you there" talk/?
I recently re-watched A Few Good Men, and there's a scene where Demi Moore's character shows up to Tom Cruise's character's house, he shows her in, and then she invites him to dinner on a date. This made me think about how much life has changed since the introduction of cellular phones or phones in general (however wired telephones have been around since well before the sexual revolution, so let's ignore them for a moment).
I imagine that before all this reachability, if you wanted to invite someone out, going to where they live and doing so...
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Seinfeld has a lot of scenes that would never work with cellphones.
>>25535750
That made me think, there's another scene where they need to know where another lawyer character is, and it creates suspense as to whether he'd show up. If they could just text him it would have solved the problem.
Don't worry. Soon virtual reality will be a widespread thing and social life will go back to normal. Normal, but set in a virtual world. Where you can look however you want, go wherever you want and talk to whoever you want, all with no threat of being beaten or killed.
Who /broke/ here?
>>25535656
Can you not buy cheap niceness at stores, them big American stores, not like Walmart coz I went to California and don't see one I saw shops which seemed the same as Walmart but different names quite cosy and nice ships desu senpai id go again alot of them are soothing and would suit the neet if you get my feels
>tfw neetbux is more than enough to get high every day and still afford groceries and buy new sneakers every 2 weeks
>>25535699
>neetbux
Teach me your ways.
How do my fellow kissless, handholdless, virgins look?
Only permavirgins allowed. If you've had a gf, or had girls show interest, you are a normalshit and should immediately head back to reddit.
>If you've had a gf, or had girls show interest, you are a normalshit
That's not how it goes senpai :^)
>>25535118
That most definitely is how it goes.
If women are interested in you, you aren't a robot.
>>25535156
There are 7.4 billion humans on this planet, just because a couple of the low tier ones showed interest and treated one like shit/cheated/used doesn't make them a normal.
If you had to fuck only one of these girls, which one would you choose and why?
middle one
because she isn't fat
Obv one on the right
The one on the left because she has the fattest ass
/r9k/ you know not to post on Facebook! You know not to post threats online! And here you are, doing both!
>>25535027
No way that'll happen
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go on Facebook tomorrow
Preliminary search? Maybe it's over? Everything is so scary now. Leave the kids alone :( Go shoot up a Fortune 500 board meeting if you have no place in society. It's their fault. Not the little children.
Does anyone else use the word nigger in irl
>people look at me like some neo-nazi when I refer to a certain kind of black
>>25534968
>a certain kind of black
all of them?
what are you retarded?
>>25534968
>LOL WOW WHY DO PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME FOR DOING THIS THING
I don't like niggers either but you are genuinely autistic if you can't sort this out on your own.
>>25534968
I only use nigger with those I know are cool with it.
>The brutal truth is that even short women seem to prefer very tall men.
>Research on online dating sites by Duke University professor Dan Ariely has shown that for every inch below 5-foot-10, a man has to earn $40,000 more to be seen as equally appealing to women.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/05/opinions/yang-men-height/index.html
Height discrimination is going mainstream. Us manlets might become a special interest group.
>>25534859
I don't think people who date online represent the majority population very well, not to say that shorties aren't shit on just that I'd take online dating studies with a heap of salt.
Just a question, what on Earth does a girl's height have to do with her preferences when it comes to a guys height?
It's not like guys with little dicks are expected to like girls with little boobs.
6'3 is sexy whether or you are 5'10 or 4'5.
>>25534940
cool story fagtron, but nobody gives a shit and ur adopted
>get a text from oneitis
>it's a new picture message
>excited because I hadn't talked to her in a few days
>it's a pic of her chad boyfriend laying on the bed with her
>he has no shirt on
>"isn't he the cutest thing?"
>ask her why she would send me that
>"because I want to share the things in...
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Show texts please
well fucking done anon
you did the right thing....
yes
Do women realize what they do when they smile at men?
Yes and no, they understand the basics of it 'boys like it when girls smile' but perhaps not the deep impact that it has on us.
>>25534768
No. Women are not self-aware.
Nah, I just smile to try to make other people smile. I feel guilty when people look sad.
How do fembots, or robots for that matter, feel about facials?
I enjoy getting a facial.
Really cum in general is delightful.
>>25534576
I always hear girls say they dislike the taste of cum.
Dumb ass idea.
Good boys swallow.
>tfw can't tell if her butthole is dirty or clean
>>25534304
probably clean. they do a ton of prep before anal-related shoots of any kind
I imagine it would be hard if you are a nigger.
how would you know when to stop wiping? if you kept on going there'd be nothing of you left