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What would you do in this scenario?
http://strawpoll.me/6462506
>>25528812
Suicide, but I'd never be married, I'm on /r9k/
Break up with her. What's the question?
Over 50 responses now.
Anon is in serious trouble. He doesn't have victories anymore. He used to have victories, if only while playing his vidya games, but he doesn't even have them anymore.
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, a girl in an online game? They kill us.
When does he beat Asian kids at anything? They send their college applications in by the millions, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a introverted caucasian in a good college? It doesn't exist, folks. They beat us all the time.
When does he beat Mexican kids at picking up broads? They are laughing at us, at our chastity. And now they are beating us memenomically. They are not our friend, believe me. But they're killing us memenomically. I'd like to use an American sounding meme, but I couldn't even find one for my 5,000 post luxury thread. I don't think anybody makes memes in English anymore. I don't want to order 5,000 Pepes. . .
Anon has become a whipping boy for everybody else's politically correct rage.
>>25528571
(cont'd)
When Normalville sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you (points to failed normie). They're not sending you (points to high income wizard). They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing degeneracy. They're bringing sex stories. They're redditors. And some, I assume, are good people.
But I speak to janitors and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people.
It's coming from more than Normalville. It's coming from all over the lgbt and queer tumblrsphere , and it's coming probably- probably- from the Face Book. But we don't know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don't know what's happening. And it's got to stop and it's got to stop fast.
kek
shit, this isn't /pol/
pol is pumping out new may mays
>>25528699
(cont'd)
SJW terrorism is eating up large portions of the Chinese cartoon message board. They've become rich. I'm in competition with them.
They just placed a hot pocket factory next to the janitors' closet.. Can you believe this? They bought a microwave. When I have to purchase a microwave, I pay interest. They don't have to pay interest, because they took the shekels that, when we left the GamerGate controversey, I said we should've taken.
holy shit you guys I just copped a $9 box set at my local LC and the deliciousness is simply too overwhelming
>>25528505
I KEEP GETTING LOOTED BY ASSHOLE IN HURTWORLD AND I FUCKING COME HERE TO RELAX AND ALL I GET IS SOME 14 YEAR OLD SHITPOSTING ABOUT LITTLE CAESAR'S AS FAST AS HE CAN
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT I CAME HERE TO ENJOY MYSELF NOT TO RAGE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE WORSE THAN ALL THE FUCKING ASSHOLES I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN HURTWORLD
FUCK YOU YOU CUNT
GO BACK TO MOTHERFUCKING IFUNNY WHERE YOU CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT
THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING IFUNNY
THIS SHIT IS TOO LOW FOR REDDIT HELL EVEN TUMBLR AND 9GAG THIS IS SOME IFUNNY TIER SHIT YOU ASSHOLE
KILL YOURSELF
>>25528505
That deep dish pizza looks good. Is it?
Need more pep. 8 pieces per square slice pls
Who /hate their parents but no opportunity to move out/ here desu?
>Tfw ur parents fucked up your life and are holding you back but no job so can't move out
feels not good mane.
>>25528454
>mom yells at me to get a job
>none near walking distance
>refuses to teach me how to drive
JUST
>>25528499
>Not just getting driving licenses
Why would you want a woman to teach you?
>>25528658
i have no choice, but i know what you mean.
We were walking walmart and she spotted a missprint in pricing for one of the tags for a coffee maker
it just had 1 cent listed on it.
it was an obvious mistake or troll by one of the employees
the coffee maker was 149 dollars.
>"there gonna have to give it to me for one cent", " thats false advertising" "thats the rules" - she said
i was like, wut?
She tried to haggle with the manager to give away a 149 dollar coffee maker it to her for one cent... due to false asdvertising she said. she just kept dragging it out for as long as she can
>"let me see your manager"
>"let me see the other manager"
>"let me see the managers manager"
>"im calling corporate"
it was so embarrassing, i felt sorry for the people who had to deal with her.
she's a dumb crazy bitch
and the guy whoever listed that thing for one fucking cent
SEX ADVICE THREAD
In this thread you can ask me questions about how to be good at sex, or how to make a particular thing happen, and I'll tell you.
What are my credentials? why should you listen to me?
I've made a girl orgasm 20 times inside of a half hour, I've made a girl lose consciousness from orgasming, I've had exes call me up tell me they hate me, but say they miss the sex. I've had girls tell me point blank that they would break up with me, but can't because they fear they wouldn't be able to find the same amount of pleasure.
I also haven't gotten more than a week without sex in the last 7 years, and I haven't gotten more than 2 days without sex in a year and a half.
I'm not good at a lot of things, but I'm good at fucking.
Ask me anything! (related to sex, you can ask other stuff, and I'll answer, but that's not the point, so fuck off.)
>>25528414
I meant to say "I haven't gone more than 2 days..."
I'm fucking dumb, but not dumb at fucking. Okey dokey, ask away.
>>25528434
I'm asking you why I need sex advice when I'm going to be a virgin loser until I die? Anyone who isn't the same is not a robot and needs to leave
>>25528414
>I've made a girl orgasm 20 times inside of a half hour, I've made a girl lose consciousness from orgasming,
mmk
Ok, who is the guy shitposting about Little Caesar's. I mean come on.
>>25526794
>>25527288
>>25527811
>>25527937
>>25526477
>>25526010
>>25528233
to be fair, little caesars is bretty gud
Fucking hell he's made another one
>>25528141
>>25528254
when i was 6 that little mascot was funny as fuck
I've got 5 days to study all of Algebra for my exam.
Five fucking days. I know like 20% already, this is incredibly difficult and 4chan has given me ADHD to top it all.
If I want to become a relatively decent human being I MUST not fail. With relatively decent I don't mean a normie, just a kind of wealthy robot who has a reason not to kill himself.
I know I'm fucked, and I don't know what to do to keep myself off this terrible black hole of a place.
How about you?
>algebra
>hard
LOL
>know like 20% already
Funny. Where was that drive and desire to succeed during the semester? Next time try actually putting in some effort over a few months, not over five days.
Feeling a little under the weather and it's sapping my motivation to improve my 2016
Godspeed with your exam OP.
Is 23 too old to be starting school?
Should I just wallow in my shitty life and accept I'll never have the life I want instead because I was a retard when I was younger?
Sooner rather than later, might as well buy an exit bag if you don't go to school
You can do it, but make sure you have a specific plan
Honestly I would've been better off if I waited til 23 to go to college because I was too fucking retarded when I did
>>25528234
>You can do it, but make sure you have a specific plan
You mean like make sure I have a job lined up afterwards?
I work at Little Caesars. I have no idea who's spamming advertisements. Should I share things about the disgusting standards of the restaurant?
>>25528165
Is the love juice of Julius Caesar fucking Brutus' mother baked into the pizza because it tastes really fucking weird.
>>25528165
could you do it for us op?
>>25528165
Let's hear it wagecuck
I haven't had a full erection in close to 5 months, I am 19 years old. What do?
Can this be fixed?
>>25528164
Oyoyoy guv.
Go to the doctor, you might have circulation/heart issues.
Noticed anything else weird, like catching your breath more often?
>>25528242
No not really.
I've put on about 20 lbs in the last 5 months and have been suffering from severe, severe depression.
Could that be related?
you're obviously defective
/r9k/ - Little Caesars Pizza
>>25528141
Kek my friend xd
>>25528141
Tb.h. senpai xd ebon mem 9/8 :3
I work at little caesars.
I've watched employees take a shit, walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands and make pizza.
>21 years old
>parents still try to give me a bedtime
>>25528025
My mom does this too.
Then she doesn't understand why I just ask her to leave.
Then I feel guilty.
>>25528025
>>25528085
>Livin' the spirit crushed child life
It's cliche, but your parents probably are the root of all your problems. Up to you to escape doe.
>>25528025
>28
>mother still tells me what to eat.
Who /airsoft/ here?
you get to dress really cool like a navy seal and feel like you arent completely worthless
also you get to ruin children's birthday parties by overshooting them
airsoft is perfect for you robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOotTRkoFs8
I don't so I don't have to deal with fucks like this guy. Anything with "honor rules" is bound to be a shitfest.
>>25527970
I always liked paintball better, besides I hear people cheat a lot in airsoft.
>>25528033
I only play with friends and acquaintances,
problem solved.
>asked a girl to hang out and see movie
>she accepts
>she says she's sick and can't come
>I get pissed cuz I think shes making it up
>this happens
why am I such a dumbass. and I in no way made it sound as if we were just going as friends.
>>25527925
>get well soon
Jesus Christ, go all the way or go home you wishy washy bitch
>>25527925
What movie, senpaitachi?
>>25527978
This. Should have called her a fat whore
We've had plenty of discussion of being a pitiful beta shit, let's talk about the most ALPHA features a man can have.
>tall
>muscular
>strong jaw
>big dick
>other?
>>25527911
Like you want to know which of these I have, or which I want, or which I think guys should have, or which I think sluts desire most?
>>25527911
The 3 biggest tall strong jaw and good facial aesthetics.
>deep voice
>big hands
>vascular forearms
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