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When were you at you happiest?
>>25514162
2007 doing raids in wow with online buddies
When I was a child playing in the trees with my friends, pretending the yellow leaves were gold coins. We would sneak knives from our houses to whittle sticks and make weaponry to fight imaginary beasts. We had a barter system in place so we could buy berries and slices if bread. That time has long passed
>>25514162
Either when I was growing up in the trailer park, or my trip to Arizona 2 years ago
http://lichess.org/fGBZwvmM
http://lichess.org/f1CN9Bok
dogshit site is down as usual
>>25514241
First time seeing it down.
Tell me something that i don't know.
>>25513845
Scheme pure macros work on the program text via a special macro DSL, Common Lisp-style impure macros work on the abstract syntax tree using normal code.
>>25513845
You're a faggot? Maybe you already knew.
>>25513845
largest waterfall in the world is off the coast of Denmark undersea where the arctic ocean meets the Atlantic.
who /contentwithmediocrity/ here?
>C Student in high school
>C student in Community College/State Univetsity
>average job
>make enough money to be satisfied and live on my own+get high
life is good.
that's a good hampster op
>>25513560
thanks, save it, it's all yours my friend!
That sounds pretty sweet, what's considered an average job?
haha, females got BTFO by 1000 muslims and blacks!
I hope Islam will take over soon!
>>25513796
1000 could be just an inflated number. Why not 100?
Normies getting rekt by the shitskins they just welcomed into their country like the good little cucks they are on the most normie day of the year. Pottery
>>25513796
this makes me so fucking happy
am I alone in this edginess
who else /onlyvelcros/ here
>>25513390
probably kids
until I was 13
>get looked down upon because you use a clinching device developed by nasa instead of a piece of thin cloth
American society, everyone.
Incidentally I wore velcro until I learned from god knows where that it was 'for kids' and moved on to slip-ons which I wear to this day.
It's impossible for women to be lonely
>>25513244
It's possible thatdubs
>>25513244
>>25513311
checked
how does this pic make you feel /r9k/?
>>25513326
words can't describe
>Be at uni
>Somehow find myself making friends with this girl
>Add her on normbook
>Last name is L I T E R A L L Y KUCK
>Kuck
My fate is /r9k/ forever.
Worst last names thread
Schneider
There's a girl at my university whose last name is Tramp.
>>25513152
Trump would be worse
>your dad was an workaholic who never bothered to get to know you when you were a teen
>now surprised you have almost nothing in common
>and are a fuckup 23yo
I know his own dad was absent alcoholic and mom left him at 17, but still.
Who else shitty parents
My dad told me over christmas that he thought I didn't like him when i was 12-13 so he stopped talking to me
I'm 25 and a catastrophic failure
>>25513110
Have you talked mroe about the neglect with your parents?
I kinda want to but they have a shitty life anyway so I don't see a point to make it worse forthem
My dad wasn't a workaholic but he never did anything with me. He is also an extreme alpha and probably enjoyed commandeering me around and never allowed me to talk back. I am 24 and still afraid of him.
I think this also spilled onto other men and even women, who have authority, I am simply afraid of bothering them.
Why do women not care about us?
>>25513174
Because they want to ride the cock carousel
>>25513174
For the same reason men do not care about fat chicks.
Why do you not care about the techniques people used in 1355 to build solid horse saddles?
i.e. why should they care?
>he knows how to fight
hmu
>>25512861
>not knowing how to fight
>tfw done kickboxing for 5 years
>got into a real fight last week
>couldn't hit back
>now I have a black eye
>>25512937
why couldn't you hit back again?
>All these disgusting normies with GFs infesting the board
Why the hell don't you leave already,this place is not for you.
I have a girlfriend but it doesn't change who you are. I still enjoy listening to robot stories, sharing my own and joining in on the shenanigans here.
Anyone who believes that having a girlfriend makes you exempt from posting on this forum is just a jealous bitter virgin, and that's okay. But you shouldn't shun your fellow robots for making it.
Be happy for people like me and I'll strive to support people like you.
It's 2016, only positivity will help us.
>>25512889
Fuck off
jekdkrjrke(because muted)
NORMIES GET OUT
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>you will never have a fat practice gf
>>25512113
those meaty thighs..
delicious.. FLLEESSSSHHHH
>>25512113
Got Damn she don't have to be a practice
>>25512113
>fat
>obese
Being ugly is literally the worst thing you can be.
>tfw doomed to a miserable life from birth because of my selfish ugly parents
Cool story breh.
Now roll your tumblr mental illness.
I'm ugly as fuck and if I ever trick some woman into marrying me, I'll never have kids
They don't deserve to have my genes, that's not fair to them
>>25512333
rolly polly moly
>Thanks for taking me out to lunch, anon! You're such a good friend!
>So, what is it you wanted to ask me?
This sort of hurts. I can't imagine myself even sitting next to her.
10/10 feel like killing myself
Can you and Chad drop me off on the way back to your place? I want to watch AGDQ. Thanks for letting me come to dinner and don't worry I'll pay for everything, my fortnightly neetbux payment just arrived last night.
Would you give me a footjob under the table?
